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where were you when earth began to DIE?

considering it started dieing when men originated... didn't exist yet

^ Same here

evryone just complains all the time, nothing is really done about anything. evryting just so fricken screwed up, and no1 gives a sh**!

than why post ?

before you go off generalising that "no one does anything"... what exactly do YOU do?

I do care, I do what I can to help

sorry, not my intention to generalise, just watched the news, and it pisses me off each time! its just that no1 seems to care anymore, evryones just living for one's selfm if you know what i mean.

than don't watch the news

if you want something to be done, join a group... lots of people are trying to help out

I see, it gets me mad as well... when I hear the millions of dollars that are being spend for the war and almost nothing to save the rainforest

I hope you don't belive everything that the news said.

Where was I when the earth began to die?

I was sitting at home eating warm apple pie

But then I had to cry

because i had a stye in my eye


DAMN I'M GOOD!!!!!

*does end-zone touchdown dance*

its only now and then that i watch it. what pisses me off most is that i see big celebrations happening, that costs a hell of alot of money, millions in fact, and will be forgotten in the next day or two, and no1 stops to consider that maybe that money can go towards something more of value, something more for beneficial, something more for the good of the country, like maybe donations to underprivelegd ppl or projects like that, instead of spending so much cash on crap.

Maybe there's lots going on but we just don't know about it. You know scientists and all their...... secretness!

You my dear are TOO serious..

Life is about having a good time and enjoying yourself. Live the party while the party's still living.

well i dont tink that the news should dwell on the bad and leave out the good.

isn't that what you were complaining about?

"we live in an age of rootless alienated people''

yeh, pretty much

okies

WTF are you talking about .......... All we could F****** do is just come to the scientist beat him up and say "GROW A BIG BIG BIG FOREST!!!" and thats it + I dont really care because when the resources and forests are going to be gone I am going to be dead already.....

Every breath we take, we slowly die. The earth, however, will never die. Even if we **** it up so bad that WE all die, it will eventually revert back to its original status. You can never kill the earth

"Every breath I take,
every move I make.
Every single day,
every time I stay"
(R Kelly, I believe I can fly)

Auw auw auw!! *tries to block ears, then passes Yerssot a big piece of chocolate to make him stop singing*

SuperSayingGoku: you might not be here, but your children's children and so forth are.

Rather than believe the TV news, I believe the things connected to the things I read on KMC... that's right, folks, I believe the MOVIE NEWS! And, according to some of the recent movie news, aliens will attack the Earth in huge disc-shaped ships that look like big black 45-pound weights, and destroy some major cities all around the world, and mankind will be forced to fight for a new Independence Day... then, a rogue comet will crash through an asteroid belt, sending the shrapnel asteroids toward us, and altering the comet's course into a collision course with Earth, leading to certain Armageddon... Bruce Willis will find an alien cloned-girl to fall in love with, and try to deflect the comet's course with that Fifth Element, and if that fails, him and Ben Affleck will fly in a few shuttles, slingshot around the moon in a road-runner thrust move, and drill a hole 800 feet deep on the rock, drop a nuke, and destroy the asteroid...

Just then, the core of the Earth will start to have a meltdown, which will require a team of scientists to use what they learned from Bruce Willis, and drill to The Core of the planet in a special made drill-subterrine (like submarine, only under Earth, not under water), in order to fix the problem... unfortunately, global warming will be so bad by then, that massive storms will erupt all around the world, which will last all thru today, tomorrow, and The Day After Tomorrow...

finally mankind will be forced to search elsewhere for inhabitable planets, they will find one called Fury 8675309 but will be infected by an alien life form, then take off from the planet and send in the marines to nuke the aliens, the marines will lose, and flee and crash on a prison planet, where the aliens will finally be destroyed, but then the government will clone them and the terror will return to Earth.

Another alien species will visit the ever-changing climate of Earth, drawn by heat and conflict, first to the jungles of South and Central America, then to the jungles of South Central LA, USA, and only Arnold Schwarzenneger and Danny Glover are man enough to stop them, and send the Predators back in their time-machine space ships...

When one of those spaceships explodes just outside the Earth's atmosphere, it creates a rip in space-time, that manifests itself in the form of a storm. When one of those crew ships sent to find habitable planets returns from its mission, it investigates the storm, and gets hurtled thru time, crashes on an Earth that has been overcome by intelligent monkeys. In escaping the Planet of the Apes, the people inspire the monkeys to nuke the planet with an Doomsday Bomb, which cracks the Earth in 2, destroying the world...

