How many Mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Rogue Jedi
TO RAZ, USH AND THE REST OF THE MODS: THIS IS A GOOD NATURED JOKE THREAD!!!! NO HARM INTENDED!!!!!

post your answers here.

VallejoKid707
All of them!

Clovie
none
there is no lightbulb.

Rogue Jedi
one to hold the bulb, the rest(except for one) to turn the ladder, the last to ban members!!! laughing
again, mods, we are just kidding with you guys!!!

mechmoggy
I'd get Tex to ban the lightbulb, thus removing any screwing in problems that might occur.

Rogue Jedi
it also takes one to guard the switch.

sauron
one to edit the instructions
one to merge the bulb and the screw hole thingy


grand total of two

shaber
But does the lightbulb really want to be screwed?

sauron
well the mods are after it so it is quite litterally screwed anyway so...

sauron
(repeats rogue jedi, nice light hearted humour guys)

HockeyHorror
but which mod is gonna "accidently" drop the lightbulb?

BakaXero
which mod understands technolgy the most
which one is good with there hands?
it might help figure the answer

lil bitchiness
Well...its like this:



-Raz to give the instructions.

-Tex to say how totally un-divaish is that the light bulb need changing in the first place.

-Ush to examine why the bulb broke in the first place.

-BackFire to say that there is no need to change the bulb because it will go off again, and its a crappy bulb anyway and we should get fluorescent lighting!

-Me to b!tch about the bulb and the situation and the lack of light in the room.

-Storm to discuss whats the best way to go arround fixing the bulb.

-Mechmoggy to crack a joke about all of us trying to fix the bulb.

-BKK to try and calm everyone and stop everyone from moaning about the bulb.

and Kes to finally get there and change the bulb.

Clovie
^ laughing out loud sounds true!!! yes

BakaXero
what about the other mods?

Darth Revan
laughing I can picture that... Everybody standing around in the dark arguing and Kes comes along and just does it laughing

Kosta
ALL of em, one to hold the bulb, and the rest to yell at the one hoding the bulb about how to hold it better.

lil bitchiness
These are the ones I talk to the most, I couldnt have included everyone!
They are all there though in the bulb changing meeting! yes

BakaXero
ok

Darth Revan
there are a LOT of mods nowadays...

lil b, Raz, Ush, Kes, BKK, Airangel, Tex, BackFire, Storm, Fire, Captain REX, mechmoggy, Gundark, Finti, probably some others that I'm missing..

And I never realized how many had three letter names before.. confused

BakaXero
theres Kitoky
i dont think many know bout this one
came out nowhere
Tired hiker is he still one?

Darth Revan
oh yeah... There used to be a list of mods somewhere but I haven't been able to find it for a long time

sauron
well if one bulb broke

forboding music would play and raz would run in with a new pack

ush and BF would take some globals to the rooftops next door to take out any 'copycat' breakings

the other mods would stand guard around every door.....

then when they find out there is no 'evidence' of the bulb breaking on purpose one of them would plant something on it lol

Fallen Jedi
i can think of one particular mod that i wouldn't mind screwing my bulb. shifty

lil bitchiness
Is it....Tex or Ush?

Vampiree
1 to write the 'lightbulb screwing rules'
1 to make an OFFICIAL lightbulb screwing thread
10 to discuss wether a member is GOOD ENOUGH to screw the lightbulb
1 to mod the process of screwing in the lightbulb
1 to bash the newbies
1 to bash the one who bashed the newbies
1 to bash the ones who made the UNofficial lighbulb screwing threads
1 to ban everybody else
1 to sock and spam the whole forum
1 to moan about everybody being WRONG
1 to drop the lightbulb, close the forum and tell everybody to go and fcuk themselves.

a total of: 20

Fallen Jedi
oh, he knows who he is. shifty

Syren
OMG!

Do you really think the Mods would do it themselves??

Per-leaze......

They'd get LTA to do it, or some other ''young and therefore they must be annoying'' member, so they could kick the ladder over.

