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today in AP Bio, we enter class, teachers not there...some lady comes and says sit down and just read ur books...so we do. last 5 minutes of class, our teacher comes in, he says "Make a 3 dimensional Fish...due monday" bell rings


WHAT THE ****??!?!?



does anyone know or have any ideas on what i should do??

I'm thinking you should makr a three dimensional Fish that's due on Monday.

i think that also...but out of WHAT!

paper?
clay?

wtf!?!?

omfgggg! That's too funny!

Buy a gold fish and bring it in

Hell it'd be hella hard to make it out of clay. I'd say paper and look up the sketch of one on a search engine.

The AP Bio exam is on monday

Don't forget to bring your 3D fish

Get a goldfish and paint it and say you made it.

LMAO

no u cant buy anything. he said "make" it

lol but all great ideas

take in a printed picture of a 3D fish

i dunno.

i dont think he wanted a picture. he said like create/make a 3d fish...concrete object i think

concrete...like paper mache

Dude...Origami fish...it's easy!

get a goldfish and use it as a mould to make a clay model

YEAH!

Just take the goldfish, and cover it in clay, so it looks like a fish, but the teacher couldn't tell it was actually a real fish.

that would be so cool

Not for the fishy, he is going to die

But still!

For us it would kick ass!

I think the origami is the best idea OR
make a 3D fish in your computer! Save it on a disk and give it to your teacher on monday

Yeah, origami is the best and easiest route.

Take a real fish Kill it by Slitely poking it with a stitch then just put perfume on it so it wont smell and then color it so it wont look real!!

Get some wire, make a "scaffold" type thing in the shape of a fish, cover it with paper mache, paint it.

Too hard.

DR> good idea but wtf is a scaffold??


and oragami is too simple. i know my teacher. he wants "complexity"

Tell your teacher to suck your balls if he wants something complex.

And hell, if you get a C on it, it means you're average, so that's nothing to scoff at.

well you know just make like a frame thingy out of wire that looks like a fish... Like outta chicken wire... The kind with the little hexagons...

Find a nice stick, paint a couple of eyes on it, then say it is your artistic impression of an abstract 3D fish from the nth dimension...

so far my options are paper mache or with wires.

To quote Comic Book Guy "Best idea ever."

I think you should try to make a big one using Origami

and then cover it with paper mache and paint it. That way it'll be stronger, and it will be colorful too.

Make a barracuda, that would kick ass.

LOL
alright can u guyz at least post a pic of the type of fish that would be interesting to make.

and i dont know how to make an oragami (huge) fish. any help?

i say u skip skool on monday........call ur friends up later and ask them wut happened in classs today and wut type of fish ur teach wanted.....i would do that....

nah im not gonna cut off my balls and do something like that. my teacher is an ass...he will email me and say that ill have to do extra if im absent on that day.

trust me...he's the demon within.

ANY kind of fish? I really like discus fish... They're so beautiful...

http://users.onvol.net/48065/discus/discus4.jpg

http://users.onvol.net/48065/discus/discus9.jpg

1 - Cut out 3 copies of nice fish picture of a fish, preferably double sided picture if you can manage that.
2 - Cut the tail off 2 of the copies - These are your outside pictures.
3 - Cut 4 short strips of paper folded in half, and then 2 longer strips folded 4 times in a concertina.
4 - Take the longer strips of paper and stick one on each side of the picture with the tail.
5 - Then stick the other ends of the longer strips to the same place on the fish pics with out tails. (you should have now three fish pictures all parallel with strips of paper sticking them together)
6 - Now using the short strips stick the noses and back ends of the fish pictures together leaving the tail of the middle picture to extend out the back.
You should now have a kinda artistic 3D fish (I would have posted pictures to explain what I ment but I'm at work so... erm... tough!).

