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welcome to the dating agency, we try our best to arrange a date with anyone you want on kmc

on KMC?

oo this sounds like fun

maybe

EDIT

why?

Even if i will not sue this survice, it still sounds like fun to see what will happen

hook me up, yo

hey i can't get a date in the real world. Maybe I could get one here. Hmmm nah.

i wanna date too! lol

will one of you girls date me...i love spending money on girls

i like guys who spend money on me!!! *im free* lol

awww how cute...

don't all girls like when guys spend money on them?

i dnt..mebbe some are offneded cuz they tink they guy is tryin to buy them to go out wi them or summut along those lines...if tht made any sense at all

I am a 19 year old college male. I am 5'9", 148lb, blonde hair, and I have blue-ish/green-ish/grey-ish eyes (eye color is unique I guess). I love movies and sports (mainly b-ball and track). I am very athletic and energetic (sometimes too energetic ). Mainly I love to hang out and goof off to have a fun time. My pet peaves are smoking, drugs, alcohol (a little can be ok), and bitchy/annoying girls.

Oh, and I like to cuttle

we'll do our best

Me Too!

A dating agency.
Too bad I' m already taken

But I' m always up for having fun and hanging out as friends

glad i am taken. date someone over the net? whatever.

Can I be the councellor who helps if the relationships go wrong?

i wanna be the gigolo who the woman cheats with.

dev, a counsellor.....................hahahahahahahhaha lol
*runs away as dev chases her with a fish fish argh!*

a man whore!!!

Well I'm not fit for dating...so why not???

*runs away from fish*

No offense meant...but no....I'm not that way.

Anyway YC I heard you were cheating???

blah blah blha blah blah blah

am i YC?

Si.............You've got another Rabbit, don't you??? j/k!

eh? that doesn't make any sense

Do I eva?

with this crowd, you will be busy 24/7.....

and it'd all be ur fault lol coke

yup....public enemy number 1.

better start running! 'just keep swimming, just keep swimming lalalala'

i would have too many women and not enough time.

Thats it!!!! I quit!

Are there any councellors around here? *looking around*

if you say so.
where's dev gone?

im uhh 15 year old male .. 5'5" my fav thing to do is skateboard with my friends and do stupid things that could get me arrested

i will steal your woman. beware.

nice place

here? s ok.

kinda slow

Nice...place. w/e.
I didn't realize this was a "place"

I was being nice

you are certainly a very pleasant person.

"nice", sure

merci *curtsies*

*must control fist of death*

oh, don't you get all crabby on me

easy, tex.

I was being pleasant but you ruined it for the others crybaby

sorry hug I'm kinda crabby too

hasn't been a good week ah well

I think its more of a joke.

i ruined it? how?

are you ticklish
*tickles all over*

kinda! Whatever works to make my cheery speary again.

*files cheery speary under annoying nicknames*

*tickles some more and offers lollipop* don't worry, be happy *sings annoying song*

lolipop!!!

my science had an electronic fish that sang that

One of my teddy bears sings it

no, really?

I've still got a teddy bear lamp that has a noise maker that plays "It's a small world after all" somewhere...I've had since I was 2

I collect them

I...don't. I don't collect anything, actually maybe I should. howz about...dust bunnies!

omg I have so many

teddy bears? or dust bunnies?

is both an option

i collect my soiled undies.

yes!

I would so buy those on ebay

than both it is

wait a sec, I lied when i said i collect nothing. Everytime I come across a silverfish, I put it in a jar, oddly enough. I have a jar of about 6 dead silverfish, but they look cool so oh well.

whats a silverfish

a kind of bug

skid marks and all?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

the more the merrier

they look so cool though!

i'll make my next sig about one

10 dollars a pair!!!

I will break my computer if you do

thats highway robbery
I can get them for 5

then I won't get to talk to you

ah well

you know you love me more than life itself

but i love silverfish even more

but my skid marks are extra crispy.

that is so hurtful, I'm gonna go cry a bit cry

scuse me while I throw up

real crisp and extra crunchy for your pleasure.

that can be your new name! silverfish! something tells me that won't work

I'm back from crying
To avoid images of bugs I will be forced to block you

Don't make me do it, it breaks my heart cry

crunchy and crispy....mmmm..yummy!!!

don't do that i'll leave if you do that sil

sorry.....

I want KFC now

you know I would never

okey...but i have to go right now anyways i'll bb, i hope

I know I know, no one ever wants to leave when I'm here

kfc skidmarks!!!

she keeps me prisoner here cry

who does?

oops, i lied unwittingly. I'll be here awhile longer

you know you like it naughty

well yeah.... but thats not the point

okieday.

I need a date

Match me for fun...
5'9" male 160LB Very dark brown hair, almost black was 3 inches now about 1-1/2 parted in the center and relatively straight, brown eyes, light complextion with a Spanish face (oval shaped with distinct features)

Likes running and walking....
Movies,
games,
reading,
thinking,
flying,
thinks horror movies are funnier then scary,
Extrodinarily tolerant of blood
Likes Italian food
Anything else needed to be known ask, just doin this for kicks , already has a girl....

So do I but this isn't exactly the way...

this is true.

Exactly, but fun....

oopsie

5'5" brown hair (changes every few weeks) 108 lbs grey blue eyes fair skin
likes: any form of rock and metal except classical rock and soft rock wears "freak" clothes

yeah thats about it

U ppl already know 'bout me.

6'1, 215 lbs, spiky brown hair (picture brad pitt in fight club, kind of a wild spike), glasses

Is that u?

thats what i look like.

WHy dont u post a picuture?

i have some in the "what do you look like" thread in the GDF. but here .....

and here...

Koo, are u in the military or sumthin?

nope. i always wear my hair short. its just longer now, hence the wild spike.

i don't see the Pitt part... but then again thats good, because he's a chump.

Ku, I wanna arm wrestle u.

Wait... I forgot to put the... smilie " "

i didnt say i look like brad pitt, its just that right now i have that same haircut. no pitt resemblance. i have been told i look like keifer sutherland. i totally dont see that.

k didn't read into it well enough... i don't see sutherland either lol

Someone should start a KMC Arm Wrestle Champion Thread thingy

i look like john. simple as that.

i cant arm wrestle for shit. i dislocated my shoulder badly when i rolled a van about 15 years ago. i'll wrestle you if you want.

lol iight. But it aint fair if your injured.