Bastard Cat Killers

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Myth
This site is a hoax but it did start up people trying to do this. People like this should be executed.

Warning: Very graphic scenes of animal cruelty.http://www.bonsaikitten.com/gray.html

courtz
that is awful

courtz
my mums frends frend noes a guy hu make pickeled puppies and he stil has them in jars

tigida_tigida
thats horrible!!

courtz
im very very very upset

tigida_tigida
yea...me 2

courtz
i luv cats if my frend georgie saw this she wod honestly b crying her eyes out (shes emotional) lol

tigida_tigida
i luv cats 2 i prefer dogs but i still love them.

Myth
We just told one of our friends and she started crying. She is very outspoken about animal rights and all that stuff. When we found out that the site was a hoax, we made sure she new so she would feel a little better before going to bed.

courtz
ya but ppl wod actually do that coz i mean pickeled puppies is discusting and that is just creul

tigida_tigida
yea..how could anyone do that...its proper mething i wouldnt dare even think something like that.

courtz
awwww im all sad now and i told char bout it and shes al sad too

clavis9495
Ive seen this a million times before roll eyes (sarcastic) I do think its harsh though dont get me wrong on that one

yerssot
reminds me of the time in asia when I was offered dog big grin

tigida_tigida
thats gotta be bad lol

yerssot
it was good big grin

Myth
I would eat dog. But shoving a live cat into a tiny box is just wrong.

Kosta
Thats absolutely Foul what they do to those poor cats.

tigida_tigida
yea....i dont know how they can sleep at night coz i couldnt if i did that

Kosta
Why be so cruel to animals? Whats the point of a cat in a jar?

Baylin
Stops it spraying up the furniture I suppose.... stick out tongue


Hi Kosta hows things? big grin

yerssot
it's now easier to transport?

Baylin
Yeah, and if you keep the wee kitty in jar it wont get run over and flattened by car!

Myth
They think its art.

yerssot
and it can survive long falls

Kosta
Hey baylin. Things are good big grin.
Yourself?

Baylin
Indeed so long as they use shatterproof glass, I'd hate kitty to get impaled on piece of glass! sad

yerssot
think of the many kitty lives they will save!
no more attacks by dogs... hmmm, that's a bad thing for you bay

Kosta
You people are cruel stick out tongue

Baylin
No its alright I dont eat cat meat. My how that could get perversified.... blink

yerssot
hmmm, with any luck those jars will get your cat to be flea-less

Baylin
laughing out loud laughing out loud LMFAO The thought of a flea ridden cat trying to scratch itself in a jar!!!!! laughing out loud

yerssot
what if you hit the glass?

Kosta
My god, what is this world coming to? ('~')

yerssot
a jarred world

Baylin
No hitting the glass would be cruel and you possibly risk injury to yourself. However shaking the glass well I think that would be rather sporting!

(BTW Is hitting the glass like hitting the bottle?drunk)

yerssot
not that I'm aware of...


hmmm, going for a kitty ... shaken, not stirred laughing out loud

Storm
A lot of people have sent me this since the first time I got this by mail, a few years ago. And it is said to be a joke, not reality.

yerssot
*thinks of putting storm in a jar*

Syren
Bay and yers sick

Nice guys KMC attracts you know.........

Kosta
*puts Yerss in a jar*

Baylin
How about a kitty on the rocks?

yerssot
that must be one fecking HUGE jar, kosta

Storm
blink Why? Why me? What did I do?
*is ready to shake fist at yerss*

Kosta
*then puts Baylin in the same jar*

yerssot
cause I don't have a big jar to put anyone else in

Kosta
Not really a big jar yerss, but youd be surprised what you can do with a good lubricant stick out tongue

Storm
Put Baylin in it evil face

yerssot
but you're smaller storm stick out tongue

Baylin
Putting people in jars? I know some people that'd pay to have that sort of thing done to them! eek! laughing out loud

Not me of course you understand..... cough cough

yerssot
of course baylin

*orders a jar to fit bay in*

Baylin
Nah that wouldn't work dogs dont compress as well as cats! *Starts backing slowly out of the forum*

yerssot
that's ok, got lots of oil here

Kosta
('_')

Storm
Come here doggy, doggy, doggy... whistle

Baylin
Going now *Runs like hell*

see you later I really am going cos I'm hungry and its lunch time! *Walks away thinking vey loudly "Food glorious food! I'm going to eat it all!"*

yerssot
y'know ... when Baylin is hungry, he sounds like me ... only I don't go out yelling, that's a waste of energy

§pearhead
Sure, rub it in.

I wonder what canned dogman tastes like whistle

Kosta
<('-'&ltwink ^( '-' )^ (>'-')>

Baylin
???? check again waffle man! whistle

Kosta
What u havin for lunch Baylin?

Baylin
Oh I dunno I think I've got a jar of pickled kitties in the cupboard somewhere.... whistle

clavis9495
eek! raver eek! raver rockon

Storm
*sneaks up to Baylin* ninja

Kosta
*Stab baylin in the eyeball with a rusty nine inch nail*

silver_tears
*watches eating popcorn*happy

Baylin
sad The pickled kitties had gone off so I put them in a bag and dumped them in the bin evil face

Kosta
Tsk Tsk, what a waste ('_')

Baylin
Well I could have been cruel and put them in a bag a dumped them in a river!

Kosta
Theyre already dead anyway.........*weep like a 90 yr old single lonely man that just saw a kitten die*

Baylin
No they weren't I pickle live ones! evil face

Kosta
I should pickle YOU!!! mad

yerssot
I could go for a pickled one, got one left baylin?

Baylin
*Hands jar over* sure help yourself

Kosta
You people make me sick *Gets out a jar of lambs brains and chows down*

yerssot
*happily starts nibling on kitten*

great taste, do you add something special to them?

Kosta
Love.

Baylin
Yes I pickle them with dogs urine! sick

Kosta
And that.

yerssot
it gives that extra touch wink

Kosta
That extra Zing. That extra Punch!

yerssot
he would do everything for Chapi! eek!

Kosta
Want some goats blood to go with them Kitten guts?

yerssot
got any cow perhaps?

Baylin
Mmm cow = steak!

Kosta
Pickled Donkey ass!! MMMM dig in !

yerssot
only if the donkey had a big butt

glenn
i've got 10 cats. i will never let anything happen to them

yerssot
in that case, jar them, than they are safe

Baylin
No let me state for the record

All the actions mentioned in this thread by myself and my depraved friends are entirely fictional and no animals were really hurt or abused in the making of this thread

Right guys!








guys??

yerssot
hey, don't look at me, you didn't include me in that note

glenn
uhh!!! Right. i think

Korri
sad

shaber
In the UK you know you have to report it if you run over a dog, but not if you run over a cat. You could say - "the dog was so mangled I thought it was a cat."

Korri
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