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Welcome to The Tired Hiker Cafe' , how may I serve you?

I'll have some TH!

Would you like that have here or takeaway?

What a great way to start a cafe...

MC Mike, why does it say in you sig that it was edited by Raz? what did you say?

Uh, this is a nice cafe... *runs*

Yeah he seems to edit all of my posts...

fool

Ill have the same as Tex.

*gets food poisoning*

I'll have a nice chicken tartare, please.

(tartare=raw)

*points and laughs*

Mauhahahahah!


Little do you all know that I put rat poisin in your food!

Doesn't mind rat poison, good for the digestive system..

*speaks into microphone from office* "Welcome friends! hope you enjoy your meal!"

"Mauhahaha......your food contains every poisin known to man-kind! ahahahahahahah! AHAHAHAHAHAH- oops! left the microphone on."

*switches microphone off.*

in that case, i'll have one of everything...

*looks at everyone staring at him* What? if i feed this to my enemies, i can honestly say i didn't poison them...plausible deniability...

That's what you get for chowing your own box!

*Still doesn't mind the acidic taste and continues to eat*

*only read the last two posts and fears what was written before it*

So do I get to eat here for free?

I would imagine so. It is yours. Would Ronald have to pay at a McDonalds? If Dave Thomas wasn't dead, would he have to pay at Wendy's? (That was mean, wasn't it?)

OMG you amuse me!!

That was not mean. That was hilarious.

Well, in that case, thank you!

food!

Can I have a coffee?

Just coffee, don't Mocha it, don't Latte it, don't cream/sugar/milk it.

Just Espresso me baby