"Respectable Dancing Ladies" Auditions For The G Club
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Syren
RIGHT!!!
We really need ladies for the G Club.
It is a classy establishment which needs any chick who thinks she can bump and grind, doesn't have to be well, just as long as you can work it on a pole.
The original Gentleman's Club was closed down, and the G Club re-opened in it's place, but now I want a new Staff Line-Up.
Auditions will be held here, just do your thang for me and I'll tell you if I want you ((more than likely you'll be employed just for turning up
))
So, if you think you have what it takes, come in and check the place out, the money's good and to be perfectly frank the whole role playing part of it is hilarious.........
silver_tears
may wanna change the strippers label
Syren
Why? Taboo....right........so shameful and all that!
Well, if a chick got it, she should flaunt it.........
§pearhead
like to dancers? but yea, we need more of w/e you wanna call em.
sandman26
right sil didn't you have a contract?
§pearhead
interesting choice of wording...
Syren
Gotta keep the Sil happy.......
silver_tears
The Sil is ecstatic, and yes I did, and do
sandman26
then please dance
Syren
*hugs Sil*
You still in my employment then sweetie?
§pearhead
so, in theory, there's one...we're all the others?
silver_tears
I suck up your money if that's what you mean
sandman26
so you comnin in sil?
silver_tears
maybe later
I'm working on an assignment
Syren
I'M BEING FOUL, I DO APOLOGISE, BUT AS A BUSINESS WOMAN I GET A LITTLE STRESSED OUT WHEN I'M MAKING NO MONEY AND I AM STILL PAYING EMPLOYEES TO DO NOTHING.
§pearhead
seriously people...how can we have a gentlemen's club with no ladies? it dun work like that
sandman26
thaz a good point you should dock their pay
Syren
*gasps in shock*
Can't take their wages off them, I'm a good Boss.
It's not my fault if I have crap Employess...............
§pearhead
oh, syren...
sandman26
dock their pay i won't give em any drinks or anything or maybe jsut start a new club again
Syren
GODDAMNIT!!!
WE NEED WOMEN!! CALLING ALL WOMEN!!!!
AND TIRED HIKER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO DANCE ALSO...........
sandman26
oh oh oh no way hey try to get fallen
Syren
u ask her, she luuuurves u..........
hee hee
NIGHT HUNNY!
Syren
Mwahahahahahaa!!!!
*leaves for real*
Syren
LADIES NEEDED........
*cough cough*
LIKE NOW, TONIGHT, C'MON GIRLZ.............
Clovie
due to re-opening of the club...
anyone?
Mr. Wiggles
women? awwww
*puts hula skirt away*
Darth Sauron
Im not respectable
and im not a lady
but boy will i dance
Do i qualify?
Clovie
sure chriss
Darth Sauron
Yey
mikejackson1
Clovie
you can start training
Darth Sauron
I'll do it on the night
*CaRaMeL*GrL*
heres a woman ere....
Clovie
very good chrissy
@*CaRaMeL*GrL* d'you know idea of the club?
*CaRaMeL*GrL*
lol, no not really but im hittin the sheets anyway, so GOODNIGHT PPL
Clovie
g'night...
ANYONE?????????
Nazgulinthedark
i wanna be a bartender
Clovie
deal. *shakes hand*
Mr. Wiggles
can i be a bartender too?
Clovie
yeash
Mr. Wiggles
im not sure about dancing, but tending bars is what i can do..
Clovie
do it.
i have no idea about that job. and it would be great if someone take over it
Sun Ce
what about bouncers, i'm 6 foot 3" and i can handle sort out ppl who are not respecting the ladies
Clovie
okay.
but don't abuse your power.
Thorondor
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh does that mean i have an apprentice
Sun Ce
i'm sat here waiting for the G-Club to open
Clovie
what is apprentice?
two days till opening
Sun Ce
apprentice is like soemone who is learning from there master
, abit like on star wars, master jedi and his apprentice
Thorondor
An apprentice is someone you teach your ways to
Thorondor
pady-wan
Darth Sauron
Erm, so who else is a dancer apart from me
because if im the only dancer, and im male
then this Gentlemans club just turned into a gay club
Clovie
oh i see
seems you'll have one
JToTheP
*Takes a shot of vodka* MEN DANCING!?
*tosses shot glass and starts to chug vodka*
Sun Ce
i don't want to be a bouncer for a gay club
Clovie
excuse me
i thought it is clear that all the dancer which used to work there are staying
and you'll dance just for the crew, chriss
Sun Ce
i'm sooo not watching
Mr. Wiggles
thank god, cause i wont be bartending for a ****** club, i tend to get a little tense around... homosexuals...
Darth Sauron
Im not gay
Just because im a male erotic dancer
doesnt mean im gay
JToTheP
HEY, **** YOU PAL, I'LL FIGHT YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
*yells at wall* NO YOU SHUT--NO YOUR UGLY BUDDY!!!!!! *falls on floor*
Thorondor
Would someone being gay be a problem?
JToTheP
*glares at ceiling fan and climbs on table* I WON'T LET YOU DROP YOUR FLASH BULB BOMBS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps and grabs fan as it falls and collapses on floor*
Devalion
Ummm?.....Is he pissed?
Thorondor
Don't know he's being strangely random.
