Nothing's the same after college

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Pablo G
1.. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
2.. You have more food than beer in the fridge.
3.. 7 in the morning is the time you wake up, not go to bed.
4.. You listen to your favorite song in the car on the way to work, not in a club.
5.. You carry an umbrella with you all time.
6.. You listen to the news on the radio
7.. Your friends get married and divorced, not together and break up.
8.. Your vacation lasts 15 days not 130.
9.. Jeans and T-Shirts don't have that same glamour they used to.
10.. You call the cops because the party next door is too loud instead of joining them.
11.. Your family members now say sex jokes infront of you
12.. You don't know each bar's closing hour.
13.. You feed your dog Pedigree and not leftovers from yesterday's party.
14.. Sleeping in a friend's couch who you are visiting is inacceptable.
15.. You don't take naps that last 5 hours.
16.. Movie and meal is not your concept date anymore.
17.. You buy aspirin and tylenol in the drug store instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
18.. You don't drink a 6 pack before going a bar with your buddies to save money.
19.. Your shopping list doesn't include giant bags of Cheetos, frozen pizza or liters and liters of beer-
20.. "I can't drink like I could" replaces the famous"I won't drink again".
23.. 90% of your time infront of a computer is for work things instead than porn.
24.. You buy stuff for your friends' birthdays.
25.. Almost all the news from your buddies come in e-mails.
26.. You always arrive late to parties and leave early.
27.. You read books not Hustler.
28.. You wear shoes and not tennis shoes.
29.. You don't wear shorts on the weekends.
30.. You get angry when people borrow your stuff.

leatherface12
lol

lil bitchiness
cry I dont want any of that to change!!!!!!

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