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There once was a girl named Irene,

who lived on distilled kerosene.

But she started absorbin'

A new hydrocarbon,

And since then has never benzene!

ouch...

No, I didn't make it up, I found it.

And there's loads more where that came from.

Right, I'm gonna find one about Matt

Made this one up.....

There once was a member called Matt.

A most irritating, spoilt young brat.

He joined KMC,

Just to annoy me,

But I love him although he's a tw@t.

Now, thats good!

and nothing about me

There once was a stripper named Clo.

Joined the G Club one month ago.

Since she's been nude,

The boys got more rude,

There's no way I'm letting her go!

I just met this bird named Deval.

She's one of a kind, so special.

Employed her of late,

She's proved that she's great,

But if you call her a guy you'll get hell.

Your great Sy, thx!

i always thought i'm a dancer.. not a stripper

lol quite funny

I know a Moddy named Lils.

In her line of work she has skills.

I've asked her to dance,

"There's no f.ucking chance",

She yelled as I ran for the hills.

There's this guy that I know, name of Thor.

Came to the G Club to get him a whore.

But my ladies got class,

And they'll kick his @ss,

If he's broke, got no money, or poor.

I love it!!

There once was a dude went by Burly.

At times he can get sorta gurly.

*snap snap* *bump n flex*

But he's nothing on Tex,

I think his new name should be Shurly.

I once knew a fella named Link.

We got talkin' and he made me think.

I stay up really late,

Coz I've found my soulmate,

Well, it's cheaper then hiring a shrink.

hahaha. Go Sy go! You're pretty good at this.

Thankyou, they're really easy, just find the rhythm and stick random words in

hey syren could i get one to?

Go Sy

I know a young man named Forcheezy,

He likes us to sheezy his neezy,

Not likely to skimp,

He's our number one Pimp,

And loves Club B!tches coz they're eezy!

perfect pimp

I've got a pal, she's called Pixie,

From Birmingham where they're all trixxy, ((fun))

She thinks she can't spell,

I say "What the hell?"

Doesn't matter because she's damn sexy!!

YAY thanx sy im gonna add that to my sig lol

give me a shot

Now I know a fella called Dave,

Who can't seem to sit and behave,

Changes names like a spaz,

He's now MiniRaz,

But The Chipmunk was everyone's fave.

I so totally rock!!

Gimme some fin......

Noggin......

Duuuuude

lol findin nemo

Yup, check the sig.



I so shouldn't know that..........

but that film just so totaly rocks

findin nemo rocks!!! (sorry jst had to add my little bit lol)

Duuuuude......

Best line, or one of......

Dory, while unconcious - "The Sea Monkeys have my money...... Yes, I'm a natural blue!"

"are you my conscience?"

"yes, we haven't talked in a while."

"I never had a father!"- Bruce The Shark

"My Bubbles!"- That one freaky yellow fish in the tank

BEST SCENE, OR PART OF.......

Crush: Dude... dude...?



Crush: Oh, hey. Dude, he lives.

Marlin: Oh...

Crush: How are you, Jelly Man?

Marlin: What?

Crush: Yeah, we saw you and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." and we were like, "whoa..."

Marlin: What are you talking about?

Crush: You, Jelly Man, taking on the jellies. You've got some serious thrill issues, dude...

Marlin: Oh, my stomach, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Crush: Oh, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.

Marlin: Where am I? Mister Turtle...

Crush: Dude. Mister Turtle is my father, the name's Crush.

Marlin: Crush, really? Well ok Crush, I need to find the EAC, the East Australian Current. Do you know where that is?

Crush: Dude. You're riding it.

Marlin: Dory and I need to... Dory. Where is she? Is she ok?

Crush: Oh, little blue?



Crush: She's sublevel dude...



Marlin: Dory? Oh I'm so sorry. It's all my fault, I...

Dory: 8-9-10. Ready or not here I come!!!

Marlin: Wha...?



Marlin: AHHH!!!



Crush: Kill the motor dude. Let's see what Squirt does flying solo...



Squirt: Dad!! Did you see me dad? Did you see me?

Crush: You so totally rocked Squirt. Give me some fin...



Crush: 'Noggin.



Crush, Squirt: Duuuuude......

Crush: Oh. Intro. Jelly-man, offspring. Offspring, Jelly-man.

Squirt: Jellies. Cool...

Crush: Totally...

Marlin: Apparently I must have done something you all liked.