Devalion
Well thats not new
JToTheP
I AM NOT NOT DRUNK, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT DEVY!!!!!!! *runs into wall*
JToTheP
YOUR DAMN STRAIGHT I'M NOT SOBER! *runs out screaming*
Clovie
anyway.
i would like all the old crew and some new ppl as well to be there ACTIV at 28th!!!!
Devalion
.......Honey, I sooo knew that......lol
JToTheP
I WILL FIGHT A TRUCK TO BE THERE!!!!!
Clovie
thank you
Clovie
what now?
any volunteers?
Syren
Originally posted by Syren
RIGHT!!!
We really need ladies for the G Club.
It is a classy establishment which needs any chick who thinks she can bump and grind, doesn't have to be well, just as long as you can work it on a pole.
The original Gentleman's Club was closed down, and the G Club re-opened in it's place, but now I want a new Staff Line-Up.
Auditions will be held here, just do your thang for me and I'll tell you if I want you ((more than likely you'll be employed just for turning up
))
So, if you think you have what it takes, come in and check the place out, the money's good and to be perfectly frank the whole role playing part of it is hilarious.........
Again, calling all ladies with an aptitude for dance, a love for life and a friendly demeanour. The recently re-established Gentleman's Club needs you!
DarkC
Hoping, as always, that it doesn't sink in the mud yet again. We need your help, girls.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Syren
Again, calling all ladies with an aptitude for dance, a love for life and a friendly demeanour. The recently re-established Gentleman's Club needs you!
i belive i should be a judge and see who has the *cough* ability to be a dancer in the G club
DarkC
Sorry, that would be strictly Lady von Tramp's duty.
Enslaved
I can dance..alittle
Syren
Ok, Lady v T here...
DarkC
Enslaved'd be good.
Syren
She's employed, but I could renew her contract
DarkC
That'd be an excellent idea.
a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants
DarkC
Originally posted by a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants
No!
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants
i do naughty
DarkC
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do naughty
nutskick
a1hsauce
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do naughty
lol i know you do
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol i know you do i'll only exept you if you bring that avy along with you
Syren
*renews Enslaved's contract*
Ladies only for the dancers, we do however need bartenders and bouncers, see DarkC with regard to these positions.
DarkC
Bouncers, eh.
What would those be?
Revernd Maynard
i will be a bartender
§pearhead
The guys that chill and keep fights from happening.
DarkC
Let's see. Maynard for the tender? Hmm, I'll think about it.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Let's see. Maynard for the tender? Hmm, I'll think about it. sweet......i can do tricks to naughty
*Georgina_A*
*Lurks*
DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer? oh please oh please oh please
DarkC
She does have a cute face.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
She does have a cute face. whos gonna be looking at her face..honestly
*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer?
Well...I am intrigued eyes
Originally posted by DarkC
She does have a cute face.
Why thank you flirt
DarkC
You're welcome.
*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh please oh please oh please
That better be a good "oh please" or I'll hurt you
a1hsauce
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'll only exept you if you bring that avy along with you
never leave home without em
Originally posted by Syren
*renews Enslaved's contract*
Ladies only for the dancers, we do however need bartenders and bouncers, see DarkC with regard to these positions.
ill just be a loyal customer how bout that
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
That better be a good "oh please" or I'll hurt you
oh it is babycakes naughty
*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh it is babycakes naughty
droolio....
...Babycakes?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
droolio....
...Babycakes?
DarkC
Hope FJ comes in.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Hope FJ comes in.
droolio
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
cheese droolio indeed euro
Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*
Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.
-Ac
DarkC
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*
Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.
-Ac
Hey, I managed to get down. Why couldn't you?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*
Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.
-Ac
he lived off of the extra bar peanuts he picked off the floor
DarkC
Linds, I hope you're reading all this.
Syren
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*
Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.
-Ac
hysterical2
Oh my god!!!
*aims soda syphon at AC* naughty
Syren
I remember when he climbed up there!! We were friends, a long, long time ago cry
DarkC
Oh, you can still be friends.
If you still refuse, I'll have to bridge the gap.
Syren
Can I stand on your face?
Syren
We need dancers, bouncers (doormen) and bartenders.
See either myself or DarkC.
DarkC
Originally posted by Syren
Can I stand on your face?
No, I'd sneeze on your shoes.
Syren
So, any applicants? I think we need to make a thread publicising the grand re-opening of the Club.
DarkC
Originally posted by Syren
So, any applicants? I think we need to make a thread publicising the grand re-opening of the Club.
Nah. It's good on its own.
Syren
You think? Ok
DarkC
The OTF is crowded and yet it's only us two here. sigh
What was my job?
Syren
You are the delegator of new employment. You hire people.
DarkC
Oh damn, I was still hoping to be the bodyguard of old.
Revernd Maynard
i would like to be a bartender damnit
Revernd Maynard
since i let you advertise in my thread
DarkC
We gotta give the rest a little time. Patience, my friend.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
We gotta give the rest a little time. Patience, my friend. cry
§P0oONY
Can I have a job..
I'm easy....
Syren
DarkC, hire Maynard as a bartender please.
And see what Bun Bun would like to do.
DarkC
You are a bouncer, Spoony. Go stand by the welcome mat.
Syren
Spoony, what would you like to do?
Syren
Excuse my last post
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Syren
DarkC, hire Maynard as a bartender please.
And see what Bun Bun would like to do.
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