Lazy Bum's 10 Commandments

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Pablo G
1. You're born tired, so you live to rest.

2. Love your bed like you love yourself.

3. If you were to find someone resting, help him.

4. Rest during the day so you can sleep at night.

5. Work is sacred, don't touch it.

6. There's no need to do today what you can do tomorrow.

7. Work as less as you can, let someone else do your chores.

8. Calm down, no one has ever died for resting too much.

9. When you feel the desire of working, lie down for a few hours and wait for it to pass. (A long nap can help too)

10. If working is healthy let the sick people do it.

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud 10th one is great!

Darth Revan
laughing

silver_tears
Truly lazy people wouldn't make a list yes
They wouldn't even finish their sent.................

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud laughing out loud

Pablo G
I didn't, I copyied and pasted.

Raventheonly
*Wipes tear from his eye*... beautiful....

Rogue Jedi
you forgot "never stick your neck out for someone else" and "always blame it on somebody else."

Paola
I follow them word by word no expression

drunk_nazgul
Me too. I vow to never touch another computer key...

Aiiigh! It's too much!
To be truly lazy, you have to work enough to reach the recliner.

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