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ok, someone starts off with the first line of rhymes, then the next follows suit.

This thread was a failure...

I dont know how it could be....

Not one of you can dub this, it's to damn hot, an wit just enough spice like some Crystal

Nobody is really trying to keep this

keep this at all, what the h*ll will I do if this thread happens to fall

Pick it up, dust it off, never admit defeat...

No matter what happens gotta rise to your feet

I rise but my knees begin to shake.....is this a dream or am I awake?

It feels like an earthquake underneath me, must be some fat slob drinkin a milkshake

With a track like this all up in your ear drums,
So check the EQ and let them speakers hum!

I dont know for sure, it's just one big guess
Now I want to turn this over to my homegirl Kes
Be where she at? Anyone seen her around
I am lookin high and low but she cant be found

it's obvious she hiding underground
damn I wanna hit this bong, but I know my face will end up in the ground
can you hear it, can you hear the intensity of the sound

Let it pound as the speakers going boom
Come on everybody and jump around the room
Let the music be your guide, just let it all flow
It is 5:00 here so yall I gotsta go!

Awww hells no
the only thing you gots to go do is smoke crack!

smoke coke take E
thats wat it takes to be an mc

Hell no, that's what it takes to become president in DC

Naw shawty thats JP
cant you see homie

Oh s**t that was me, I was wrecked an thought I was in Scarface, ya know Tony
he be cappin b****es left an right, but I bet you lack da balls to call him boney

homie comes homie gones in africa it never snows :blnk:

Ive gots all des hoes
now dey gonna show me dey moves on da floor

on the floor in the sky
me and leather will make you fly

This idiot thinks he hot, an I'm tryin tell him he just a bore
he refuse to believe me when I tell him his girl is a w***e
an he won't believe me when I told him I hit that after only spendin $2.50 at da store

this is wat i said
this is wat i say
be gone on your own sh!tty way

man 50 cent aint shit
hes ems little b!tch
that b!tch needs to find himself a d*ck
my momma raps better than him
he aint crap
the last thing he can do is make a good rap

rappin rushin on the floor hold tight leather with the hardcore

Oh fa shore DJ matrix
we's chillin wit da hoes
everytime dey see da pimps
dey will get low

letherface
letherface
get im' up & rock da bass
rock da' bass front to da back
pumpin up da bass attack

I drop rhymes like the hoes
get on the floor
Ill turn da mic up so you can hear my flow

Im pathetic at rapping.

You know they gonna try to attack like a pack of rats
I swear officer that ain't my crack, but you can check that plumber's asscrack

ace, spades, diamonds or clubs
genies lamp which you should rub

You can't rhyme crack and crack, it's the same word.

Can any fellow rap listeners rate this freestyle?

I'm in a rage, so they locked me in this f***in cage, may as well get drunk an say I'ma f***in sage, dun ever ask me ma age, I'm J To The Muthaf***in P, neva to be confused wit E To The muthaf***in M, an no this ain't one of Ja Fool's s***tty jams. I wake up trashed from da other night, go out to the bar an get in anotha muthaf***in fight, ya I got the right, the right to f*** yo hoe in her fat ass, jus fo the fact you a poor piece of trash, an god damn you got a nasty rash on yo ass.

B to the G to the K
Big Gay Kirk is on the way
With rhymes to make you stand and stare
you wannabes had best beware....

You tellin us to beware, when I could swear I saw yo sister runnin round bare
I got the skills to make yo hair stand on end, an don't cry an say I don't play fair, R. Kelly is the pedo not me, AN I DID KISS J-LO ON A DARE!!

4 mc's a energy crisis
mc dj like it like this

ok hardcore now
goin for all the best materials

Big gay kirk
the word gay in your name wont work
Im not insulting
or pointing

i said one way
all the way
wer tigin you round and round
rockin with the hardcore bouncy sound
warmin up to rock like that
waiting for a wicked attack

heres a gud one.

the mcs got the lyric
the djs got the mixer
put the both together
and you get the big picture
you get picture you get the idea
and if you dont like our style
get the f*ck outa here.