... then, the Oracle and the Architect meet in the park, reload the Matrix, and try try again...

"things change... always do..."

actually, my singing has improved

Wouldn't know, never heard you sing before ...
But it was ... rather interesting ...

oh, normally it's something better than that ... still the message is great

perhaps we should sing a duet

don't watch the news

that's what I do

If we join in a duet, we'd make even the alley cats take cover

the perfect solution to get the turtles to become more active

I'm not quite sure that was God's intention with those ... we might end up in hell ...

wow! haven't even made a song and you're planning a tour

Yeah, singing to Hitler's always been a dream of mine ...

well, lets start working on a song already, the sooner we make one the sooner you can fulfil your dream

You're the poet, what do you suggest?

duets are mostly love songs,... so what about we make some hard rock to start off

Hard rock duet?? So - a kind of masochistic love song Or just first hard rock and then duet??

you do the singing, I do the guitar

or where you thinking of country?

Country!!??!! Not our task to torture the damned, they have people to do that-

I have a very weak voice * feeble cough* Can't I have the guitar? Please?

good, you passed the first tast, you dislike country

but girls always sing like in Evenescence... Espen Lin..oh wait ... got the point

I do my part of the job to stop it And if it dies I will be happy and satisfy with me

As long as the test's got nothing to do with math, I usually make it

Knew you'd get there in the end ...

I am a slow learner

I'll warm up my voice

Let's hear it, then!

that eager to go deaf?

My own singing's pretty much made me imune ...
Can you imitate Britney Spears ???? Your voice would be just perfect!!

hey, you said I can get alleycats away, doesn't mean I can drive them to suicide too

Everything begins to die when it is first made.

Was that a comment on Yerssot's singing?

I just accelerate the process

Pure miracle you've become this old yourself

Good to see you! Thought you'd be a perfect bugger and stay off line now I've finally managed to find a computer ...

I actually was offline but the movie on tv has a little commercial brake now

yeah, I never left my room, not even for dinner it made me this old

What are you watching?

So you've lived of chocolate bars always??!!!???

it's Mission Impossible, the first one

oh no, of course not silly ... also marzipin

Good inspiration for tonight's event

I'll probably never get as old as you; I really don't like marzipan Are there any alternatives?

yeah, I just need to find some cool gadgets to get to Russia with

hmmm, not liking marzipan is a rather bad thing ... You could sleep a lot and barely move, slows your aging down

Maybe you should watch some Spy Kids as well? For the sake of the gadgets and Alan Cumming

I'll try. I'm pretty experienced on the sleeping matter, actually ...

hmm, they're showing Spy Kids somewhere this week I think ... I'll keep it in mind

well, you can find out if you have to have a pillow or not for that

No pillows needed! I'm hard core

we'll see if it helps

With a pillow ??? Not convinced ..

I never had someone try it witout, so I'm not sure it will work

But ... but ... the pillow sort of creates a barrier between me and sleep

well, you can always try without, but the chances will drop

That's bad. Okay, I'll give it a try. But if my neck hurts tomorrow I'll be in a real bad mood
I can already see myself as a cranky, old lady ...

Still watching Mission Impossible, by the way?

come to think of it ... it will work without too, I'm sure
*ducks away scared*

oh yeah, almost finished

Don't worry - can't find my spoon right now ... wonder what I did with it ...

you killed an innocent person???

What makes you say that!!! I'm appalled!!! He wasn't innocent!! And now the spoons stuck in the leg. The bastard's just as big a git as when he was alive!

remind me not to get you angry *takes step back*

Then keep that hair thing in mind This guy had a terrible hair ...

*starts francticly combing hair*

Thought you didn't have much??

yeah, but the little I have has to be good, cause you'll spoon me otherwise

Stop the violence

I won't spoon you, silly! Who'd be there to carry my things for me, then?

I tried the anti-pillow-thing, but couldn't fall asleep, so I gave you back the pillow (have you found it?) Guess I'll just have to die young

yay! I found a good reason to live

sorry, the pillow-less thing is just weird to me you didn't had to try it out

And I found a good reason to go shopping some more

It served a good purpose. Now I'm already beginning to get all wrinkly : I'll soon start to tape all the anti-wrinkle commercials and watch them hungrily while eating scones and stroking an old, fat cat.

