"Respectable Dancing Ladies" Auditions For The G Club

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Syren
RIGHT!!!

We really need ladies for the G Club.

It is a classy establishment which needs any chick who thinks she can bump and grind, doesn't have to be well, just as long as you can work it on a pole. wink

The original Gentleman's Club was closed down, and the G Club re-opened in it's place, but now I want a new Staff Line-Up.

Auditions will be held here, just do your thang for me and I'll tell you if I want you ((more than likely you'll be employed just for turning up laughing ))

So, if you think you have what it takes, come in and check the place out, the money's good and to be perfectly frank the whole role playing part of it is hilarious.........

silver_tears
may wanna change the strippers label messed

Syren
Why? Taboo....right........so shameful and all that!

Well, if a chick got it, she should flaunt it.........

§pearhead
like to dancers? but yea, we need more of w/e you wanna call em.

sandman26
right sil didn't you have a contract?

Syren
Changed...........

§pearhead
interesting choice of wording...

sandman26
now dancers?

Syren
Gotta keep the Sil happy.......

silver_tears
The Sil is ecstatic, and yes I did, and do cool

sandman26
then please dance

Syren
laughing out loud

*hugs Sil*

You still in my employment then sweetie?

§pearhead
so, in theory, there's one...we're all the others? sad

silver_tears
I suck up your money if that's what you mean wink

sandman26
so you comnin in sil?

Syren
DANCE B!TCH

silver_tears
maybe later stick out tongue I'm working on an assignment smart

Syren
I'M BEING FOUL, I DO APOLOGISE, BUT AS A BUSINESS WOMAN I GET A LITTLE STRESSED OUT WHEN I'M MAKING NO MONEY AND I AM STILL PAYING EMPLOYEES TO DO NOTHING.

§pearhead
seriously people...how can we have a gentlemen's club with no ladies? it dun work like that no

sandman26
thaz a good point you should dock their pay

Syren
*gasps in shock*

no

Can't take their wages off them, I'm a good Boss.













































It's not my fault if I have crap Employess...............

Syren
Good Boss..........

§pearhead
laughing out loud oh, syren...

sandman26
dock their pay i won't give em any drinks or anything or maybe jsut start a new club again

Syren
GODDAMNIT!!!

WE NEED WOMEN!! CALLING ALL WOMEN!!!!

AND TIRED HIKER, YOU ARE WELCOME TO DANCE ALSO...........

sandman26
oh oh oh no way hey try to get fallen

Syren
u ask her, she luuuurves u..........









































hee hee angel NIGHT HUNNY!

sandman26
you are so dead

Syren
Mwahahahahahaa!!!!

*leaves for real*

Syren
LADIES NEEDED........

*cough cough*

LIKE NOW, TONIGHT, C'MON GIRLZ.............

Clovie
due to re-opening of the club...


anyone?

Mr. Wiggles
women? awwww

*puts hula skirt away* sad

Darth Sauron
Im not respectable
and im not a lady

but boy will i dance happy

Do i qualify?

Clovie
sure chriss wink

Darth Sauron
happy
Yey big grin

mikejackson1

Clovie
you can start training happy

Darth Sauron
I'll do it on the night happy

*CaRaMeL*GrL*
heres a woman ere....

Clovie
very good chrissy happy

@*CaRaMeL*GrL* d'you know idea of the club?

*CaRaMeL*GrL*
lol, no not really but im hittin the sheets anyway, so GOODNIGHT PPL

Clovie
g'night... erm



ANYONE?????????

Nazgulinthedark
i wanna be a bartender

Clovie
deal. *shakes hand*

Mr. Wiggles
can i be a bartender too?

Clovie
yeash eek!

Mr. Wiggles
im not sure about dancing, but tending bars is what i can do..

Clovie
do it.
i have no idea about that job. and it would be great if someone take over it yes

Sun Ce
what about bouncers, i'm 6 foot 3" and i can handle sort out ppl who are not respecting the ladies wink

Clovie
okay.
but don't abuse your power.

