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Just come in and post a question. Nothing fancy. State a round-about episode identifier, please. And dont cheat and put the DVD's on.

Question: What was Lois' extra perk to the Moat in episode 1.

It kept the Dark Knight away.

Name three things Stewie have damned (ex: "Damn you, Mop n' Glow!"

brocolli, lois, ummmm i dont no any other.

brocolli, louis, and brian

Finish the quote:

Chris: Dad, whats a blow hole for?
Peter: _________________________?

I forget...damnit.

Should I answer it?

Nah, wait for more people to look it over.

Sounds good.

Usually I wait a full day to 3 days then I'd answer it and come up with a new trivia question.

"Nobody gonna take my car, I'm gonna race it to the ground!
Nobody gonna beat my car, its gonna break the speed of sound!"

Sorry, listening to Deep Purple.

where is the twinkie factory?

One question at a time please.

Naddick

i think thats how it went

On the commentary, yes. But, during the show, like this:

Chris: Dad, whats a blow hole for?
Peter: i cant tell u what its not for...and when that time comes, you will understand why am never allowed back at SeaWorld.

But, well done. WuTa, give us our next question.

Or should I?

nah i got it.....what does Quagmyer do fo a living?

Works for an airline. A pilot, I believe.

thats correct

Un-airred episode. 2-part question

1) What did the salesman try and sell Peter?

2) What did the salesman say that convinced Peter to let him in their house?

i have no idea..the only unaired episode i know about is the one were Peter tries to make kris jewish

This isn't about trivia, but has anybody realized that the character's CHINS in Family Guy look like men's testicles AKA balls.

yup...theres ons episode where Peter is rubbin his chin and it his chin falls in his hand.... he looks at and goes what the hell are u doin up her than he puts his chin/balls back in his pants

It is the same episode. The 'If you wish upon a Wienstien" episode. I will give this a few hours, and if it is not answered by then, I will answer them both.

ok....i thought max weinstein was an accountant or somethin... r u sure he was a salesman trying to sell Peter somthin...i thought he was an accountant and knocked on peters door to use his phone coz his car broke down.....well peter let him coz he's jewish and he wanted chris to be succesful and pete thinks all jews are succesful so he tries to make kris jewish...thats how i remember that episode

Remember the first thing Peter and Max did when Max became his 'accountant?' They went to the salesman to get Peters money back. Is it all coming back again?

Nothing?

Okay.



I will just, to the best of my knowledge, quote this part of the episode.
S- Salesman
P- Peter

S- I am here to sell you something every house should not be without; VOLCANO INSURANCE. Now after speaking with my Uncle, who is a real wiz with Volcanos... A Volcano is headed this way.

P- (to himself) I, too, have an Uncle. Come in.

That answers the trivia. Later on, same scene...

P- I dont have $200!
S- What about that jar of money?
P- Thats Lois' rainy day money!
S- It never rains in Rhode Island.
P- I am pretty sure we've never had a Volcano, either.
S- (Pauses) Don't you think we are overdue for one?
P- Touche, salesman.

New Question...

First Episode, what did Mr. Weed name the Statue of Davids Penis?

yea i would of never got that i only saw that episode once

It was the funniest scene I have ever seen... aside from maybe the 'Peter-Surveying the room-to-try-and -come-up-with-a-fake-name" scene.

L- Lady at Rehab
P- Peter

L- I am going to keep my eyes on you. What is your name?
P- M-my Name? Um... *looks around, sees a plate of peas* Pea *looks around, sees a girl crying* Tear... um... *looks around, a Gryffon flies across the screen* Griffon. Thats it, Peter Griffon.



Anywas, answer my trivia Question!

First Episode, what did Mr. Weed name the Statue of Davids Penis?

edwardo

or something

Well done, ash007. Our next question, please, ash007.

ok ok
umm lets see

Which band is Peters favorite

Kiss, I believe

Right? Wrong? I think I am right.

i'm pretty sure your right

Yeah, they had that episode. Lois 'did' Kiss!

Okay, we will say I am right, and I will ask the next question.


The 'Leafer' episode. Lois is the Karate Expert. Fill in the Blank...

Peter; "Jets suck, Knicks suck, Yankee's suck. _______ Sucks"

1 day past. I will answer it myself soon.

i dont know....Gilleani?

"Krypton sucks!"

And the reference went flying right over the heads of an estimated 62% of the audience.

I noted it, and laughed.

Very good. You may choose the next question.

lol indeed that was funny exspecially when the went flying out the window in the Phantom Zone

Ha ha ha. Most humerous.

Well, roundisfunny... we are awaiting our question

Sorry...that was negligent of me. Okay, here goes:

when Tom Tucker's "upside-down-face" son is passed over for "Kids Say the Darndest Things", Tom tells his son they're going to get the video camera and start their OWN show. The boy says "I don't wanna" and Tom replies "Yes you do! You do because..." why?

Yes you do! You do because its normal.

Next question.