This is depressing ...

the earth beagn to die the day it was born

shoot, that wasn't an invitation to do shopping

well, you have a terrier, you can get him old and fat instead of the cat
instead of taping the commercials, why not buy the products?

Why not???? You can buy some too if you like, now you're in style therapy and all ...

Can't. I've spend all my money on feeding my cat. And my dog's already old and fat.

but than you have to be there too, in case I buy something distasteful

oooh, an old and fat dog can be really cute

I'm right there by your side, dissing away happily This'll be fun!

Indeed! And this one's the best!

up to the mall! *tries to find the batmobile*

sounds like a real cutiepie that dog

You've got a batmobile!!??!! Wooow! You're my new best shopping-partner

He is!! And if I knew how to do so, I'd send you a picture. He always looks great on pictures, lucky thing

I have three of them even

erm... if you have a digital camera, you take the pic; upload it on the pc and send it over.. if not you scan it in

Three!!??!! How did you get them!!??!!

Don't have a digital camera, don't have a scanner ... pretty hopeless.

I take over his cars after he drove with them... really cheap too

hmmm, mentally send the pic to me?

I thought he'd wear them down completely?

Good idea!! * sits crossed legged and starts humming, concentrating very hard on the mental image of a small brownish/blackish/greyish dog with big, brown eyes*

oh no, that are the test models

it's working
nice dog

You lucky bastard! You really do have connections the right places, haven't you?

Yeah, isn't it?? Unfortunately he's very old and might die pretty soon

the doctors say I have the wrong connections in my head

don't say such things, it's not good

the earth is always dying, to this i say "everything that has a beginning has an end"...lol

Doctors who prescribe yellow pills are not to be trusted.

I know. But still true

but they have been my friends for so long, who can I trust than?

I order you to have fun with the doggie and not think of any bad things involving him any longer!

Did they really make you believe that? Oh dear, I think it's good we've got all this out in the open before it was too late.

Do you give an order to the chosen one? Oh well, sounds sensible enough to me, so I'll give it a try

but ... but ... they are so nice! it can't be true

yeah, I can, it's due to the really complex structure of the chain of command that I can do that great! and laugh a lot too

I know. But it's the nice people that needs to be distrusted. Ever heard the phrase: "but he always seemed like such a nice guy"? That's what they say after he's brutally killed hundreds of old ladies and their fat cats, or, in this case, by feeding innocent people yellow pills. Mark my words, you're in danger!

Does sound complicated! Am I happy you're here to interpret all this for me! You're the best!

are you saying now that I can't trust you?

I should be best! I'm the one who invent...erm... draft people to fight our cause against the archnemesis

Of course not! I'm not nice at all

I know. Shame this mission's gonna result in you being spooned to death by evil incarnate.

ow... good you say that, you really had me fooled there *goes off to hide everything that can be killed*

have you got the spoon-vision about my death? it's the spoon-future

How much killable do you have?

Indeed I had! Right here, on the back of my spoon ... oh .. wait ..
no, that's my reflection ...

not enough, cause you'll kill them all

so, I won't die? ... but than what will happen for the finale?
how is the reflection looking?

Why do you think such things about me I'm a genuinly bad person and therefore not a serial killer. What can I do to prove it?

I don't know ... maybe if I sleep with a pillow tonight and hide my big fat soup spoon ( ) under it, I'll se the finale in a vision!

It looks sort of ... round

you said you were not to be trusted what if you're so mean that you kill all my bunnies? *scared*

I have to consult the old scripts but perhaps the Chosen One with the Spoon can get the visions without a pillow ... and the spoon is not fat... it's big

ow, I always get a square one ... how do you do that?

Oh no! I said nice people and doctors weren't to be trusted! And I'm only an evil therapist

Do that!!!

You use a round spoon, not those silly mirrors here *offers spoon*

good you cleared that up in that case *offers all the bunnies*

the scripts are unclear about it ... have you drafted all your powers yet ?

mir...rors? you mean the reflecting objects of the glass?

Ooooohhhh!!! *embraces them excitedly* They're gorgeous!!
This one's pink .. you did not dye it's hair, did you?

Not sure ... the spoons still won't bend. Neither will those screaming buggers behind me

Yes, those. You do have those, right?

