A Tough Choice

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Rogue Jedi
ok...lets say you have to fight one of the following creatures to the death...
1. a 15 foot mentally disturbed great white shark
2. a rabid grizzly bear
3. a lion who has a taste for human blood
4. an insane 30 ft anaconda snake
which would you choose? why? how would you approach it?

yerssot
the snake, cause I could go for a snake right now, mouth first

Crash Overload
The Bear, becasue i know how to stop it, beacsue wild bears raom not even a killometer away from my house...

Raz Jr
the shark... being disturbed it should be depressed and commit suicide

§pearhead
A rabid grizzly bear. If I stay away long enoough it will be killed by what makes it so threatening.

I'd run like hell and hope it's not too smart.

Rogue Jedi
i am gonna go with the bear. it is the strongest, but also the slowest.

yerssot
sounds like a way to get rid of a lot of people

Rogue Jedi
the bear...definitely the bear.

§pearhead
Someday I'll throw a penny off a cliff and see what people do ninja

yerssot
depending which nationality they have, some would actually jump off too to get that penny

steely balls
a rabid grizzly bear because i will just jump on its back and ride it....make friends with it and call it jesus. And we will go on great adventures through wonderland...one with the beastanimals_bunny2

yerssot
and all you got was that lousy tshirt?

Rogue Jedi
laughing

steely balls
the anaconda would be my second choice

Agent Elrond
The snake. Their bones are thin so they can snap easily.

Rogue Jedi
a full size anaconda? like a 30 footer and thick as hell?

steely balls
my peniseek

Rogue Jedi
ha!!!!! you wish.

steely balls
i do not wish...it would be hard to maintain

PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
i would deffinatleygo for the snake, i would sneak up behind it and jump on it,and fight it,and hope i won....lmao

steely balls
i mean thats alot of fore skin

Rogue Jedi
no one for the lion?

steely balls
**** no...the lion will get u easily

Raventheonly
How mentally desturbed is this whale? and do i have a weapon? if none, lion because i'm already a deadman...
If knife, the shark... pistol, the lion... sword, the anaconda.... a rifle, the grizzly...

Dregh
It's actually depending where you are EXAMPLE: If you are in a forest, maybe you can put branches into the snake's mouth.

Raventheonly
The snake would crush your bones before it would even start to eat you..

Dregh
Ummm...I would step on it?

Rogue Jedi
no weapons.
the shark: in 4 feet of water
the lion: in a pit
the bear: in the woods
the anaconda: again, in 4 feet of water

Darth Revan
depends on how I was armed. If I had an M-16, I'd take any of them except the shark. If I had to do it with my bare hands or a small knife or something.. I'd take the lion. They seem to be the least dangerous of all the choices. That's not to say they aren't dangerous, just that I'd rather take a lion than any of the others.

Raventheonly
i'll take the mentally desturbed shark because it can barely turn, but apparently i'm going to have to punch it to death, if i remember there is a sensetive part on its head that you can bash in... or kick maybe...

Rogue Jedi
thats a myth. punch a shark in the head and see what hapens. they are all cartilage!!!!

Raventheonly
15 feet, its at my mercy in four feet of water! cartilage easily breaks, i can further disturbed the shark with blows to the head

Rogue Jedi
thats kooky talk. the shark would rip you apart in like 5 seconds.

Raventheonly
any of them will... thats why i chose th lion origionally for a quick death..

Rogue Jedi
i think the bear would be a most glorious death. like brad pitt at the end of "legends of the fall"

Raventheonly
never seen that but i'd rather have my head ripped of... rather then mauled...

JediHDM
a bear would be the easiest to deal with, even if it is rabid. so i say bear.

Rogue Jedi
the jedi are wise.

Raventheonly
But the Sith know when there beaten...and cheat! slashes bear in two with saber

Rogue Jedi
no weapons!!!!!
no blasters, no blasters!!!

Raventheonly
You tellin a Sith he can't cheat ... foolish jedi

Rogue Jedi
my rules!!!!! and i am not a jedi.

Ben'sAngel
I choose the Lion. They seem to break the necks of their prey before they begin to eat it. Hopefully quick and painless. (hey, at least I'm not deluded into thinking I could win over any of these).

Instructions: Walk up to Lion, pat on head. Say "nice kitty kitty." Open lion's mouth and place your neck in his mandibles of death. Prepare to meet maker.

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