Crush: Yeah. Now go swim away my offspring. You know, you leave them on the beach to hatch on their own... and coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big old blue.

Marlin: B-b-but, dude...... how do you know when they're ready?

Crush: You don't really know, you know? Like when they know, you'll know, you know?

Marlin: Yeah...

yup that's the best scene....i love when Crush introduces Marlin to his kids...

lol, that was teh funny

Dory: Maybe he only speaks "whale".



Dory: Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...

Marlin: Dory. Dory, this is not "whale". You're speaking like "upset stomach".

OMFG!!

Silver Tears, I had no idea........

that you were such a Finding Nemo Fan...

Link, did you mean this bit??


Dory: Ahh!! Something's got me!!

Marlin: That's just me.

Dory: Who are you?

Marlin: Who am I? Who do you think?

Dory: Are... are you my conscience?

Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?

Dory: Meh, can't complain.

Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?

Dory: Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?



Oh Good God!!

that movie's great. I'm soooo sitting down and watching it with you...

This thread wasn't even supposed to be about me writing limericks about every bloody member either, but that was ok!!

*is in mood now*

*paws at you like a cat*

RAWR! I like it when you get fiesty..

You know what??

Go here......

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/quotes

You want to watch that movie with me????

I love you

Truthfully? I just want an excuse to cuddle up with you....blushing

But yah! it'd be fun to sit there laughing with you too.

awww....I love you too hun!

tis truly brilliant

except raz removed the chipmunk one

for the sake of all

*pops in, reads poems*

and i must agree, finding Nemo rocks...

Sauron ryhmes with nothing

but cow rymes with sau

Syren, will you please do me now?

Hey watch it bud!!!!!


I'm sure when she gets back in an hour...she'll do you all

*realizes what that sounds like and runs for cover*

*watches it bud*

That is pretty cool.

I know a fella called T-Man,

I'm She-Ra and he acts like He-Man,

He's really quite cool,

Makes all the chicks drool,

In the club he's our number one G-Man.

Your pretty good syren.

Okay, will you do me now?

OMG Sy! You're really good at this!

There's this guy around here who's called Sauron,

I know people who think he's a moron,

He likes getting banned,

It's seems like it's planned,

Bet he'd love it if there was a War on.

I know a a fella called Preston,

He's really extremely interestin',

He socks all the time,

Tied, Junior, that's fine,

It's his own Pad that he's the best in.

((Sorry, you're a difficult one TH ))

I know a young man called Leather,

In the G Club in all kinds of weather,

He loves any honey,

He gives us all money,

Him and Force are like birds of a feather.

Nice syren.

Are you kidding, that was super sweet!

These are so good! You're good at writing poetry and songs and such

got a doggy one for me?

A doggy?

I like this one chick called Ni,

She doesn't give dances for free,

In fact she don't dance at all,

So, for the sake of you all,

It's time she was employed by me.

Thanks for the poem, Syren, but will you please do me now?naughty

It's my limerick!

I can dance...you can also employ me but I'm just totally inexperienced (and a bit conscientious) but who says I can't learn?

Ah didnt you know I'm KMC's resident dog

If you mean what I think you mean, I'll be done in two secs, meet me in the Club

I know this hottie called Syren . . .

She writes poems that are on fire, and . . .

Mine can't compare,

Her's are so fair,

And If I say it again, that will be twice and stuff.

I know a honey called Bay,

He prefers the moonlight to the day,

He's a friendly canine,

Though he does sometimes whine,

When he's tied up outside, told to "Stay!"

*chokes*



That's f.ucking brilliant!!!

hug

More? Syren are you sure your not wanting to be a poet?

syren!

Ok, I've run out of people to write about.

*goes to G Club*

I'll come back when interest does

Me?

Nah, I opened a poetry thread in the Artwork Forum, but most of them are kinda morbid. Limericks are fun

I don't get it

I once met this hottie named Kerry,

when pissed off she gets pretty scary,

mix drugs and fine wine,

she's fun all of the time,

but it's me who she will soon marry.

I'm no good at limerix really. I remember I just plagiarised the epicurean one,

Is that a proposal I'm hearing?

It's adorable, oh so endearing,

But it's a little too fast,

Though we're having a blast,

It's commitment like that I am fearing.

My mum's sitting with me right now,

We've fought again, had a huge row,

She's pissed me off proper,

I can't seem to stop her,

And I've acted like a complete cow.

k last time i ever try to rhyme Kerry without using the word Hairy.

Ooh Syren, I would NEVER try to pick a fight with my mum <shudders> though it's possible to manipulate her in some ways...