I erm...well... see... the ... it's... it's like this... the bunny was born a natural pink yes... that should convince her ... born as a pinkie...

aaah, have you tried your powers out? throw spoons at those annoying buggers and kick them out

erm... no, I sold them when I was younger, before I turn 100

*looks questioningly at bunny. looks questioningly at yerss. looks back at bunny. puts it down silently next to a blue bunny, deciding not to say anything*

Good idea. *takes a particularly fa - big spoon out of handback and takes aim*

I see. Good idea

wait till you see the purple bunny! that was a real trick to get him all calm he always started rubbing it all off

you have to aim at the spot between the eyes! as thte spoonbearer you have the special power of knocking someone senseless with a good throw ... it has been prophecised

it was the beerbelley that convinced me to do that

So he wasn't born a ... purply?

I'm not sure that's the right place to hit if I want to knock this particular guy unconscious. *aims lower*

I see. What about a smaller mirror?

oh no no no, I really painted him as an eastern bunnie, but he didn't liked red so I went for purple

you don't believe in your own powers? that can't be! you're the spoonbearer! you have the power! you can take him down!

but than I have to see myself

How do you know he didn't like red? Are you a ... bunny-whisperer? We could make a film about you with Robert Redford!!

I do believe in my powers, I just don't believe in my victim so to say ...

How else would you shave?

do I get to be as popular as him than? I can even teach people how it works ... like... if they fight against being peinted, don't peint them ... that's a wise saying already

oooh! you're getting there! you don't believe in your victim! you know he doesn't exist in the spoon, clear your mind and spoon him out of the spoon... it can be done it is the prophecy...

I take a scissor and start cutting bleeds a lot but it works

I was more thinking of him playing you - but of course, you'd be the real thing and there fore so much more humane and mysterious!
Indeed it is! You're a wise man

*concentrates real hard till the idiot tumbles out of the spoon* It's done!

You need to stop bleeding as well! Here, take some of these bandages ...

yeah! I really got my character down! I know how I act and react and such and definitly can do my expressions I'm so suited for it

great! now he won't bother you again and you can have fun

but the scars are so great! it gives me a rough image

You're right! You really do look like you! Poor Redford's gonna get unemployed

I'll try my best

That image's already been shattered by that beerbelly. *pokes it*

yeah! I'm the best myself I ever saw ! and that includes the one in the mirror when I was younger

you can't try! do or do not

hey, look at my belly go ... whiiiii!

We just get better being ourselves every year I'm expecting an academy award any day now

To do or not to do, that is the question.

Oh God! That's a rather scary stomach

By the way, are we still on the train?

oooh! that's great! who will you thank? how long will your speech be?? what will you wear?? oh the excitement!

But I got another question too

it's my secret weapon to use against the archenemie, ... the ugly tummy

yeah, we arrive tomorrow morning... ready for it?

My dog, of course But it won't be a very long speech, course i'm a bit shy I haven't got a dress yet - get the batmobile, we're going shopping!

Give it to us, then, I'm sure Hamlet won't mind.

That poor archenemy, he's going down

Not sure. Maybe I should get some sleep. I love sleeping in trains
Where's that guy we're supposed to meet?

*gets the batmobil ready*
only your dog? no cat or neighbours or ... patients?

ok... why did they make green ketchup? why not purple?

he's going WAY down... he's going ... DOWNTOWN

you fall asleep in cars, you sleep in trains... is there any vehicle you don't sleep in?
at the station, so it's getting pretty close

*gets inside the batmobile and excitedly starts pushing bottons*

Did they make green ketchup??!!??

Hopefully we won't meet him till we're done shopping. I hate to be disturbed, this is an art which needs concentration.

No, I can practically sleep in any vehicle. Once I almost fell asleep on my bike and went directly into a trailer loaded with wood. Auch Trains are the best, though!

So I'll meet him tomorrow?

you can push all you want, just don't activate the parachute or the wheels get stuck

yeah, heinz made a limited edition once

oh, so if they bug you during shopping, they're gonna get spoon big time huh

I would make a joke about falling asleep on a bike but considering you got hurt and all, it's rather sad that's terrible

yeah! you have to train in the art of the spoon now!

The parach ... the one behind us?

That just doesn't make sense. How did it taste?

Indeed they are! I always bring my big fat spoon to hunt all the over excited sales assistants out of the fitting room.

That's okay. It wasn't bad. I survived Do tell the joke!