Thorondor
OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh does that mean i have an apprentice big grin

Sun Ce
i'm sat here waiting for the G-Club to open big grin

Clovie
what is apprentice? confused

two days till opening

Sun Ce
apprentice is like soemone who is learning from there master big grin, abit like on star wars, master jedi and his apprentice happy

Thorondor
An apprentice is someone you teach your ways to smile

Thorondor
pady-wan stick out tongue

Darth Sauron
Erm, so who else is a dancer apart from me
because if im the only dancer, and im male
then this Gentlemans club just turned into a gay club

Clovie
oh i see laughing out loud seems you'll have one wink

JToTheP
confused *Takes a shot of vodka* MEN DANCING!? sad *tosses shot glass and starts to chug vodka*

Sun Ce
no expression i don't want to be a bouncer for a gay club no expression

Clovie
excuse me blink
i thought it is clear that all the dancer which used to work there are staying messed

and you'll dance just for the crew, chriss stick out tongue

Sun Ce
i'm sooo not watching no expression

Mr. Wiggles
thank god, cause i wont be bartending for a ****** club, i tend to get a little tense around... homosexuals...

Darth Sauron
Im not gay messed

Just because im a male erotic dancer laughing out loud doesnt mean im gay

JToTheP
HEY, **** YOU PAL, I'LL FIGHT YOUR MOTHER!!!!! mad *yells at wall* NO YOU SHUT--NO YOUR UGLY BUDDY!!!!!! *falls on floor*

Thorondor
Would someone being gay be a problem?

JToTheP
*glares at ceiling fan and climbs on table* I WON'T LET YOU DROP YOUR FLASH BULB BOMBS ON ME!!!!!!!!!! mad *jumps and grabs fan as it falls and collapses on floor*

Devalion
Ummm?.....Is he pissed? confused

Thorondor
Don't know he's being strangely random.

Devalion
Well thats not new roll eyes (sarcastic) wink

JToTheP
I AM NOT NOT DRUNK, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT DEVY!!!!!!! *runs into wall*

Devalion
Uh-huh?

JToTheP
YOUR DAMN STRAIGHT I'M NOT SOBER! *runs out screaming*

Clovie
blink

anyway.
i would like all the old crew and some new ppl as well to be there ACTIV at 28th!!!!

Devalion
.......Honey, I sooo knew that......lol

JToTheP
I WILL FIGHT A TRUCK TO BE THERE!!!!! big grin

Devalion
Me too

Clovie
thank you happy

Devalion
Thats ok

Clovie
what now?


any volunteers?

Syren
Originally posted by Syren
RIGHT!!!

We really need ladies for the G Club.

It is a classy establishment which needs any chick who thinks she can bump and grind, doesn't have to be well, just as long as you can work it on a pole. wink

The original Gentleman's Club was closed down, and the G Club re-opened in it's place, but now I want a new Staff Line-Up.

Auditions will be held here, just do your thang for me and I'll tell you if I want you ((more than likely you'll be employed just for turning up laughing ))

So, if you think you have what it takes, come in and check the place out, the money's good and to be perfectly frank the whole role playing part of it is hilarious.........

Again, calling all ladies with an aptitude for dance, a love for life and a friendly demeanour. The recently re-established Gentleman's Club needs you! big grin

DarkC
Hoping, as always, that it doesn't sink in the mud yet again. We need your help, girls.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Syren
Again, calling all ladies with an aptitude for dance, a love for life and a friendly demeanour. The recently re-established Gentleman's Club needs you! big grin i belive i should be a judge and see who has the *cough* ability to be a dancer in the G club big grin

DarkC
Sorry, that would be strictly Lady von Tramp's duty.

Revernd Maynard
sadwalk

DarkC
There, there.

Enslaved
I can dance..alittle

Syren
Ok, Lady v T here...

DarkC
Enslaved'd be good. stick out tongue

Syren
She's employed, but I could renew her contract big grin

DarkC
That'd be an excellent idea. yes

a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants whistle

DarkC
Originally posted by a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants whistle
No!