Your skills can't compare to mine by more then a mile
you make me so sick, s*** I think I'm chokin on my bile
you pmsin like that little b***h kyle on south park, all cuz you got no style

DJ mixer
bigger than the big dipper
dont care if anybody flips him da finger
Ive been lookin fo a girl to put my stamp on
but some of you foo's more stuck up than tampon
so when my album sells out yours will be on da shelf
I heard yall mastrabate a lot
so keep to yourself

you aint got the style
you aint got the skill
might as well go to a dealer
and OD on a pill
you take that pill you slip away
mc dj come to play.

Yo who da one poppin s***
god damn you know I'm incredibly fit
I'll give you a new smile under yo chin, an stab yo fat ass in the t*t
what the hell is that, you couldn't rape me in jail with that tiny excuse for a d***
a little kid got a bigger d*** than that, but only MICHAEL JACKSON KNOWS THAT!

you think your hip
you think your hype
but youve got as much skill as sh!te

I'm like what I say
Big and gay
Take it away
I'm here today
I'm on your scene
I'm spitting spleen
Your eyes are green
Cos I'm so keen

i see this thread finally came up for air.

youve gotta be strong
youve gotta be hard
keep on your toes
and be on your guard
coz you wanna know wats around the cornor
f*ckin' hell look out behind ya

there is nothin there
you just stop and you just stare
monday night on a skitzi
youve been sold a sosgey mitzi

ill, man....way ill.

Yo Im da old skoola
mic rula
you mess wit me and Ill kill you like godzilla
you look like a gorilla
on crack so check dat
b!tch make a comeback

Its air you want
Its air you got
I'm hot to trot
I've got the lot
I'm in first place
I'll win the race
I'm comin at you
In your face....

I'ma quote dave chappelle an while I'm at it maybe I'll "SKEET SKEET SKEET ALL OVA DA WALLS!!!"
It must of been an excuse for you to steal those pearls, because I could of sworn I saw a girl wit curls makin out wit a few girls in the school stalls
don't act big to me i know you ain't got big balls
so just walk your fat ass back down the halls an come back and talk to me when you finally grow some balls

im in your face im in your hair
all you do is stand and stare
your in shock take you to the top.

My balls are odd
my balls are funny
but your momma licked em
Like they was honey

I can't help but be the best
Its cos I've got a hairy chest
You think I'm lack but you be crapper
BGK is the toppest rapper...

With the badkitty by my side
I take these forums for a ride
The Harry Potter crew despair
When they see BGK on there...

BGK's rhymes belong in the god damn crapper
I'm da hottest one here, an the only one suitable enough to be a rapper
so what if you think I'm a cracker, Eminem is white, an he's one of da best rappers

Yo my momma can rap betta den you
on her worst day
your rhymes are like a 2 year olds
except twice as gay

LF you got balls to talk about bein gay
when if you ain't aware, we got ourselves one big gay already, so you betta shut the f*** up before he ends up tryin to have a say an yo ass ends up by the bay an you end up runnin round like a god damn stray

I'm twice as gay as I was before
watch out I'm knockin at you're door

whether your straight
or whether your gay
ill say my rhyme
and be on my way
your mother is whack
just like her infested crack

Yo JP
why you talkin shit about me
I was rapping to BGK
and not you dog
but Im insulting no one
just droppin rhymes
I not offending anyone
will ya look at da time

don't split a seam LF, this is all fun
the pace I drop hot rhymes, Jay-Z gonna be a new bum, beggin for a nickel, on the ground lookin for a crumb, just a couple, maybe some

say it now and say it loud
I'm big I'm gay I'm very proud
To sit and feel like I'm allowed
To rap and rhyme with guys like this
but I don't feel the need to diss
because we all are part of this
and I am sure that if we think
we'll realise that we all stink
and now then; who would like a drink?

I know JP
its cool man
yous a pimp
and probably have many fans

well I ain't only got fans, but ya you could say I got a few, along wit bitches wit nice cans
wit how I rhyme, I should be wit Eminem singin "MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND"

well people im off and i leaver you with this

later later alligator lookin kinda great
mc bad boy activate.
activate now generate
kickin up the floor leavin
you all with the bouncy hardcore