But it's such a nice day! I'll just go outside for a bit. Just for a bit...

oh dear... hang on, we'll crash *francticly starts pushing buttons to find the eject-button*

it tasted like normal ketchup... only it was green

those bastads harrassing the Spoon Bearer! I'll assign bodyguards to protect you

I forgot the joke and it would be mean to laugh at you getting hurt

okok, a small break will do,... say... two hours?

This one says eject ... wanna try?

As I said before; no sense at all.

Ooooohhh, yes, do that!! Big ones, please!

You really have gone soft on your old days, haven't you?
*hugs*

I'll need to go to work in two hours ... Can't we say I'm on holiday?

oh, ... is that how you spell it? kewl well, we could try it ... or hit a chesnut tree

more like 5 cents and no sense

that's how we cast our bodyguards: big and full of muscles... the bigger they are, the more bones they brake

You'll find out that I'm also a soft guy *hugs* don't fall off a bike again

but ... but ... training! the archnemesis!

Don't like chesnuts. Let's go for the eject! *hits botton*

But still, you ate it

Sounds good! I'm all for that!

Why so sad? Soft is good!
I'll try to stay on the bike, but I get so easily distracted.

He hasn't destroyed a city for weeks! Maybe he's on holiday too! We could go somewhere nice and warm, all of us! get to know eachother and all before we start spooning!

*quickly hits the "open roof"-button* always check the other buttons first! *holds on to seat* ... oh wait ... that was for the backseat... *pushes other eject-button* geronimoooooooooooooooooou

of course, that's cause I don't make sense

for big bodyguards or for the breaking of bones

hmmm, ever thought of those things they put on horses they have to look forward and can't get distracted?

spooning on holiday? hmmm... never thought it was possible ... or perhaps he is in that nice and warm place and we have to protec them still to that place it is! *starts marching*

Are there any parachutes attached to these seats??

You are making it way too easy to agree with you now, m'dear

Yes, but they need someone to pull the reins and keep a look out for what happens around them. I can't afford such a person.

So no more cold Russia? But sun and beach and pina colada??? This chosen one thingie is getting better by the minute!!! *happily joins the march*

wow... I erm... actually don't know that one, never had to use it ... the good thing is ...we'll know soon enough

can't help it, I always want to give people a challenge

that's ok, I'll do it for free... just give the reins and I'll start pulling already

I would go for a mojito, but a pina can always get in too *uses magical spoon-transport to arrive at the warm and sunny place* where are we exactly?

What??? What's the good thing??? Tell!!

Challenge? You really are the bringer of complete lack of logic

Oh no, I won't!! Who knows where I'd end

What's in a mojito?? ( I'm a beer and cheap wine drinker, not much sophistication )

I don't know exctly ... must be a desert island Completely untouched by humans ( except the guy selling drinks over there). I likey!!

that we'll know if it has parachutes ... if we crash and brake bones, it hasn't

ah, imagine me bringing actualy logic, that would scare the living daylights out of everyone

well, you won't end in the bushes or falling asleep like normal

a mojito is a nice lil drink that tastes like mint, haven't tried it myself yet

a desert island? but I wanted some trees and all

Well ... that was actual a very logical comment So now you've scared the living daylights out of some poor souls.

Why do I feel the alternatives aren't all that bright either?

How do you know it tastes like mint, then? Maybe it actually tastes like ... corn flakes!!!

Well, there are trees - look! palms!!!! It's just that it's ... you know ... deserted ...

woops, I hope no old geezers whatched ... they could get a heartattack

hey, the alternative is staying awake and not get hurt, I think that's a good thing

erm, cause I know how to make it and it includes mint ... no corn flakes ... or is that the special danish version?

woops, thought you ment like Sahara-like it looks great, being the SpoonBearer isn't that bad at all huh

*worriedly looks around for immobile bodies on the floor* Nope, think you made it ...

It would be - in someone else's company!! But if you're the driver I'm rather unsettled about just WHERE I'd be awake and unharmed ....

Then how come you haven't tasted it?? Oh no!!! we don't ruin good booze by adding strange things - may it be mint or corn flakes )
(speaking of Danish: I heard something about a new Danish - Dutch/ Dutch - Danish dictionary or summat on the radio. The host introduced it by saying that "finally the worlds two most ugly languages, Danish and Dutch, Will be able to understand each other". Gotta love him )

Neither is it to be the Bringer of Absolute Lack of Logic, right?

