Superhero that gets all the chicks

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LeAtHerRFace
BATMAN. He's a D..\/.D.

LeAtHerRFace
sorry Supes... when you try to hug a chick, you send them straight to heaven for hugging to hard.

VENOMfan
lol that Superman thing makes me think of Mallrats


my money is on Deadpool or DareDevil. Im sure Dart Jello can provide a crazy list of all the chicks Matt Murdochs been with

Arachnoidfreak
maybe Tony Stark. hes rich and powerfull too.

FrothByte
nah, id giv it to colossus. if all men had his powers, viagra would be out of the market.

Daywalker
From personal experience, let me say that women dig the leather. My money is on Blade

Wynndar
Human Torch

eleveninches
Mastermind. He can just hypnotise them.
Or Xavier or cable could control their minds as well. big grin

Jason420
see even Venomfan says deadpool is a pimp but i say deadpool or batman

Darth Jello
Daredevil,
and your wish is my command:
Heather Glenn
Elektra
Karen Page
Milla Donovan
Typhoid Mary
Yuriko Oyama (pre deathstryke)
Black Widow
Echo
Glorianna O'breen
Nyla
Moondragon
She-Devil

and probably more one night stands that i can't think of

unless he and widow settle down (which i really hope will happen). by 2009, Daredevil will be the rick derris (kevin smith reference) of the marvel universe, probably porking female.

the rule is this, if it's a female with some remotely moist orifice, matt murdoch has probably slept with her

VENOMfan
OMG that is my new sig

kal-el
LOL!Damn straight.Murdock is a player. Even though he's blind, he ends up with supermodel chicks!

Darth Jello
there's one website that thinks that murdock makes up for his blindness with a "voracious, insatiable sexual appetite"

VENOMfan
FLMAO that actually sounds about right

Linkalicious
OMG Daywalker sighting! eek!

Daywalker
LOL, what's up Link? I fell out of circulation for a while but I always make my way back to the forum cool

sonofasaiyan
devil I think Supes can get all the mamis. He's the quintessential superohero and the perfect man physically speaking. He's tall, goodlooking and muscular im not gay or nuthin, dont get me wrong but Supes is mos def a ladies man. devil

wuTa
gambit..he's a player

Darth Jello
sonofasaiyan, watch mallrats, you'll realize that "superman can never bang regular chicks".

or to quote brodie:
"I bet he blows a load like a shot gun right through her back"

kal-el
LOL. Brodie(Mallrats):'And what about if he could impregante her, the baby would kick through her stomach!The only woman with a suitable womb would be wonder woman'!

kal-el
Some funny shit!

sonofasaiyan
yes Darth you and kal-el have made valid points. But i think Supes can control the amount of force he normally exerts or he wouldn't be able to drive a car or use a computer or hold a baby he just saved from the clutches of the evil TOYMAN!!!!!!!!! oooooooooooooo shifty. So i think he could bang a chick now that pregnancy thing, thats anotha story.

kal-el
rtue but clark kent still doesnt posess the charisma of Matty Murdock.Chicks just dig the guy!

who?-kid
Longshot. With his luck, he gets all the women he wants smile.

sonofasaiyan
Tru kal-el but we are talking about what Superhero can get the most pie not their alter egos.

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Clark_Kent
is Bond Superhero? James Bond. he has the most women by far.

wolverine8888
bigest pimps are batman, wolverine hercules, human torch

sonofasaiyan
I just want to congratulate wolverine8888 thats the most words he spelt correctly since he was on here. Kudos nigga.laughing out loud

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tkitna
Tony Stark had more women than all these mentioned heros put together. Lets face it, he's just like Bruce Wayne except he isnt afraid of women.

tkitna
I changed my mind about Tony Stark. I'm going with Lobo!

LeAtHerRFace
LoL Lobo.

sonofasaiyan
mad I'll say it one more time, we're taliking about SUPERHEROES not alter egos. Tony Stark is not a superhero, his alter ego Iron Man is and I'm not sure what the hell Lobo is so... just give it to the Big Blue Guy. Happy Dance

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VENOMfan
pffft Northstar...maybe not

tkitna
Lobo once screwed an entire planet full of women in one comic. They were sent to 'sex' him to death. Lobo won!

LeAtHerRFace
Oh ok...

Arachnoidfreak
lmfao i remember that comic. funny shit

methinkalexahot
UM DARE DEVIL WILL GET TO FEEL LOTS OF (.) (.)
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Darth Jello
northstar, very funny... he did create history as the first openly gay superhero....
as for longshot the lucky mullet, wasn't he mostly affraid of girls? name one comics chick who would bang a super powered david lee roth

tkitna
Um,,,,,,,,Dazzler maybe!

Darth Jello
well, she was created by a record company for x-men comics to promote disco (long, sad story)

sonofasaiyan
Dayum where can I get a copy of that comic where Lobo hit all those women???? I wonder of Supes could slam all those chicks too??
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