lil bitchiness
I have read some very...anti female comments in the 'Battle of The Sexes thread, so I decided to give males to whom this form applies to fill it in.
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Im a pumped up dude who think all females are dumb and worthless form
Your hate posts and prejudie remarks are unimportant to us females, and in an effort to make it easier for us to post your pathetic blatherings on the Net for the whole world to laugh at, we have instituted this nice form for you to fill out.
My name is:________
I have nicknamed my penis:______________
I wish to include the following gratuitous and totally irrelevant information in a hopeless attempt to give more credibility to my pointless drivel:
Penis size:______
I.Q.: ________
Income level: _______
Prestigious University I am attending/have attended:_____
I have the following University Degree(s):_____
(Note: it is easier for us to pretend to believe your fake credentials if you spell Ph.D correctly.)
Number of prostitutes that find me so attractive they would have sex with me for free:_________
Number of times I have been salesman of the month at BillyJoeBob's Used Car Emporium:__________
I think all females, and especially lil bitchiness:
(check all that you feel apply)
___ have no life
___ are ugly
___ couldn't get laid if they tried
___ are lesbians that play with their dildos all day
___ are stupid
___ obviously haven't had a REAL man, like me
___ should be nicer to men, and hold their hand when they cross the street
___ will bring about the end of the world with their unladylike ways
Please Note: If you are writing in to request a date with a girl from KMC, please include your credit card number and the URL to a naked picture of yourself that we can laugh at and forward to your employer.
Check here if the following applies to you:
___I wish to include a long, rambling diatribe about my worthless existence and lack of erection for all the world to read. I have given up on life.
(Add your stupid comments here)
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Worthlessly yours,
_________________________________
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Im a pumped up dude who think all females are dumb and worthless form
Your hate posts and prejudie remarks are unimportant to us females, and in an effort to make it easier for us to post your pathetic blatherings on the Net for the whole world to laugh at, we have instituted this nice form for you to fill out.
My name is:________
I have nicknamed my penis:______________
I wish to include the following gratuitous and totally irrelevant information in a hopeless attempt to give more credibility to my pointless drivel:
Penis size:______
I.Q.: ________
Income level: _______
Prestigious University I am attending/have attended:_____
I have the following University Degree(s):_____
(Note: it is easier for us to pretend to believe your fake credentials if you spell Ph.D correctly.)
Number of prostitutes that find me so attractive they would have sex with me for free:_________
Number of times I have been salesman of the month at BillyJoeBob's Used Car Emporium:__________
I think all females, and especially lil bitchiness:
(check all that you feel apply)
___ have no life
___ are ugly
___ couldn't get laid if they tried
___ are lesbians that play with their dildos all day
___ are stupid
___ obviously haven't had a REAL man, like me
___ should be nicer to men, and hold their hand when they cross the street
___ will bring about the end of the world with their unladylike ways
Please Note: If you are writing in to request a date with a girl from KMC, please include your credit card number and the URL to a naked picture of yourself that we can laugh at and forward to your employer.
Check here if the following applies to you:
___I wish to include a long, rambling diatribe about my worthless existence and lack of erection for all the world to read. I have given up on life.
(Add your stupid comments here)
__________________________________________________
______________________
Worthlessly yours,
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