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I'm not a very good cook. In that case... who's up for dinner at my house??

me

O.O got ketchup?

i'll bring the wine.

We've got very much ketchup, but not enuff wine.

Me bring cheese

Ketchup and pizza!

Uh, what about Vodka?

we already drank all the vodka...

*holds up Vodka*

That sucks... Well, I know she'll never run out of ale!

NEVER joke about that kinda thing, SS!
Ketchup and burnt pizza, you mean, Tari.
I'll have fettucine alfredo. And ale.

Your pizza can BURN IN HELL!

well i like pizza, is there any left?

it is already burnt

i no, but u cant really tell if ur drunk now can u?

I know that. My pizza can also burn in the oven. It would be a lot easier and more convenient.

I'm not drunk

true true!

i had pizza just now.

lol I had tacos

i never said u where!?!?!?!?!

WHAT!! OMG, you need an ambulance!
I know, drinking is uncool, but it's just so much fun to spin around in circles and play drunk!

Okay, menu for today:
cheez crackers, ham sandwiches, chicken strips, and burnt pizza with your choice of ale, vodka, or wine.

And if ya don't like that, go ahead and have a food fight.

Oh, and don't forget the ketchup.
Bring your own plate, because I broke all mine just trying to set up lunch today.

o.O men...

What men?

Oh, yes, we can have those too.

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thros a piece of burnt pizza at drunk_nazgul*

we men are pigs....sad, but true.

Ouchie! Burnt sausage in my eyes! Aiih! Get them out!

*flings wineglass at Sadly*

Red wine was always the most vengeful!

*hides*

Why hide? I brought enough ketchup to mess up everyone's dinner clothes!

aww u poor thing