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LT and I just broke out of the KMC jail, and we are going on a crime spree. lock your doors!!!

Err...you can't find me.

thats what you think. but dont worry, we aint gonna jack you!!!

* shoots RJ in the head with a shotgun * Sorry but you dead now.

We're gonna find ya!!

Stay off my threads! I'm locking them down

i'll butt rape both of u

Yeah you will, you always do.

Everytime you go on a crime spree, you find me and write the name Jack on my forehead.

Whose with us? lol

Well that takes away the fun of this thread!

i aint dead, i am just getting started!!!!!
dude, why are you shooting at me? we broke out of jail together!!!

Yea Deva.

Guess what... Im the police.

*gets in swat car, drives off with swat team in back, drives tot heir hideout, comes out with body armor and a shotgun*

i see where the confusion is. it is LEATHERFACE, LEATHERFACE12 AND ROGUE'S CRIME SPREE. sorry about the typo!!!

lol, I thought spear was in too

Soz!

LTA u traitor

nope. she is on the side of the man.

l8rz dude g2g

*sets up location on top of a building, and begins gunning ppl down*

* grabs a double barrel shotgun * Ok Im ready to kill.

You like starting fights don't you? I'M A GUY. GET IT THROUGH YOUR KRUFFING HEAD.

I aint a criminal


*shows up with heavy equipment*


FJ... look what i got

tomcat





and for yous hiding somewhere... tank

which side you on, FJ?

Edited.

sorry, LTA but looks like things are gonna get interesting...

ok, you are a guy. it was a mistake. every day i see someone saying "i am a guy or girl"...mistakes are made, no need for insults.

Ok f*ck everybody! * drops an atom bamb which kills everyone * Ok I win.

so, you a crook or a flatfoot?

All right then...cuz if that was intentional death

In the meantime, there's some arson I should probably get to

i'm your first leutennant remember?

hey guys g2g. be back in a while.

arson? then you are with us!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!*hands spearhead gallon of gas and a flare gun*

this is gonna be interesting

Flare gun? pff! I like to get down and dirty with what I do. *takes the gasoline, roman candle, and zippos, and starts to work* hehe

Yep. * snaps a cops neck and then puts him on fire *

so here are the crooks..
rogue, leatherface, leatherface12, spearhead and falen jedi. we are driving around in a stolen cadillac, armed to the teeth!!!! any ideas for our first heist?

Yes! steal me a tank so I don't need to drive around in a cadillac

Lets blow up the empire state building.

Sorry but I drive around in a bullet proof plated armed hummer.

no tanks, SH..sorry....how about an armored RV, like in the movie stripes?

No, I think Lf12 is on to something...we each grab our own cars

*starts planning on what to steal and what to add to it*

*Gets on Bullhorn*


THIS is the KMC police! Put down your tools of destruction and walk single file so that you can be apprehended peacefully. Otherwise you will be facing 20 squads of S.W.A.T.

there is strength in numbers, but go your own way if you must *hugs you and kisses you on either cheek*
me, fallen jedi and leatherface will go at it together.

if there is a hummer involved here, there is no way in hell that i am staying here!

Just in time, too...*runs out* THEY DID IT!!

*laughs as they see that they are two states from LTA and his swat team. you have the wrong suspects!!!

did you just kiss me?

GUYS ATTACK!!!


*laughs histerically at their elaborate distraction and bomb explodes right behind R/J*

hey moron your looking at my twin and his swat team... im right behind you!! *shoots ur ass*

as i said, me and my crew are two states away. you have bombed a busload of nuns!!!

um... no, again hat was my twin... who is now fired

You wanna ride in my hummer?

oh god *steps in the shadows, grabs escape vehicle disguised as an old junk car, and zooms off*

yea, I'll go

* takes chelsea in my hummer * Ok now shoot any cops ya see ok chelsea.

*robs bank, speeds away and gives police the finger*

*zooms out of the shadows again, in a silver car with spikes attached to the hub caps and a makeshift flamethrower on the hood* Alright leather, you wanna go on a rampage?

ok, i never did like those damn cops anyways

*pulls up to motel in the desert, gets a room for my self and my crew for the night*

Sure do. I just picked up a girl to help me to.

Ok babe lets go kick some ass.

Good...just keep in mind my copilot often can't figure out friend from foe *turns to see that the passenger seat is empty* ah well, he'll be here soon enough, and lemee tell you, he likes lightning. A lot!

Ok well Ive got all the explosives and about 20 gallons of napalm and youve got all the firearms.

looks like it is down to me, FJ and leatherface.

alright, i am ready i think?

* rides by cops * Kill them now chelsea!

*familiar sizzle happens then the passengar seat is no longer vacated* See? It's randy the lightning demon-- we're such good pals.

Let 'er rip!

RJ, think of me as a merc

*drops nukes everywhere*


YOUR CRIME SPREE IS OVER!!!


*fails to realize whole world is obliterated... dies of radiation poisoning... and then nrealizes that eh soemwhow made the Earths core destabalize, and then the world explodes*

damn cops! *fires whatever there is* I am good with fire

Am I your co-pilot?

That's what you think, LTA... *warps to the Hylden dimension along with Randy the Lightning demon and lives happily ever after*

nope...my lightning demon pal took up the job

*robs casino. disappears into the darkness*

Good job.

I guess you failed to realize the Earth has been blown to smithereens

thanks bud

No probs.

u r gay

your world. not mine.

My world isn't earth. It doesn't matter. I'm in another dimension now, far beyond your reach.

fine then. stay in your world and i will stay in mine.

My place is http://users.pandora.be/IMS/smileys/evil.bmp land

i saw that coming!!!!!!!

i didnt

That blue alien should die as it bends over to die its shoes and gets run over by a stampede of rabid dingos as they chase a jogger

ouch!!!

Sorry, but your world no longer exists. 30,000 nukes went off, decimating everything on the surface and affecting the earth's core, destabalizing it, and the Eartyh tore itself apart... then exploded, destroying Mercury and the Moon.

thats what you think!!!

Its what I know

nuh uh....

whatever floats your boat

i dont like boats.

boat I do. Mine's called the Radioactive Monkey.

i am scared of the ocean.

boat are you afraid of radioactive monkeys?

I bet he is

dunno, never met one. would i be infected if i touched it?

Im back... Holy cow 5 pages?
Thats alot since I was gone.

Iight lets continue our crime spree!