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I am recruiting individuals to join my clan. first step, recite the dark jedi code. dont know it? tell me and i will post it.

The dark side is a bunch of hooey!

i wanna join.

FJ is now my first leiutenant. Kosta, you will die a horribly tragic and painful death.

lance windu is gonna be sergeant at arms.

I am a good Jedi!!!!!

RJ, if your interested in this sought of stuff then go to the Jedi Academy in the Star Wars role playing forum.

No I wont. Because I am invincible.
Lance Doesnt go to KMC anymore.

he does too. he was here today.
invincible? i think not. not with a pissed off FJ on your ass!!!

so, um what exactly do my duties entitle as your first leitenant?

hmmmmmmmmmmm...let me think.....

what did i say dark jedi are fiends for?

good question.

better bring a sandwich, cuz its gonna be a long night!!!

Can a jedi of the light side join... Darth Revan and I formed a pack years ago

LTA!

you have to give up the light. you will find life in the darkness, in the death of the light.

Wow eek is right. *sweeps you off your feet wealks out the door to the dark jedi planning headquarters or whatever, hits your head onceiling....* oops. *kisses softly*

No I do not


Darth Revan and I are the opposite Sides fo the same coin... together we slaughter all... if you have a light side Jedi, it will be bennificial because he will abiilties noen of you will have

give in to the darkness. join us.

wait, so am i unconcious now?

whi is swept off their feet?

*revives her witgh jedi healing powers...*

NO! Illhelp you... for now... but you cannot turn me.

*wakes up, finding myself in LTA's arms*

then you are our enemies. prepare for war.

*drops fallen jedilighlty*

*ignites lightsaber, puts self in stance, observes room*

*descirbe room RJ since its your theater... *

why did u stop posting in the deat threat thread FJ?

not now. gather your troops. we will finish this later. i want a challenge.

yes now. The Reborn shall slay you all *I assume you know of Jedi Knight 2 Jedi Outcast?*

*100 men wearing blue robes (The sign of the good reborn) walk up with lightsbbers ignited* The Darkness shall makeway for the light... or something like that*

i fear no one. i am all powerful in this realm. i fight only when need be, and when i do, it is without mercy.

*sits on the sidelines, intently watching*

*walks up while ewindbag is talking and takes a vertical spin slash at his face* MEan while 3,00 more troops of the New Republic and Good Reborn land 100 feet away and amass for a speedy invasion*

*opens wormhole, force pushes LTA through it, LTA ends up half a galaxy away*

*opens wormhole permenatnly, jumps through winds up behind RJ silently and slcies off his ghand and ducks under retalitory blow (The one that is cooming anyways...)*

Dark Jedi Code-

Peace is a lie, there is only passion
Through passion we gain strength
Through strength we gain power
Through power we gain victory
The Force shall free me

*if its wrong correct me, but I think thats what it was in Knights of the Old Republic

uh, not quite. that is a thought i projected into your head to get you to relax your guard. in reality, your pitiful army has fled. my legion of dark jedi has beat them viciously, and they have fled to fight another day. cowards.
FJ and i never even had to draw our sabers.

THE DARK JEDI CODE:
there is no peace, there is anger...
there is no fear, there is power...
there is no death, there is immortality...
there is no weakness, there is the dark side...
i am the heart of the darkness
i know no fear, rather i instill it in my enemies
i am the destroyer of worlds
i know the power of the dark side
i am the fire of hate
all the universe bows before me
i pledge myself to the darkness
for i have found true life, in the death of the light

careful, youll lose a finger.

RJ, didn't you say that clans were, quote, "for pu$$ies"? I'm pretty sure I remember you typing that

Dark Jedi? Do you mean Sith? cuz from what I remenber there is no such thing as a Light Sith.

