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TO RAZ, USH AND THE REST OF THE MODS: THIS IS A GOOD NATURED JOKE THREAD!!!! NO HARM INTENDED!!!!!

post your answers here.

All of them!

none
there is no lightbulb.

one to hold the bulb, the rest(except for one) to turn the ladder, the last to ban members!!!
again, mods, we are just kidding with you guys!!!

I'd get Tex to ban the lightbulb, thus removing any screwing in problems that might occur.

it also takes one to guard the switch.

one to edit the instructions
one to merge the bulb and the screw hole thingy


grand total of two

But does the lightbulb really want to be screwed?

well the mods are after it so it is quite litterally screwed anyway so...

(repeats rogue jedi, nice light hearted humour guys)

but which mod is gonna "accidently" drop the lightbulb?

which mod understands technolgy the most
which one is good with there hands?
it might help figure the answer

Well...its like this:



-Raz to give the instructions.

-Tex to say how totally un-divaish is that the light bulb need changing in the first place.

-Ush to examine why the bulb broke in the first place.

-BackFire to say that there is no need to change the bulb because it will go off again, and its a crappy bulb anyway and we should get fluorescent lighting!

-Me to b!tch about the bulb and the situation and the lack of light in the room.

-Storm to discuss whats the best way to go arround fixing the bulb.

-Mechmoggy to crack a joke about all of us trying to fix the bulb.

-BKK to try and calm everyone and stop everyone from moaning about the bulb.

and Kes to finally get there and change the bulb.

^ sounds true!!!

what about the other mods?

I can picture that... Everybody standing around in the dark arguing and Kes comes along and just does it

ALL of em, one to hold the bulb, and the rest to yell at the one hoding the bulb about how to hold it better.

These are the ones I talk to the most, I couldnt have included everyone!
They are all there though in the bulb changing meeting!

ok

there are a LOT of mods nowadays...

lil b, Raz, Ush, Kes, BKK, Airangel, Tex, BackFire, Storm, Fire, Captain REX, mechmoggy, Gundark, Finti, probably some others that I'm missing..

And I never realized how many had three letter names before..

theres Kitoky
i dont think many know bout this one
came out nowhere
Tired hiker is he still one?

oh yeah... There used to be a list of mods somewhere but I haven't been able to find it for a long time

well if one bulb broke

forboding music would play and raz would run in with a new pack

ush and BF would take some globals to the rooftops next door to take out any 'copycat' breakings

the other mods would stand guard around every door.....

then when they find out there is no 'evidence' of the bulb breaking on purpose one of them would plant something on it lol

i can think of one particular mod that i wouldn't mind screwing my bulb.

Is it....Tex or Ush?

1 to write the 'lightbulb screwing rules'
1 to make an OFFICIAL lightbulb screwing thread
10 to discuss wether a member is GOOD ENOUGH to screw the lightbulb
1 to mod the process of screwing in the lightbulb
1 to bash the newbies
1 to bash the one who bashed the newbies
1 to bash the ones who made the UNofficial lighbulb screwing threads
1 to ban everybody else
1 to sock and spam the whole forum
1 to moan about everybody being WRONG
1 to drop the lightbulb, close the forum and tell everybody to go and fcuk themselves.

a total of: 20

oh, he knows who he is.

OMG!

Do you really think the Mods would do it themselves??

Per-leaze......

They'd get LTA to do it, or some other ''young and therefore they must be annoying'' member, so they could kick the ladder over.

Bastards

LOL

1 Sil (If she were a Mod, she would make the rules. And God Help those who disobeyed)
1 Storm (to make the thread)
10 Any of them, they all think we're mindless minions (to discuss whether member is good enough)
1 Ush (to mod the process, including note pad and pen)
1 TH (to bash the n00bs, coz he's mean)
1 Lil (to bash TH, coz she likes to bash TH)
1 Fire (to moan about the UNofficial lightbulb screwing thread, coz we already have an Official lightbulb screwing thread)
1 Raz (to ban everybody else,, coz he's the big guy)
1 TH again ( to sock and spam, coz he can)
1 Yerssot (if he were a Mod, he would most definitely moan more)
1 BKK (just so she could close the Forum)

Please note, this was in jest only. I take no responsibility for hurt feelings or pride. Joke. Jest. Laughing matter.

and 1 mod to ban syren when they read what she is posting

I didn't post anything rude.

Just funny at their expense.

Oh. Shit. I'd better run.

They know I'm joshing with them.

Jeez..........

you run, i will cover you 2guns

Nah they wont band her
she's to involved here
they probably ban me if i wrote it though

syren, you're brilliant

Raz would oversee it
Yers would be his yes man
Kit would make the rules and update the progress
Phoenix would allow us to dicuss the rules
Tex would close all the threads
TH would joke around
Omega would question is the bulb was real or not

That's all i can thick of. I'm not that familiar with the other mods to give them a job

Yers isnt a mod.

I know, but he's gotta do something

Yers doesn't need to be a Mod, he's a brilliant Yes-Man.

Or should that be Yers-Man?

*runs away very quickly, ducking and diving as Sauron covers*

we need new version

*is ignored*

but we still need new version

Lightbulb?How would they know? They just recently discoverd fire. I even found a picture of one of the mods while Googling..

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~macinndx/caveman.gif

he looks like Backfire






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag)

I will NOT be involved with such infantile jokes by posting here schmoll
































crap......i did it didn't i?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Clovie
he looks like Backfire






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag)

I remember this thread

Originally posted by Lana
I remember this thread its very funny...

one to ban the old lightbulb,
one to relocate the new bulb to the right socket,
one to post a bunch of rules as to how the lightswitch shall be used

yea......3, ush to say big words and comment about it and backfire to just....change it and i guess one more to drive a pink Cadillac

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But what's the question?

We should have opened a thread when that troll was here a couple of weeks ago:

How many mods does it take to ban a troll ?

Originally posted by GCG
We should have opened a thread when that troll was here a couple of weeks ago:

How many mods does it take to ban a troll ?

42

It takes none.

They would get one of us to do it for them or they would ban us.

Originally posted by Clovie
he looks like Backfire






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag)


On the contrary, I'm honored and flattered that you think of me in your personal life.

Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.

BF and Ush in a wet towel fight? lol

Originally posted by BackFire
On the contrary, I'm honored and flattered that you think of me in your personal life. personal life?

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.

Meh, that's about right.

This needs to be updated, though.

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.
While Storm and the others do what?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Meh, that's about right.

This needs to be updated, though.

Yeah I know

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
TO RAZ, USH AND THE REST OF THE MODS: THIS IS A GOOD NATURED JOKE THREAD!!!! NO HARM INTENDED!!!!!

post your answers here. 3. Ush to coax it out of the socket with convoluted logic, Raz to ban the old lightbulbs IP address, and Milla to b!tch a new lightbulb in

2. One to screw it in. And backfire to pull the ladder away.