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well wut do u think?

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I think I already did this joke, although with a different character. I suppose Jesus would win, but I don't know what Marvel's stand on Christian theology is.

I also think that I'm going to go and sulk that people laughed at your thread but not mine.

Hmmm, Stan Lee calls Galactus a "demi-god" you know? So then it must be a pagan theodicy.

Uh..............well the real question we need to ask ourselves is...'Which can make instant wine?'

And there's your answer

ARE YOU AN ANTI-CHRIST?

holy f*ck, what is your problem? it was a joke, it doesnt mean spider venom is the anti-christ. lol, it was pretty funny the first time i saw it

I have to go for Apoc on this one.

well i would say the son of god will win

Hahaha, nice thread. I'm going to give this one to Apoc, he's more powerful. But if he's smart, he is not going to mess with Jesus, because his father could get angry .

I know it's a bit off topic, but did you see the Jesus v Satan episode of south park.

that's not off topic at all....That's just god damn hilarious.

i stopped watching south park for about a year, and one night i was at home alone so i decided to watch it. OMG i feel in love with that show all over again. it was beyond funny.

yaaaa that was awsome that epsisode and no im not anti-christ im actually catholic and i thouight it was funny to docould u blame me for doing that??

Great match spider-venom. Apocalypse is supposedly invulnerable, while Jesus Christ can perform mircales. Since Apocalypse is a job and always will be, he'll never win - especially against someone like Jesus. However, I'll give this to Apocalypse anyhow - he needs a win against an uber-baddass powerhouse. And who's more of an uber-badass than Jesus.

Characters in DC include God, Lucifer and the Archangel Michael, but do they have jesus as a character as well?

lol Apocolypse as there never was and there never will be a Jesus figure. The bible is just a family story book passed down by thousands of generations.... its the truth.

hmm... i think a greater match would be apocalypse vs. archangel michael. not the DC michael but the biblical version of angel michael. he's supposed to be close to 9 feet tall and travel at extremely fast speeds (almost omnipresent). heavily muscled, and radiates the power of GOD.

The DC version of michael would obliterate apoc with the slightest thought.

Euhm, I know this is off topic, but I still feel like I have to correct you : Jesus HAS existed, that's a fact. He has been mentioned in old (Roman) reports/letters.

Another thing: the bible has not been passed down by thousands of generations. All the generations were long long dead when the first Bible appeared. And it wasn't thousands of generations, at most 50-60.

k 1st....No religious talks.

2nd there is no proof that Jesus was anything other than a man. His "miracles" on the bible cannont be proved so they should be considered a LIE until proof can be found.

Lastly....No religious talks....it's in the Forum Rules.

ok Jesus has a beard who fights a guy with a beard? that just dosent happen

In DC/Vertigo comics, Michael and Lucifer are Gods children, but does the DC universe have Jesus as gods son?

It wouldn't absolutely shock me, but I've never heard Jesus mentioned as existing. And Morpheus mentioned that other than God, Lucifer may be the most powerful being in the universe, so if he does exist in the DCU, Dream apparently doesn't credit him with being as powerful as Lucifer. Or maybe I'm reading to much into an off-hand comment.

Well, in the DCU, God is dead, and Lucifer has created his own multiverse to rule over. He is using Michael's illegitimate daughter to banish all immortals from his new multiverse (including God's widow), and is planning the end of the world.

holy shit that sounds cool lol.

Did I say something religious ? I just said that Jesus has been mentioned in old reports, nothing more. That's history, or is talking about history against the forum rules ? Don't said a thing about miracles or that he is or isn't the son of God or whatever.

It's you who's claiming his miracles can't be proved => I would call that religious talks. I only mentioned a historical point of view, not a religious one.

Miracles can't be proven. There, I said it, and I'm right.

Jesus wouldn't fight him. Instead Apocalypse would create overwhealming odds to beat Christ and those things would destroy him

jesus all the way dude all though jeusus can die but he can resurect himself .......idk ...would be a great figh

jesus wins being he is real and apocalspe is fake. plus jesus is the son of god he could probally send him to hell.