When Lois is going for coffee with Ross Fishman, her old boyfriend, the police surveillence van can disguise itself as what?

gawd damn smitty wait long enough to ansewer the question? that was fast.....i know the ansewer but i'm gonna wait a day or 2 to see if someone else wants to get in the game

that is just one of the reasons they call me "Quick Draw." The other, well,

I have been trying to get people into the "Family Guy Trivia" but it seems like a failed mission. I am going to spread the word right now.

"YOU WANT TO PLAY FAMILY GUY TRIVIA! YOU DO BECAUSE ITS NORMAL!"

thats good stuff

ummm two homeless guys fighting over chesse


ok where was Brian the dog born

I will wait before answering this. At the request of wuTa

nah u dont nned my request...screw this waitin around for other people to get involved if i other people wanna get involved sweet but for now lets just play the game

ok i'm ansewerin the question ....he was born in a barn

In a Puppy Mill in Austin

damn it!....well whats our next question?

The Griffin family had to use their vacation money to help Brian with his drug addiction, but where did they go on vacation the year before?

Purgatory

What was Lois' Aunt Margarets summer home called?

i have no clue...good question

Cherry Wood

Good boy! Next question, Mr. Windu

man i am on a cold streak

I know you can do better, wuTa

Easy question...

What is the name of Stewie's Teddy bear?

wuTa? You got this one?

Rupert

c'mon just cause im on a cold streak doenst mean u can make the question easy as hell...its rupert...big ups to PGS for lettin me get that one

gawd damnt...where the hell did she come from?

Sil... our next question please.

I love Family Guy

and it's from Deacons thread in the pad
I was lured here

so whats your question

What's Meg's real father's name?

sorry if it was asked, I didn't read the whole thing

peter

according to Brian I mean

what? hey your cheatin...i say i got that question by default

Stan Thompson

well why would I ask if it was Peter

nicely done

Who was the original voice of Meg, and what TV show did she become famous from?

mila kunis 70s show whoooo sreaks over!!!!

Finally...

I thought Milla was added second/third season as Megs Voice.

u gotta be kidding me?

Nope, there was another before Mila.

Lacey Chabert (Wild Thornberrys)

Lacey Chabert is correct, but the TV show is incorrect.

party of five.....lacey chabert

I thought so

lol...we all cheated

next question?

wuTa, alright buddy!

She was on wild thornberry's I remember it

oh i got that right...damn its about time!

Yes she was, but Party of Five was on the air first and it made her famous...wuTa got it correct.

whatever
next question

Next question for me to get correct.

ok...what is stewies favorite tv show? (show never specified it was his fave but he quotes lines from it and wants the family to let him know when the show is on)

Jolly Farm

Hmm...a toughie...I have to say.....................* lowers head in shame *, I do not know.

Isn't it that stupid English show with Mother Mary and such? Road to Europe.

Jolly Farm
Like I said

damn...thats not what i'm talkin about but your right that was his favorite show for that episode...i dont think he's ever quoted lines from that show though

what did you mean?

Jolly Farm! I knew that!

Anyways, was Sil right?

yea she's right...but he always want the family to call him when kojacks on ....next question sil

Good question, wuTa. Sil, your question, please.

(Ever since people started coming here, I make it to the question just in time to read somebodys answer. Im always late now!)

What is the name of Mr. Pewterschmidit's prized race dog?

what happened to quick draw?

Sea Breeze

good job Deacon

Fill in the Blank: Episode where Chirs is trying to quit the Scouts.

Chris -> Dad, what would you say if I told you I wanted to quit the scouts?
Peter -> I would say ______, __________________________________.

I see how it is. I get a question right (finally) and people stop coming back!

Come again, and I would laugh cuz I said "come"

i'm gonna take a stab at this one....."i would say that u are a horrible son and no real son of mine would never quit the scouts"

good job, Sil. What is our next question?

In what city is the Twinkie factory where New Quahog is to be located?

Natick

indeed i think u are right

I just gotta wait for her "confirmation".

yea its natick...that question was already asked so u dont need to wait for the "confirmation"

ok what the hell i ask a question


ok when Peter find out he can play the piano when he is drunk.
What theme song does Stewie ask him to play on the piano

the incredible hulk theme....that was hillarous...stewie is with outa doubt the best charactor on that show

Correctamundo

what food is the family having while peter sleeps on the table?

Bacon and Eggs...over easy.

waiting ken

What is Stewies e-mail addy?

[email protected]

How did Joe become paralyzed?

Umm.... he got paralyzed in a police mission or something. Damn i forgot!

fightin with a burglar on the roof and he fell off the roof

What was the name of Brian's mom ?

Biscuit.


How did the evil monkey in Chris' closet become evil.

his wife cheated on him

screw it i'm not sure if i'm right but i'll ask the next question anyways

when stewie was fighting his lil brother in peters body...before stewie was gonna kill him they found out they both hate the same thing....what were the 4 things that they both hate?

Yes, you are right. Good question.

Damn, what were they? I know a few of them, but not all four.

um...loise, oh shit.....thats all i got....i cant think of anything else!

Lois. There is no 'E' in her name.

I can't remember any of them either....and i just saw that episode the other night!

Lois, brocolli, Mr.Rogers and diaper rash

Is that a guess, Sil?

yes

Next question then, please?

What is the name of Peter's country?

Petoria

very nice Ken

That was easy.