Um moron.... Light JEdi are protected from mind invasion... in reality, everything i just said hapened

no in reality nothing you guys have been saying happened

no, i said gangbangers are pussies. clans are a totally different thing.

if you sleep better at night thinking that, go ahead and do so. i still have both hands.

well no duh. i thought it was real...we are just having fun!!!

whatever, i dont sleep at night anyways


*slices at his face in a a cutting arc. uses force powers to tear off a large spike of mountain rock, and sends it flying into rogue (Well... flying at)*

*force pushes mountian away, gives my protector a big kiss*
wanna know who my protector is?

Why use the force when you can just use intelligence? *puts a lightning rod on RJ and waits for a thunderstorm*

*takes rod and shoves it up the butt of a light side warrior*

I'm not light side or dark side.

I'm a pirate

not you. it was some idiot who challenged me.

I know it wasn't me, I'm just establishing that I'm on no one's team

Not for a price anyways

nah, wasnt you. it was one of your foolish underlings.

Good--I wanted that rat dead anyways

yeah, he was an uppity one!!!

Not anymore

nope
*hands him to you in pieces*
bows and says "light side, dark side...who cares? lets party!!!"

wine couldn't have said it better myself

bring on the the twilek dancers!!!!!!!!!
*opens bottle of corellian rum, passes it to spearhead*

I just heard the rum part

*gets wood as a naked twilek sits in my lap, rubbing my chest*

weirdo

I feel like I should raid this place

i wanna play

yay

*sees potential witness, stops thinking about raiding the place* uh...hi!

hi..................

hello, sango!!!! welcome to the party!!!

WU TANG!!!

yay party

no party...just







WU TANG!!!!

will you stop it HockeyHorror

before i cut of your head

wu tang rox hard!!!

TRIUMPH!!!

WU TANG!!!!


did u nkow that during a lifetime, one man/woman generates more than 1000 pounds of red blooood cells!!!

*kills a light side jedi wu tang style*

WU TANG STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a shaolin wu tang death blow.

AGREE!!

life is too short for all this light side dark side crap. lets meet in the middle, shall we?

i say we FREE RAS KASS!!!

Who is ur protector?

the terminatrix.

interesting how she hates humans and more than likely willl stick her fist through your heart than kiss you... and considering they have elictrical defenses, it is highly unlikely you can reprogram her.


Plus, shes too hot for anyone on these boards.

i have my ways. she is loyal to me. and she has a fully functional female reproductive system. know what that means? shag shag shag!!!

LMFAO

she worships me.

Jedi is such a cool word.

rogue jedi is even cooler.

It is actually.

yes it is.

as much as i dislike oyu, the name is kewl

how can u dislike him?

you can dislike me but why him??

i just do

you i think ur prettyewl

me?

well obviously

starwars

i could care less if someone dislikes me.

i love that smiley

which one?

thw star wars one

*awaits secret ally to storm thread with mind shield in place*

good luck.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! For I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith, and I will destroy all who resist my rule! *obliterates anything within ten meters using Force lightning* *eyes glow evil red*

*joins DR* Time to destroy eh partner?


*force grips nearest soldier, moves along in front of RJ ande slams his body into him*

*whips out a pair of evil red lightsabers* *twirls menacingly* *starts stabbing and bisecting people*

*whips dual sided lightsaber and green colored single lighstaber and starts swinging at the nearest moron that comes his way, slicing, burning, cauterizing, and killing*

dude, i am nowhere near you. you have to fight through my legions of dark warriors and battle droids, not to mention my heavily armed fortress. then, if still alive, the terminatrix will be waiting for you. if you survive all that, then you will face FJ and I.

WHoa looks like she aint fighting no one... unles its her choice.


stop trying to control her, she can make her own desicions*

how you like them apples?

*Goes at super speed and prepares for force jup, goes icnredibly fast, blasting through army, knocking them down before they can even see, him, jumps sper high and lands at the inside fortress, and repeats until at top, uses force invisible (Light only) and dissapeares waiting for evil ally to follow)*

convient that that was posted b4 the one i qouted.

uh...ok. funny how you just leapt through the 10 meter thick solid steel walls, not to mention the protective shield surrounding it.