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Originally posted by Magee
lol Apocolypse as there never was and there never will be a Jesus figure. The bible is just a family story book passed down by thousands of generations.... its the truth.
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you really sound informed on the subject
yea the fact that there was a Jesus or YESHUA BIN YOSHOAH (Jesus son of Joshua) which i think was his real name back then since they dont have a 'J' consenant in the language of Aramaic...and it has been proven countless times over that the person did exist, due to Roman and Hebrew records that are just as credible as any others we have...by your logic one could say the Egyptian Empire never existed, or that China is only 200 years old...followed by the FACT that thousands of generations would equate to a much longer amount of time than you had in mind...hmmm thats two very ignorant comments, there goes your credibility on the subject.
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Originally posted by Linkalicious:
2nd there is no proof that Jesus was anything other than a man. His "miracles" on the bible cannont be proved so they should be considered a LIE until proof can be found.
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just because it cant be proved doesnt mean its a lie, u have to prove its a lie if u want to call it one...we cant even prove that George Bush was elected president, yet soldiers are getting killed in Iraq, you can't personally prove that we dont even live in a heliocentric or geocentric universe...u can look something up in a book and regurgitate it...sounds familiar to someone quoting the Bible

I would say Jesus would win....then he would forgive Apoc, then Apoc would turn good and wander the Earth helping people, like Jules in Pulp Fiction.

my post isnt intentionally "religious" i was just arguing with some peoples' logic and philosophy...i didnt even really state any opinions, except for the one about Jesus winning...i apoligize if i offend anyone

wow Wynndar even though that was incredibly long and incredibly hard to understand i think that what you said is very educated
and smart and ...how did you know all that stuff about aramaic and no j or something but ...i think your correct about what you said jesus all the way

jesus would walk up and tear the paper to shreds

this thread is just... odd....

how could apocalypse win? i mean, just look at his name, its apocalypse... hrmm... "Revelations" ring any bells? If you are giong to pit a biblical figure against somebody in comic-verse, you might as well accept all that comes with the character, in this case prophesies, son of God, etc. Seeing all the prophecies about him and the apacolypse, i'm guessing it shouldnt be too hard to figure out an answer...

jesus would win. he can't be killed.

Dude... Jesus would just fly up into the air and blast apocoylpse with his jesus beams of absoloute righteousness. He'd then land and turn a couple gallons of water into wine and have a kick ass after party.

Jesus is God. He can do anything. He could destroy Apocalypse and make everyone forget that he even existed just by blinking.

Jesus is ****ing metal. He'd just whoop Apocalypse's ass at Street Fighter and call it a day.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-08-04

So true.

totally

apocalypse dude, jesus didnt even stand a chance against mere mortal jews


ne way no religion

have you read, or even HEARD about Jesus's death? He said with a single word he could call down an army strong enough to easily destroy the world. Then in revelations it says that he is stronger than hundreds of those armies. Really, i think he could handly apocalypse, and ESPECIALLY the jews...

Jesus was killed at the hands of mortal Jews only becuase that's why He came to earth for.

exactly (well, partially, but of the sake of agruement its close enough, lol)

Jesus easily with like a blink.

No doubt about it Jesus. Your talking about a guy that can make 2 fish and 5 loafs of bread a meal for 1000 ppl.

Strictly speaking, he was killed by the Romans.

The Jews arrested Him in the first place and the Romans took care of the rest. So Jesus was killed by everyone (?)

"No doubt about it Jesus. Your talking about a guy that can make 2 fish and 5 loafs of bread a meal for 1000 ppl."

Maybe they feasted upon one scale and crumb each.

-AC

Jesus actually fed 5000 people (and that # just included the men), and there was enough left overs to fill 12 baskets of whole fish and whole loaves of bread.

pfff jesus makes nearest lake into wine, apoc gets realy drunk, passes out, wakes up in sunday school in a dress...

Man, you all are totaly insane to say that A-poc could defeat Jesus. Jesus is like the king and shit who make tornado's when he sneezes,and rain when he cries. I mean really man Jesus is the shit. He wouldnt defeat A-poc, he would convert his black heart into a warming glow with his words. this thread is pointless, i think we all know the only being strong enough to beat Jesus is Bruce lee. Even then Bruce needs some nunchuks to ensure victory.

This isn't appropriate for a comic book versus forum.

im pretty sure that because of this thread, we will all go to hell

You're wrong, the only thing that can beat Jesus's beams of ultimate righteousness are Moses' pillars of flame.



I was going to hell anyway, who wants to take the cab with me? I've got candy!

i like candy

then climb into my cab...

my momy says not to go in the car with stangers........ but shes not here

just comics guys

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