Bastards stick out tongue

BakaXero
LOL laughing

Syren
1 Sil (If she were a Mod, she would make the rules. And God Help those who disobeyed)
1 Storm (to make the thread)
10 Any of them, they all think we're mindless minions (to discuss whether member is good enough)
1 Ush (to mod the process, including note pad and pen)
1 TH (to bash the n00bs, coz he's mean)
1 Lil (to bash TH, coz she likes to bash TH)
1 Fire (to moan about the UNofficial lightbulb screwing thread, coz we already have an Official lightbulb screwing thread)
1 Raz (to ban everybody else,, coz he's the big guy)
1 TH again ( to sock and spam, coz he can)
1 Yerssot (if he were a Mod, he would most definitely moan more)
1 BKK (just so she could close the Forum)

Please note, this was in jest only. I take no responsibility for hurt feelings or pride. Joke. Jest. Laughing matter. stick out tongue

sauron
and 1 mod to ban syren when they read what she is posting stick out tongue

Syren
whistle

I didn't post anything rude.

Just funny at their expense.

Oh. Shit. I'd better run. no expression

Syren
They know I'm joshing with them.

Jeez..........

sauron
you run, i will cover you 2guns

BakaXero
Nah they wont band her
she's to involved here
they probably ban me if i wrote it though

Vampiree
syren, you're brilliant big grin laughing laughing out loud

Agent Elrond
Raz would oversee it
Yers would be his yes man
Kit would make the rules and update the progress
Phoenix would allow us to dicuss the rules
Tex would close all the threads
TH would joke around
Omega would question is the bulb was real or not

That's all i can thick of. I'm not that familiar with the other mods to give them a job

lil bitchiness
Yers isnt a mod. stick out tongue

Agent Elrond
I know, but he's gotta do something

Syren
Yers doesn't need to be a Mod, he's a brilliant Yes-Man.

Or should that be Yers-Man?

*runs away very quickly, ducking and diving as Sauron covers*

Clovie
we need new version no expression

Clovie
*is ignored*

but we still need new version sad

Spelljammer
Lightbulb?How would they know? They just recently discoverd fire. I even found a picture of one of the mods while Googling..

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~macinndx/caveman.gif

Clovie
he looks like Backfire eek!






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag)

Wickerman
I will NOT be involved with such infantile jokes by posting here schmoll
































crap......i did it didn't i? sad

~wickerman~

dave123
Originally posted by Clovie
he looks like Backfire eek!






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag) rolling on floor laughing

Lana
I remember this thread laughing

silvertsume
Originally posted by Lana
I remember this thread laughing its very funny... laughing out loud

EsteemedLeader
one to ban the old lightbulb,
one to relocate the new bulb to the right socket,
one to post a bunch of rules as to how the lightswitch shall be used

Vathu
yea......3, ush to say big words and comment about it and backfire to just....change it and i guess one more to drive a pink Cadillac no expression

RagnaViper
42

But what's the question?

GCG
We should have opened a thread when that troll was here a couple of weeks ago:

How many mods does it take to ban a troll ?

RagnaViper
Originally posted by GCG
We should have opened a thread when that troll was here a couple of weeks ago:

How many mods does it take to ban a troll ?

42

powerfulone1987
It takes none.

They would get one of us to do it for them or they would ban us.

BackFire
Originally posted by Clovie
he looks like Backfire eek!






(sorry...i ddin't mean it like a offence or anything..bag)


On the contrary, I'm honored and flattered that you think of me in your personal life.

BackFire
Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.

Rogue Jedi
BF and Ush in a wet towel fight? lol

Clovie
Originally posted by BackFire
On the contrary, I'm honored and flattered that you think of me in your personal life. personal life?

Captain REX
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.

Meh, that's about right.

This needs to be updated, though. stick out tongue

DarkC
Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and to answer the joke, the answer is this.

The bulb won't get changed, we'll all get too distracted whipping eachother with towels, especially me and Ush, eventually the bulb will break from a towel hitting it extremely hard and thus light from a TV will be used to light the room while me and Ush still smack eachother with towels while giggling like school girls in a feeble attempt to try and impress Lil Bitchiness.
While Storm and the others do what? messed

Lana
Originally posted by Captain REX
Meh, that's about right.

This needs to be updated, though. stick out tongue

Yeah I know stick out tongue

Soth
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
TO RAZ, USH AND THE REST OF THE MODS: THIS IS A GOOD NATURED JOKE THREAD!!!! NO HARM INTENDED!!!!!

post your answers here. 3. Ush to coax it out of the socket with convoluted logic, Raz to ban the old lightbulbs IP address, and Milla to b!tch a new lightbulb in

Bloigen
2. One to screw it in. And backfire to pull the ladder away.

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