Bastard Cat Killers
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Myth
This site is a hoax but it did start up people trying to do this. People like this should be executed.
Warning: Very graphic scenes of animal cruelty.http://www.bonsaikitten.com/gray.html
courtz
my mums frends frend noes a guy hu make pickeled puppies and he stil has them in jars
tigida_tigida
thats horrible!!
courtz
im very very very upset
courtz
i luv cats if my frend georgie saw this she wod honestly b crying her eyes out (shes emotional) lol
tigida_tigida
i luv cats 2 i prefer dogs but i still love them.
Myth
We just told one of our friends and she started crying. She is very outspoken about animal rights and all that stuff. When we found out that the site was a hoax, we made sure she new so she would feel a little better before going to bed.
courtz
ya but ppl wod actually do that coz i mean pickeled puppies is discusting and that is just creul
tigida_tigida
yea..how could anyone do that...its proper mething i wouldnt dare even think something like that.
courtz
awwww im all sad now and i told char bout it and shes al sad too
clavis9495
Ive seen this a million times before

I do think its harsh though dont get me wrong on that one
yerssot
reminds me of the time in asia when I was offered dog

tigida_tigida
thats gotta be bad lol
yerssot
it was good

Myth
I would eat dog. But shoving a live cat into a tiny box is just wrong.
Kosta
Thats absolutely Foul what they do to those poor cats.
tigida_tigida
yea....i dont know how they can sleep at night coz i couldnt if i did that
Kosta
Why be so cruel to animals? Whats the point of a cat in a jar?
Baylin
Stops it spraying up the furniture I suppose....
Hi Kosta hows things?

yerssot
it's now easier to transport?
Baylin
Yeah, and if you keep the wee kitty in jar it wont get run over and flattened by car!
yerssot
and it can survive long falls
Kosta
Hey baylin. Things are good

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Yourself?
Baylin
Indeed so long as they use shatterproof glass, I'd hate kitty to get impaled on piece of glass!

yerssot
think of the many kitty lives they will save!
no more attacks by dogs... hmmm, that's a bad thing for you bay
Kosta
You people are cruel

Baylin
No its alright I dont eat cat meat. My how that could get perversified....

yerssot
hmmm, with any luck those jars will get your cat to be flea-less
yerssot
what if you hit the glass?
Kosta
My god, what is this world coming to? ('~')
Baylin
No hitting the glass would be cruel and you possibly risk injury to yourself. However shaking the glass well I think that would be rather sporting!
(BTW Is hitting the glass like hitting the bottle?drunk)
yerssot
not that I'm aware of...
hmmm, going for a kitty ... shaken, not stirred

Storm
A lot of people have sent me this since the first time I got this by mail, a few years ago. And it is said to be a joke, not reality.
yerssot
*thinks of putting storm in a jar*
Syren
Bay and yers
Nice guys KMC attracts you know.........
Kosta
*puts Yerss in a jar*
Baylin
How about a kitty on the rocks?
yerssot
that must be one fecking HUGE jar, kosta
Storm

Why? Why me? What did I do?
*is ready to shake fist at yerss*
Kosta
*then puts Baylin in the same jar*
yerssot
cause I don't have a big jar to put anyone else in
Kosta
Not really a big jar yerss, but youd be surprised what you can do with a good lubricant

Storm
Put Baylin in it

yerssot
but you're smaller storm

Baylin
Putting people in jars? I know some people that'd pay to have that sort of thing done to them!
Not me of course you understand..... cough cough
yerssot
of course baylin
*orders a jar to fit bay in*
Baylin
Nah that wouldn't work dogs dont compress as well as cats! *Starts backing slowly out of the forum*
yerssot
that's ok, got lots of oil here
Storm
Come here doggy, doggy, doggy...

Baylin
Going now *Runs like hell*
see you later I really am going cos I'm hungry and its lunch time! *Walks away thinking vey loudly "Food glorious food! I'm going to eat it all!"*
yerssot
y'know ... when Baylin is hungry, he sounds like me ... only I don't go out yelling, that's a waste of energy
§pearhead
Sure, rub it in.
I wonder what canned dogman tastes like

Kosta
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Baylin
???? check again waffle man!

Kosta
What u havin for lunch Baylin?
Baylin
Oh I dunno I think I've got a jar of pickled kitties in the cupboard somewhere....

Storm
*sneaks up to Baylin*

Kosta
*Stab baylin in the eyeball with a rusty nine inch nail*
silver_tears
*watches eating popcorn*

Baylin

The pickled kitties had gone off so I put them in a bag and dumped them in the bin

Kosta
Tsk Tsk, what a waste ('_')
Baylin
Well I could have been cruel and put them in a bag a dumped them in a river!
Kosta
Theyre already dead anyway.........*weep like a 90 yr old single lonely man that just saw a kitten die*
Baylin
No they weren't I pickle live ones!

Kosta
I should pickle YOU!!!

yerssot
I could go for a pickled one, got one left baylin?
Baylin
*Hands jar over* sure help yourself
Kosta
You people make me sick *Gets out a jar of lambs brains and chows down*
yerssot
*happily starts nibling on kitten*
great taste, do you add something special to them?
Baylin
Yes I pickle them with dogs urine!

yerssot
it gives that extra touch

Kosta
That extra Zing. That extra Punch!
yerssot
he would do everything for Chapi!

Kosta
Want some goats blood to go with them Kitten guts?
yerssot
got any cow perhaps?
Kosta
Pickled Donkey ass!! MMMM dig in !
yerssot
only if the donkey had a big butt
glenn
i've got 10 cats. i will never let anything happen to them
yerssot
in that case, jar them, than they are safe
Baylin
No let me state for the record
All the actions mentioned in this thread by myself and my depraved friends are entirely fictional and no animals were really hurt or abused in the making of this thread
Right guys!
guys??
yerssot
hey, don't look at me, you didn't include me in that note
glenn
uhh!!! Right. i think
shaber
In the UK you know you have to report it if you run over a dog, but not if you run over a cat. You could say - "the dog was so mangled I thought it was a cat."
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