1. You build the armature or skeleton for your fish out of chicken wire. Cut fins and tail out of poster board and tape them into place.
Due to the flexibility of the chicken wire, it' s very easy to bend it into this shape. (*)

2. Cover the armature smoothly with layers of paper mache and let it dry.

3. Color the fish with paint. It would be easier to give it a first layer with white paint on which you can draw a pattern in pencil. Lacquer the fish if you want to make it shiny.

And tada :
(I loved to do this in highschool and I still love it now )

http://www.art-ickles.co.uk/UK/THUMBS/PUK588.JPG
http://www.art-ickles.co.uk/UK/THUMBS/PUK044YELLOW.JPG

And this is chicken wire. http://www.vnwg.com/fullsize/tool_chicken_wire_z.jpg

good info thanks

That's what I meant when I said my first idea

just didn't explain it as well

thanks (everyone)

Guys no this is all wrong what you got to do is take a hamster murder it then draw gills on it and put on a fish costume on it and then your teacher is like "Wow nice work your 3d fish has organs!!!.


AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

too late im almost done. looks pretty...****ed up

it looks funny. its a fat ass fish. its really fat. i made it out of paper mache.

Take a picture and post it!

ill try.

ill paint it today and tonight ill take picture

its fat

OMFG!!!

my project ****ing ripped apart...the bottom part just AHH!~!!

i gotta start all over

sorry to hear that

just take a REAL fish in

that's torture!

not if it's already dead!

oh, so it's ok to kill it instead of torture it?? that's rude!

but what if it had been killed for food anyway?

than it's not fresh anymore

freeze it?

you want to kill and freeze a fish? you're not the real cermie!

fish frighten me!!!

so you want them all dead??

nope

you're being weird like always

i'm sorry

ok done now its drying.

you murderer! I'll sue cermie too

cermie: most of the fish you'll find at a fish place are headless, that won't help much

HH: I can't wait to see this sorry excuse of a fish

*waits patiently*

i still have to paint. ill post pic soon.

cry HURRY UP!!!

We want to see the fish!!!

you'll sue me!!??

yeah, just to annoy you

well..........who'll be your lawyer?

I'll represent myself

Like Dale Gribble did in "Dale Gribble vs Manitoba Tobacco"

or Homer Simpson when he ran over the Queen

No sueing- how abou you make a diarama! remember those? Youo could make to halves of the fish (in 3D paper/ clay/ you figure it out) and then you can put them together....when you separate the two fish halves, you can have a dagram of the fish innards!! gills connected to lungs, brain, heart, skelletal framework etc. It will be brilliant....whoooo..hhahahah... a masterpiece or a diarama

just don't use a van

he already did it

or at least I hope he did because he said it was due Monday

i finished. honestly i cant take pic cuz ima bit busy with homework and the project is at school. but the teacher will give it back in a week or two

be patient you bastards!!

Oh, I'm plenty patient. Calm like a bomb.

Genius^^

oh hey hock dude I think you'd like the lyrics to that song: (rock song ) (no it's not a typo the guy pronounces it "tha" instead of "the"... and that's how they write it in the little booklet thing)

My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein
And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard

What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
Calm like a bomb

This aint subliminal
Feel the critical mass approach horizon
Tha pulse of the condemned
Sound off Americas demise
Tha anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Yes I spit fire
Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of empires
Yes back through tha shanties and tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry, uh-huh
With different last names, uh-huh
The vultures robbin everyone
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point here at home
Yes the pictures tha same
Theres a field full of slaves
Some corn and some debt
Theres a ditch full of bodies
Tha check for the rent
Theres a tap, tha phone, tha silence of stone
The numb black screen
That be feelin like home
And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard

What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?

Calm like a bomb

Theres a mass without roofs
A prison to fill
Theres a countrys soul that reads post no bills
Theres a strike and a line of cops outside of tha mill
Theres a right to obey
And a right to kill

VERY NICE

i like that

I thought ya would

Rage Against the Machine are lyrical geniuses...