Matrix_man
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling better.
Male Readers, please scroll down ....
The man had a Heart Attack 10 times milder!!!
Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so you can very easily mess with them!!!
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling better.
Male Readers, please scroll down ....
The man had a Heart Attack 10 times milder!!!
Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so you can very easily mess with them!!!
unless its a different kind of messing...
thanks syren!
that spank hurt!