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If there really is a God, then make my bedroom light go out!

I knew God wasn't for real.

*poof*

Its one of those situations when WTF is inevitable.

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Its one of thosse TH situations where a joint is inevitable!!!

yes He's real, cause he knew that you would test him. "Thou shalt not Test the Lord your God"

Oh, now you've done it TH, there is Force on the loose!!

You didn't specify when you wanted your bedroom light to go out. Therefore, when you turn it off tonight, that is where you will find your proof of God.

Plus...I don't think God wastes his time on the KMC forums.

Yeah, well, my light just went out. I'm now a believer.

correction, force and angel

stupid hethans just messin peeps

. . . . . .

Well, I am really Jesus.

so then who is gandalf?

No way TH you liar!!!!

admit it...you're just the guy that washes Jesus' socks and re-applies white shoe polish to his '91 air jordans. (he loved that model )

well, then who is morgan freeman?

or you could buy a clapper.

If there really is a god, why can't there be 2 of them. Or maybe a whole load of them

I think there is.

There is Zeus/Jupiter/Thor/Ra depending where abouts in the world you are or what you chose to believe in, and then there is a bunch of other smaller gods

I'm too dumb to prove there is one or more, or to disprove one or more

I'll give it more though when I'm older

because you can't clone TH.

what happend to the no religion rule??

and there is a God . . . I don't understand why anyone would waste there time asking Him to "light up there bedroom."
That's just stupid. I wouldn't even do that!

If there is a God then magicaly transport me out of my school right now and then put me on a nude beach

I think it would be cool if somebody named their child 'God'.
Maybe in the future it might just be another commonly used name.

it's already a commonly used word........

My God would light up my room, cook me breakfast, and iron my boxers...

oh for God's sake

Im still waiting :

And the name for like god is like heyzeuas or something i think

heyzeus is (i think) the original greek pronounciation of Jesus (most european languages pronounce the J as an H).

It doesnt work TH ive tried it

i keep asking him to bring me Neo...he hasnt answered my prayers yet

Nothing unusual, there are many people called Joshua, and Joshua is Jesus in Hebrew.

i found ma Milla!

jesus isnt god though...that is a cool idea just to name your kid "god"...it be worth it just to know how many people your gonna piss off

And lots of people in south america are called jesus

i think people in south america name there kids jesus but u pronounce it hey zeus

*prays some more*

hey Zeus

they pronounce it hesus because their language pronounces the letter J as an H.

that kid will get the piss taken out of them so much though

all kids get the piss taken out of them for one thing or another.

i wouldnt mind being called god

But korri's so much cuter

Well, my name is michael, which literally means 'godlike'

not as nice as Link

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AHH!!!

I am jealous, Lil' B....

Thank you my dear!!! hug

is that Lil B i spot!

O LAY!

Awwww no need to be...here I have some smilies for you too.

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It is indeed Lil B!!



lil b is in the house!http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy05.gif

aww..

say, since this is the OTF... and there is hardly modding here...does the rule of "no politics nor religion" still stand or is this a thread where we can all create some havoc by bashing people's beliefs?

*gets sledgehammer ready*

yerss....evil boy

dude he's not a genie

that sucks

well, there goes my three wishes

i want 3 wishes

oh well, one came out already

only 2 left?

no, still 3

then make a genie thread

good

that's a bold new idea

i want 100 wishes

i'll be Force the pimp genie

give me everything i ask for

If we're talking about the Father gods alone we have Zeus, Jupiter, Lugh, Ra, Odin (not Thor), Izinagi, Izinami, and many others that even I don't know. Plus there are the demi-gods, lesser gods, mythical creatures, and all that jazz

Neo is the only god i worship.

um ok

you wanted to be a genie

this is good practise for you

so this way i can work my magic fingers

it depends on the posts

actually i just thougth about that *shudders*

you're not allowed?

Closing.

Anything having to do with God seems to offend people these days.