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you all wish you were so lucky as to have Bush be assassinated. He's invincible. Either that or he'll have a relative (probably son...or Edward Hung) exact his revenge.

Bush has bad intelligence.

just like you

he won't be assassinated...the curse was lifted...

Bush is Bush.

Kerry is the anitchrist

He's in my crosshairs

*get's in front of spearhead's sight* where's bush?

censoredfyou

what's the anitchrist?

Well, it will go something like this:

Bush wakes up bright and early one morning, just like he always does (11 am, to be precise. Sleeping off a hangover, you know), and goes to eat breakfast. His breakfast has been poisoned by Wolfgang Puck, who occasionally cooks for him. Halfway through his wasabi-infused korn krispies, he chokes on a large one and nearly dies. But the cunning Condoleezza Rice performs the Heimlich maneuver, and Bush is saved. He also vomits up the poisoned food he had already eaten. At this point, old Wolfgang is in the kitchen, cursing himself for not seeing it coming.
Bush goes in to brush his teeth and take a shower. The shower has been rigged to be scalding hot, no matter where the little dial thingy is turned. On a whim, Dubya decides not to take a shower after all, and unknowingly cheats death for the second time this morning.
The third round, Bush is giving a rare unscripted press conference. Positioned on the roof behind the journalists is a sniper, sent by a very fed-up CIA to kill Bush. Said sniper also plans to collect the reward for Bush's head that was offered by the Iraqi insurgents. The killer aims, he has Bush's head in his crosshairs... And fires, just as his target faints under all the pressure those damn journalists were putting on him.
So, you see, there are some fish that cannot be caught. It is not that they are faster, or stronger than other fish... Just that they are stupider.

or it's their gaurdian angel

haha TH

Actually, I think he will be, or at least have it attempted to be done. Every president in the intervals of 20 years have been assassinated or something to that extent... killed in office or w/e... plus since nobody likes Bush, he runs a bit of a higher risk....

It would of been funny if Bush vomit on Condoleezza Rice then she was the sniper.

George Bush makes me cringe....! Hes dumbass, and he shouldn't wait for anyone to assasinate him, he should go sit in the middle of the road and wait to be run over. Idiot!

the extremists who hate america enough to kill the president probably realize that keeping Bush alive would be more damaging to the country than killing him.

I don't think he's dumb... just not a very good speaker... if anything stupidity is a cover... the cunning use the masses assumptions as a strength... otherwise Bush is invincible...

your all haters

as i said before...the curse was lifted...no more curse=no more assassination. Reagan wasn't killed...he was shot, however...if he didn't die, then why would you think Bush would be killed...?

Have you even read some stuff he said

Hes a crap speaker!!

"The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur" What an idiot!

And I think he should be, cos although he is damaging America, he is also damaging the UK. Maybe just Blair should be killed, then the UK would be free.

Thing is, the two countries are doing as much damage to the everyone else as to themselves!

i will assassinate him if i had a gun...

there's an entire book like that; I shoulda gotten it, now that I think about it

But I still don't like Bush...even if Kerry is the anti-Christ...

you mean the one with all the stupid things he's said in it? I have the second version of that book, it's pretty funny

I changed my mind. The security is way to good for Bush to be assassinated.