I did a quick clean-up of old geezers and threw them out of the window

that bad in trust huh? well, you would most likely end up right up next to the plates in the cupboard, isn't that nice? right there for the food

cause most of the times, I prepare the drinks for people instead of drinking it I'm not sure, but I think it's ment to have mint
(oh yeah, if you see dutch writing, it's darn bad, ... not sure about danish, haven't seen that one yet )

Oh! a new title! for me? *proud* But now I'm stressing ... I have to keep up the lack of logic

Ooooooh!!!! So strong

You'd use me as a plate??? But ... but ... I'm the SPOON bearer!

You're not sure??!!?? You just add mint for the hell of it?? Then why not corn flakes ??
Yeah, I saw something you'd written (and you used to have something in your sig, right?), and I wrote something for you on that Danish thread there once was. So - the two most ugly languages have indeed come face to face

That's okay. You can relax here. Think it's only you an me around so your image is no imediate thread ...

half of my beerbelly is actually pure muscles

yeah! if you weren't you would end up near the forks and knifes see! you got a special treatment

cause the recipy says I should add mint, not corn flakes
yeah, used to have one or two hidden messages in my sig in dutch hmmm, should bump up that danish thread again I think will it be a standoff or do we have to get even more ugly

well, there's still that guy that sells the drinks you mentioned, I definitly have to lack logic for him

It is??!!?? Is it that hard to drink??!!?? If beerbellies needs excersize I'm not sure I'll make it ...

But ... would you use me as a ... plate??!!??

Okay then. I'm not a bartender, I dare say you're the professional here.

Explain to me the word standoff, and I'll provide the answer

Hurry!! Hide between the palms so he can't see you! Then I'll get the drinks ...

oh no, you get the muscles cause you have to keep the belly up it's really easy, you have to do nothing about it

what??? using the SpoonBearer as plate??? you must be joking! that's spoonphemy!

I wish I was professional it stops at parties with friends and no pay

standoff...draw... tie... 1-1

there aren't any stingy things between the palms; right? nothing that can hurt me?

Really? you don't need some sort of belly bra or summat?

Then what exactly am i doing next to the plates??!!??

You should charge!! You put mint in and everything!! That's very professional!

So you mean - a kind of ugliness competition??

Of course not! At least I don't assume there is ... just keep an eye out for crocodiles, that'd be all I think ...

I don't think that word exists but it would make some good money I think! quick! you got to make one!

cause I tried to aim to place you next to the microwave but I missed a bit

erm, a mojito is always with mint I should charge if I put a little umbrella in it

yeah! that sort of competition... but only about the language of course, otherwise I would win hands down

oh, that's ok... I know how to disable crocodiles

I need help! I'm not a very practical person

And what the h... was I supposed to do next to the microwave??!!?

Do that!! Think I've got some ... aha! Here!!

Let's do that!!! Prepare to loose big time!!
You would?? But I think I saw your picture here .. somewhere ... and that looked very nice ...

Seen too many tv-shows with that barking Aussie, have you?

but you got to make it! you invented it

you had to sit next to the bread, you know .. danish and bread... ok... terrible joke *hangs head in shame*

ah, you'll get all the drinks, even with umbrellas for free

hehe, I got the dutch on my side, you got vikings, it's ... oh...wait... I see your point
I see you have the advantage over the pic, dare to make it a draw?

no, it's a Bond quote

That's just it! I'm better at inventing than bringing to life, so to say.

I'm just so happy I never ended there!

Are we reviving the thread then?
Draw? Want me to be the judge of that?

Of course.

and I'm better at dreaming than bringing ideas to life how can that belly-thingie me made now?

yeah, imagine you fell into the jam that would have ruined it

sure, but I don't know danish
you'll say no, I guess

you could have guessed that

Maybe we can sell it as an idea? If we wrap it up nicely ...

Oooohh!! Sticky! wet! Someone'd just eat me

Yes, you do! You've understood all that nonsense I've thrown at you! Me, on the other hand, is not all that good at Dutch ... but I'll learn!!

What makes you say that??!!?? I just don't want the sole responsibility for that ... darn ... if I only had a scanner ...
need to take a look at your picture again, you look like such a nice guy (strangely enough)

Yes, I could, but I do try to think as little about James Bond as possible