Syren...you're too good at this stuff

and thanks

There once was a fella named Shaber,

Who fought his mum with a Light Saber,

He's now grounded for life,

So much trouble and strife,

All coz he wouldn't obey her.

No, the only gamble I took lately was to say that I wished I could be in university accomodation on a permanent basis; unbelieveably she was somehow guilt tripped!
(Ever tried that without raising your voice?)

Sorry honey, that one was one I found on a website, I got the limerick bug and actually wrote my own for everyone else....

Hang on.......

There once was this chica named Sil,

She's always got sigs that are brill,

But you cross her at all,

Death is your next call,

But I love her, and so does Lil.

Shit, just had phone calls from my boys, going out for a late night house party.

LOVE YOU BRENT!!!!

later

I hate when she leaves because she's soooo much fun. But i love when she says



it's so damn awesome. Love you too Syren. Take care babe! winkiss

Akhem...

*raises glass

There once was a girl named Syren

Who's style was quite inspir'en

She could dance like the light

and party into the night

with the b-52's she'd be fire'in


*Cheers.

You just misunderstood what I said,

It was uttered to get you in bed,

please don't be so mean,

I still know you're the queen,

There's no need to be "off with your head!!"


in_loveLove you sweetie! inlove

*jumps up and down* me turn me turn me turn!!!

I'm no good at doing it

plus nothing rhymes with naz or dark

...

We all love our member named Syren

She'll never leave anyone cry'in

She'll write lymericks

And poke you with sticks

But she really is a dear and a nice in'

....


it wasnt that great

lots of things ryme with naz

naz...raz...spaz...

that's it nothing too flattering

SPAZ!!!


thats me

I once knew a girl named Naz...

...she's quite the spaz

I knew a girl named naz

she was always quite the spaz

she had a fad with napkins

somtin sometin cant make it rym 'kin

but she always has a blast!

i suck

Yes

Lol you all try too hard.

I once knew a girl named Naz

who was as smooth and cool as Jazz

It was a bit of a trial

to get Her to smile

cause this rhyme was bloody hard as...

power to the pimp pimp

OMG, you guys are amazing!!!

Everyone's got Limerickitis

There is a member called Bay
Who always does love to play
Just give him a call
Then throw him a ball
And he'll love you till the end of all days

Nice one Baylin, I'm gonna try and think of one about Pingu..........



There once was this member called Baylin,

He thought his handle was failin',

He changed to Pingu,

But penguins, they sue,

Now he hasn't got a pot to piss in.

*throws a ball*

*cough makeoneforstorm cough*

Now I know this young lady called Storm,

She's a little bit off from the norm,

But only in good ways,

Got nothing but high praise,

For this chick who's always on Top Form.

*cough wasdoingitasyouspoke cough*

good to see you too babe...

I already said hi!!

*runs and jumps on Paddy-Pants*

i know....i just like watching you get excited

*calms down*

brillant, absolutely brilliant.

u are the limerick diva pray diva

cheers to me lady....cheers

*is officially the Lim-D*

Oh ya

*curtsies*

I thank you

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy05.gif
Though I have no idea what I' m waving with

looks like a g-string....somebody musta had fun in the Gent Club.

naughty

naughty

Nice

There was once this chik called Syren
Who was no doubt loved by all men
She is just so cool
Makes all of us drool
She definately deserves ten out of ten!

these are fabulous!!clapping

whats fabulous?

lol! Syren these are great!

We all love that badkittykitty
She's amazing, adorable and wity
She's got class, she's devine
We all wish she was mine
But she's not which is such a great pity

I know a Canadian called Irenecanadian
Her face is so soft and sereneinnocent
But under that lookshifty
Is a right dirty duckdev
I know from the photos that I've seen!photo

We have an admin called Raz
Who washes KMC using Daz
Cos he bans those that are mean
His forum's kept clean
Adding that magical little paszazsorcerer

You stole my thunder!!!!

*cries like a five year old*

I knew this honey called White Lady,

She was gorgeous and just a bit crazy,

She's deep and so true,

Just like me and you,

This one is especially for Casey.

I did not!

I was just trying to immitate the original, and quite badly too

(immitation is afterall the highest form of flattery! )

Good comeback

Syren, the queen of rhymes thunder
To copy her would be to blunder
She'll unleash her might
And kill you with fright
Then bury you 6 feet under

Word........

you go girl .............. beet him

lol nice rhym!!