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If turtles were not just mythical creatures of fantasy and actually existed in reality, what would you do with them?

What the hell? .

I dont know what to responed.

i think he accidentally qwouted

turtles are real.

Right, and so are horses. Crazy lune.

i saw a turtle at the zoo

Do you mean the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles?

yeah them. Everybod knows they exist, we just didn't tell you.

Lure them out of the sewer with pizza thats how I met them.

Pizza, Pizza

someone belives that turtles are real.

Turtles are real. We had one brought into where i work last week. AKA Sea Turtles.

Do you guys honestly think they aren't real??

I know they're real.

i just sat on one....

Fine then, if they are so real, post a pic of one. Make it good because we'll be able to tell that doctored shit. I'm telling you, turtles are mythical creatures that don't really exist.

yes there are real turtles

yes, exactly wat i'm thinking!

these dont exist

these do

Turtles being real is just bizzare Myth. I mean...its so bizzare i cant even imagine what it would be like having one, let alone what id do to them.

rolleyes1 Sheeeeesh!

oh...i give up

no offense but this thread is kinda retarded

you noticed that too?

If turtles were real I would stroke them all day long It's a shame that they aren't

Come now, who said turtles aren't real??

If there's one thing I've learnt in this life, it's faith. If you haven't got that, what the darn-diddly-arn have you got?

Quite a lot

what about the tortoises?

Turtle Power!

Splinter will show you the way.

Of the rat.

the way of the turtle

Turtles shuld be eaten

they are

Like...eaten to extinction

they will be soon if people keep eating them

EAT THEM FASTER!

Faster, faster, faster.

I..er...they, are going as fast as they can

C'mon people!! We need all the turtles gone by sundown

Put them in radioactive slop with a rat, give them all martial arts backgrounds and let them be an unstoppable crime-fighting team.

Shredder ruled!!!!

I know. Metalhead was killer, too. I never really liked Bebop and Rocksteady. Thought they were dumb.

The first NES game for the TMNT was hard. That stupid underwater level with the bombs you had to defuse.

Splinteer would woop Shredders ass to the rat infested sewers and back

Shit man, I haven't played those original games in forever, I loved them.

I know. Me neither. I dont even have that game anymore. I should go pawn shop hopping this weekend.

I don't have mine either.

I still have my NES somewhere though.

I also played the ones on SNES.

Turtles in Time was cool. my brother and I played it religiously. We tried the one for X-Box too, but it was an abomination to the sacred name of Ninja Turtles. Much like the new series.

I've never seen the new series, or tried the new game.

The only TMNT I watched was the original series and the movies.

I used to have over 200 TMNT figures and vehicles.

Dude, I had the technodrome until my brother broke it.

..........

Kick your brothers ass for me.

The original TMNT was so cool. I used to have loads of the toys. I always thought Krang was a bit wierd though.

As preposterous as it sounds - if turtles were real, and could talk, they'd probably say something like this...

donatellodonatello
TMNT Rocks !!!!donatellodonatello

What the f**k

Krang was cool! He talked really funny. His (was krang a male?) voice fluxuated so much.

And..

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=293308

this is so stupid...not tmnt.......they kick ass!......turtles are real n hu ever dznt believe r retards

I cant remember what Krangs robot was called.

I Can't think of the name either...I need blood to the head wallbash

Shredder was really cool, even though he was a total loser. I think he lived in the technodrome or something.

Thats right, that was the place. But what was the name of crangs robot.

Did it even have a name?

not sure about the name of krangs robot.

What was your favourate episode?
I liked the one where Shredder and Splinter switch bodies.
I also liked the one with the military robot (I think the episode was a rip off of the film 'short circuit')

REAL TURTLES? Where can I find these so called REAL turtles?


Anywas, Krangs robot, from what I can remember, did not have a name.

If turtles were real we could give them surfboards and glasses.
yay go alvin we love ya man and we dont care if youre not real

I will prove to you people They are real...I will go to NYC (its only a few hours from my house) and go in the sewer, and use pizza as a trap.

I wouldnt do that. It's a waste of good pizza. I'd end up eating the pizza before I got to NYC

true, I need to re-think my plan

I know... I will find April O'Neil, she has to be in the phone book

what about the tortoises? and the terapins?

They are not real

NOOOOO!!!

why did you have to tell me that.

I guess that soon you'll be telling me that santa isn't real either

what about the tooth fairy?

If it makes any difference, adleast we have the toothfairy, the easter bunny and sober Irishmen.

no santa or easter bunny.

While Im telling the truth there is no such thing as bigfoot...wait a minute, yes there is.

Loch Ness Monster? Is it real?

I have 3 pet turtles, Mr.winkey, Smeagol, Deagol

XD i poked a baby turtle in japan

"Are they real?"
"I dunno..."
"*Poke*...AARRGGHHH IT MOVED!"

Yes, but it's real home is in canada. People are just looking in the wrong place

Heres a question, am I real...

how does one define real?

Who defines one fake?

yes, it suposedly lives in lake ogopogo

good, I am not the only one who knew

Bullcrap. Look at that picture of those turtles (pg 2). You see those holes in their shells? That is where they were stuffed. They are fake turtles because turtles do not exist.

Slipknot- you have some imagination there.

Its the truth

Well, some people believe in God, so you should let him believe in turtles if he wants to.

Who is the 5th turtle (on the pic on page 2)?

I'll ask my stuffied aminal turtle if he's real, then get back to ya.

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