Breasts on the matrix

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Numo
I'm gonna say because nobody else has.

When Neo comes out of the matrix in Reloaded after the burly brawl with Smith, he says a line "I don't know what he was trying to do, but I know what it felt like, it felt like I was back in the that hallway, it felt like dying."

Unless my eyes deceive me, I swear Neo or rather Keanu Reeves could not take his eyes of Trinity or rather Carrie-Ann's breasts. And he does it again in Revolutions after coming out of the matrix after seeing the Oracle.

Watch it for yourself and tell me if I'm mistaken or is Keanu obsessed with her breasts.

shake zula
maybe it was just the camera angle.

Shape Shifter
well at least we know what numo is thinkning of when he watches it haha

forumcrew
ok say you just got done fighting 100 smiths maybe youd want some rest and some lovin?

Numo
Hey I was just watching the film, minding my own business, feeling good when I noticed it, and i thought hang on it can't be in the script for him to look at them (Trin's breasts) so this must be down to Keanu.

Keanu's a breast man.

Korri
Bullsh!t!! mad

TheOne101
lol why is that bull? a man likes the boobs hey a mans got needs lol

((The_Anomaly))
LOL!!! indeed...... stick out tongue

((The_Anomaly))
and a most humorous topic i might addthumb up

shake zula
neo:

after a hard, long burly brawl with hundreds of the same guy, there is nothing better than a pair of breasts to soothe my aching muscles... it will take 8 tylenols and 4 advils to relieve my aching muscles, but it only take 2 boobies to make the pain go away...

surgeon general's warning:
staring at boobs may be hazardous to your health...

The Alpha
lolz...... Better tell Moss.

The Alpha
And I would like if you post a pic as a proof.

The Omega
(muffled grin)
Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Remember this is a 13+ forum...
I'm not sure Numo is right, but then.... I usually keep my eyes on Neo when I watch the Matrix wink

Korri
What the f**k?...

The Omega
yes And there is NOTHINg you can do to stop me... wink

Korri
you sure?? What the f**k?

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JediHDM
HEY!!! thats a new smilie...ok, maybe it isn't new, but i've never seen it before...

Korri
it aint a KMC one wink

xeous
Denial is the most predictable of human responses.

((The_Anomaly))
...but rest assured this is the 6th time we have destroyed it and we have become exceedingly efficient at it..........i got nothing...lol cool

((The_Anomaly))
but if it was me and i was keanu..i wouldent be looking at Trin's Boobs, id be looking at Persephone's boobs....... big grin stick out tongue big grin wink

xxphreakxx
hell yeah! Spandex

Korri
miffed

((The_Anomaly))
lol..... big grin cool wink

Korri
its not funny cry

((The_Anomaly))
whats not funny....Boobs? whistle

Korri
What the f**k? ...

((The_Anomaly))
big grin wink yes thumb up whistle

Korri
no

Numo
It is interesting reading your reactions. Your predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a prefound attachment to the female form, facillitating the function of procreation. Whereas the others experienced this in a very general sense Neo's experience is far more specific...the breasts.

Apropos, ((The Anomaly)) is right, I'd be more interested in Persephone's ones too.

Korri
What the f**k?..

JediHDM
I'm with Korri on this...What the f**k?

mailedbypostman
Me too!

shake zula
he said since the begining of time, men-- that's us-- loved boobies... but we-- men... or women-- prefer bigger ones...

Korri
kewl i have a following eek!

((The_Anomaly))
well then we sould start 2 factions...

the Trinibrests

or

Persephone's faction.............big grin big grin

((The_Anomaly))
ALL HAIL Persephone!!!!!! eek! stick out tongue big grin

JediHDM
...wow...this is getting almost out of control...

Korri
i think im going to be sick.....may i be excused for a second..


sick

((The_Anomaly))
go for it..we'll still have Persephone big grin wink

The Alpha
I need both of them. blink

Numo
Precisely

Korri
this is getting pervy no expression

((The_Anomaly))
ya.......and? stick out tongue

kimahri03
close the thread

shake zula
we got to pervy and back three times already before the the 5th post...

Numo
Who the hell are you?

The Alpha
no expressionblinkerm

((The_Anomaly))
lol..im suprised this one is still going on :P

Korri
messed

JediHDM
Closing...Closed.

shake zula
sorry, jedi... i opened it back up...

no i didn't

JediHDM
grrrr...

oh well, its not like i'm a mod or anything...i was giving some friendly advice...

Korri
smile

Numo
Pay no attention to these hypocrites. To deny our impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

Korri
What the f**k?...

Numo
See what I mean?

Korri
what? embarrasment

Numo
How sweet.

Mini Hiker
talk sense child stick out tongue

Numo
I hope you are not referring to me.

Mini Hiker
i was talking to the mouldy cheese slice on the floor no expression

Numo
You better believe it, baby!

Mini Hiker
hmm, yes erm

JediHDM
is this STILL open? i thought i closed this a long time ago...

Arachnoidfreak
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIESSSSS drool

shaber
Carrie anne Moss is ugly. How could he look at her and retain his lunch?

shake zula
^^^ laughing ^^^

Mini Hiker
i feel the same smile

shaber
And that "synthetic protein/amino acid" compound they eat would be the same coming up as it was going down.

Mini Hiker
laughing nice thought

The Alpha
What the hell... Korri you renamed yr account?

Korri
I DID eek!

Numo
Quel surprise!

Korri
What the f**k?..

Numo
So many cookies on this thread and nobody has discussed milk, interesting.

Korri
blink

Arachnoidfreak
AAAHAHAHAHAHA laughing Boobs, Milk Jugs!

JediHDM
seeing as how this would probably be the most appropriate thread for this joke, here goes...

What is the strongest thing in the world?

A bra. What else holds two milk factories and a man's playpen?

Numo
yes Indeed.

zombieman
I think Keanu is a closet homosexual so I doubt he was really looking at her breasts.

Numo
He's been accused of being that before but although he is not he believes that to publically deny that he is would be to say that he believes that homosexuality is bad, which he does not, it's just not his bag...so to speak.

Korri
spin on it mad

Numo
O.K. I'll bite, spit on what exactly Korri?

Korri
no not spit, spin stick out tongue

Numo
Silly, silly me. I believe the term you are looking for is: 'in your face, how do you like them apples'.

Korri
lol

((The_Anomaly))
BOOBS!!!!.

.........just to make sure were still on topic....lol

Korri
bolk sick

((The_Anomaly))
u dont like boobs?

Arachnoidfreak
I know i like boobs big grin

Mr.Matrix
T&A
don't know what that mean's then I wish you help.. after all.. the whole topic is based around 50% of 'T&A'.. lil hint there 2 wink

Numo
Yours or boobs in general?

shake zula
i just can't comprhend a single person hating boobies. if you're a man, you just like them. you look at them all the time and generally wanna do something more to them.

when you're a woman, you have to like them because they're yours. you take care of them, you clean them, you brag about them to your friends, you keep them healthy.

in conclusion, boobies are like friends... we take good care of them, we are proud of them and once in a while, when you get drunk, you fondle them... may they be yours or another's

Arachnoidfreak
laughing

((The_Anomaly))
ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Its true!!!....LOL Good job!!

Korri
what do u think messed

Numo
O'h no, no, no. It will be far more interesting if you say it.

Korri
What the f**k?

As Mini-Omega...


CLOSING!!!

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