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I was sitting in my chair, cruising KMC, when all of the sudden my body swept into a vortex of subreality and levitated by itself in the air! Now im up here, hovering, typing out this thread for everyone's general amusement.

I am not amused

Subreality huh ... somewhat amusing

I'm right there with you, Big Mac Mike. Only in my world, there is a constant flow of milk squirting from my breast.

dont fall down. while youre up there, get my frisbee on the roof.

. . . .. . .not.

and while youre at it, clean the damn gutters!!!

You aren't? Well don't expect me to cry over that.

yeah... farts can do that...

*Floats up to join MC*

*has fantasy of wheeling MC Mike off to a crazy house*

Hey! I did that once, but my fart wasn't very strong, poor thing. I hit the concrete of the ladies' room.
Don't get any ideas, dudes.