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pimp Welcome All Fellow Pimpmeisters.

*walks in* what's this, another wannabe

hi

SH!T SOn I'm now wannabe.

i am no pimp, but i will stay awhile.

Good,Good,'ts all good at the Pimp's Club.

excellent. where are all the ho's?

999 out of 1000 times thy show up sooner or later.

*walks in* wrong club!

gimmee a stank ass chicken head ho.

*walks back in, goes over to RJ and slaps him...HARD!*

For one i am not a Ho, and two im not giving you anything! .........
not in this club anyway

Yo yo yo

Wassup my homies!!

Im da illest pimp ever dawg!!!

*leaves .......... again*

yo yo yo
get this pimp a ho

i didnt call you a ho. i never asked for someone to give me you.

wheres all of da b*tches at?

dunno.

ho ho ho

and a bottle of rum.

I'm of the opinion that anyone who thinks being a "pimp" is cool or something to aspire to be is probably about the biggest loser I've ever met in my life.

This thread is pathetic...and i expect nothing but male loners to hang out here.


Except The Force of course...he's KMC's resident Pimp

then why are you here?

You's open a club without the blessing of one of the local bosses....

rifle
rifle
rifle

i am just passing through.

"Thats right keep movin...." *tosses grenade into the remaining rubble*

gonna nail me a toothless crack ho first.

"Hold fire let the man do his essentials"

*nails toothless crack whore*

*Continue fire* that'll maybe teach you's all to file for permits

*catches std*

No,No,No Link you got the whole inpression of the whole thing. Most of us don't actually think we are pimps. I think of it as a joke. I mean I actually don't consider myself a pimp. I just thought it would be pretty funny to see what would happen to this thread.

right on, home skillet

Lol that....that was pimpOlicious. I made up that word. YAY!!

but it sounds like pimple, anyways it's cool

no, you have to make the O sound strong so it doesn't sound like pimple say it like pimp OH licious

hahahaha, u guys are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! can there be girl pimps.....or is there a diff name for that............not that i could ever be cool enough to be one!!! lol

pimps are a rare breed.

Lol.... But as my Man Jigga man Jay Z said,"Ladies are pimps too go on brush yo shouldas off".

*robbie's pady-wan pimp*

y there are so many pimps?
what is supposed to be nice about being one?

money, cars, women.....hm yea must suck being a pimp

am i not getting the word pimp right?

i guess not!

being a pimp, having to look after all those nasty ho's...not for me.

HUH

thas messed up . be the good pimps that are gay and sell guys

Fo shizzle dizzle...

my nizzle

BloomBabyGirl is off the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle forizzle dizzle

I rule rules Bloomizzle forrizzle up in the big snoop dizzle

* puts on bling blings and cocks hat sideways * BloomBabyGirl is in dis hizzle fa rizzle, yall b!tches cant touch her. She be ridin on dem 24's through da hood. Was that a good black person immpersonation?

holla *pulls a negro and staeals all ur blingage while yelling evrything tastes better on a cracker

Yo b!tch! Dont make me bust a cap in yo ass wit dis 22. biatch * sags pants and makes hair into cornrows * That really wouldnt look right

*hands him do rag and bling and bows down to his superior white pimpness*

* puts on bling blings * Malibus most wanted b!tch

mali booty baby!

we shoudl make a thread where me n u can be as pimp as possible andd use any "izzle" words

I like fine black women such as yo self, may I have a snack or the whole kitchen? ( you'll get that only if you have seen that movie )

I would but we would get bashed like crazy

Senetor ____ fo rwhores and Bitches

Unlike white people, we black people are far more aggresive when it comes to girls. * grabs BloomBabyGirls ass without even talking to her for that long * Yall white people cant do dat

i have a big black ass so watch out

Its so fine droolio Like my escalade on dem 26 inch rims

pimp my ride b!tch!

Ask X to da Z biatch. My ride is already as pimped as it can be

. ima cop taht ride...er...i mean..hey daddy lemme get a ride in yo b!tch

Ight you fly ass b!tch ( I think thats a compliment in this language ) hop in my ride and lets rotate deez tires

holla black youngain~!

Yeah holla Well I's gots to go so Ill see yo fine ass lata

pse out hommie