Oh so you are saying that your fortress has no top? wow, i wonder what it msut be like to wander in space in a tower having ships constanytly run into you. *force pulls speeder across battlefel, knocking and killing hundreds of hjis troops, jumps up and lands on speeder, and force pulls the speeder (whic Im on) up and onto the top, jumps off, goes invisible, lands on roof and watches while DR does something*

it aint a ship, it is a fortress. big difference. and again, you just walked right through my shields. quite a trick, houdini.

a fortress with an endlesss top, no it aint, i force pulled myself above it so there... and fine with the shields I simply brought down a smalls ection of them with force destruction

hmm...SOMEONE is having granduers of delusion.

The term is DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

*hacks down droids like mad*

*uses Electromagnetic pulse to knock out all powered devices in the area* (droids, turrets, shield, anything else that might have gotten in my way)

*cuts through a whole lot of doors* *wanders through passageways* *finds Jedi*

it was a typo. deal with it.
ps: you are already dead. you just dont know it. you see me as your severed head spins on the floor.
END OF STORY
have a nice day
*dumps your carcass and shags terminatrix*

wow interesting conisdering the head you just lopped off was a hologram... we aint idiots dipmoron...


*creates thousands of holographic copies of himself that are inpenetrabel through any deteciton, then reappaesr right behind terminatrix*

*waits patiently after shagging*


*gets bored*


*takes upportunity to slice off terminatrixs head, cutting its CPU control center from the rest of its body, and cutting off CPU from power source... AKA death*


*turns invisbile immeadiatly and even if DR is dead, being a Light Side Jedi Master, I simply heal him back to life*

you have too much time on your hands

yes, i cant go anywhere because im throwing up... or rather I was...

read this again. there are no holograms. you are too late....the saga has ended. the galaxy is mine. dont worry, i am giving you a decent burial.

youa re an idiot... you only killed DR not me, and IM invisible and I jsut brought him back to life. READ IT AGAIN YOURSELF... nothing adressing me.


PS Your dead, enjoy hell

idiot? nice. enjoy puberty.
dont get mad because i beat you to the punch. now go to sleep, its past your bedtime.

There is no peace, there is anger...
There is no fear, there is power...
There is no death, there is immortality...
There is no weakness, there is the dark side

Yours
THE DARK JEDI CODE:
there is no peace, there is anger...
there is no fear, there is power...
there is no death, there is immortality...
there is no weakness, there is the dark side...
i am the heart of the darkness
i know no fear, rather i instill it in my enemies
i am the destroyer of worlds
i know the power of the dark side
i am the fire of hate
all the universe bows before me
i pledge myself to the darkness
for i have found true life, in the death of the light

A Sith at your service... lol

Yo RJ.

yo.whats up?

Knights of the old Republic teaches quite a bit... lol

Nothing much. I see your fighting LTA. Well you can beat him up.

wow, it seems like there's been a lot of tension lately.

Enervates all allies in the room and grips the nearest jedi clear off their feet..... "The Sith are most cunning servant of the light" (will the fool break free? or will there neck snap?)

Whoa!

(lol who exactly is left ?)

Im not a jedi raven. * imitates darth vaders voice * I am your father!

(lol) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yes! * reaches out hand * Join the leather side! It is your destinty!

where did RJ go?

Grips hand , together we can rule the galaxy! ((lol) but most cunningly watches back)

He has went to beat up LTA. He will be back in a few miniutes.

the battle has been over for quite some time. your forces have been scattered. see you next year!!!

Yes we will! Muhahaha * chokes * Damn you fly. No you will sufer and die!

Call me a name again and Ill get stinking drunk. Now piss off

*laughs* come on...give me a challenge!!!

Oh Im scarred.

you beat him up with one hand.

watch out, LF...he is 13!!!!!

Oh my god! * looks for a place to run * Im absolutely horrified.

barely a teenager.