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
do you accept male applicants whistle i do naughty

DarkC
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do naughty
nutskick

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i do naughty
lol i know you do

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol i know you do i'll only exept you if you bring that avy along with you

Syren
*renews Enslaved's contract*

Ladies only for the dancers, we do however need bartenders and bouncers, see DarkC with regard to these positions.

DarkC
Bouncers, eh.


What would those be?

Revernd Maynard
i will be a bartender yes

§pearhead
The guys that chill and keep fights from happening.

DarkC
Let's see. Maynard for the tender? Hmm, I'll think about it.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Let's see. Maynard for the tender? Hmm, I'll think about it. sweet......i can do tricks to naughty

*Georgina_A*
*Lurks* ninja

DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer? oh please oh please oh please

DarkC
She does have a cute face.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
She does have a cute face. whos gonna be looking at her face..honestly

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by DarkC
Georgina, would you like to apply for dancer?

Well...I am intrigued eyes

Originally posted by DarkC
She does have a cute face.

Why thank you flirt

DarkC
You're welcome. happy

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh please oh please oh please

That better be a good "oh please" or I'll hurt you stick out tongue

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'll only exept you if you bring that avy along with you
never leave home without em big grin
Originally posted by Syren
*renews Enslaved's contract*

Ladies only for the dancers, we do however need bartenders and bouncers, see DarkC with regard to these positions.
ill just be a loyal customer how bout that big grin

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
That better be a good "oh please" or I'll hurt you stick out tongue oh it is babycakes naughty

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh it is babycakes naughty

droolio....

...Babycakes? laughing out loud

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
droolio....

...Babycakes? laughing out loud laughing

DarkC
Hope FJ comes in. erm

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
Hope FJ comes in. erm droolio

a1hsauce
cheese droolio

DarkC
laughing out loud

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
cheese droolio indeed euro

Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*

Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.

-Ac

DarkC
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*

Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.

-Ac
Hey, I managed to get down. Why couldn't you? laughing out loud

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*

Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.

-Ac laughing he lived off of the extra bar peanuts he picked off the floor

DarkC
Linds, I hope you're reading all this.

Syren
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Calls from roof*

Helloooooo! I've been waiting up here for years, you forgot about me when you closed the Gent's Club.

-Ac

blink

hysterical2

Oh my god!!!

*aims soda syphon at AC* naughty

DarkC
Poor ol' AC.

Syren
shifty

I remember when he climbed up there!! We were friends, a long, long time ago cry

DarkC
Oh, you can still be friends. happy

If you still refuse, I'll have to bridge the gap.

Syren
eek! Can I stand on your face?

Syren
We need dancers, bouncers (doormen) and bartenders.

See either myself or DarkC.

DarkC
Originally posted by Syren
eek! Can I stand on your face?
No, I'd sneeze on your shoes. evil face

Syren
laughing out loud

DarkC
stick out tongue

Syren
So, any applicants? I think we need to make a thread publicising the grand re-opening of the Club.

DarkC
Originally posted by Syren
So, any applicants? I think we need to make a thread publicising the grand re-opening of the Club.
Nah. It's good on its own.

Syren
You think? Ok happy

DarkC
The OTF is crowded and yet it's only us two here. sigh

What was my job?

Syren
You are the delegator of new employment. You hire people.

Bun Bun
Where to i apply?

DarkC
Oh damn, I was still hoping to be the bodyguard of old. erm

Revernd Maynard
i would like to be a bartender damnit

Revernd Maynard
since i let you advertise in my thread

DarkC
We gotta give the rest a little time. Patience, my friend.

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DarkC
We gotta give the rest a little time. Patience, my friend. cry

DarkC
There, there.

§P0oONY
Can I have a job.. confused

I'm easy....

Syren
DarkC, hire Maynard as a bartender please.

And see what Bun Bun would like to do.

DarkC
You are a bouncer, Spoony. Go stand by the welcome mat. stick out tongue

Syren
Spoony, what would you like to do?

Syren
Excuse my last post big grin

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Syren
DarkC, hire Maynard as a bartender please.

And see what Bun Bun would like to do. big grin

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