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Komatsu Floodlight:
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Unknown Mattress:
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Unknown Air Conditioner:
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Unknown Blow Dryer:
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Life saving device:
This is NOT a life saving device!!!

Coffe Container
Warning: Contents may be hot

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan

This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an nlectric rotary tool.

Matches:
Warning: contents may catch fire

Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: contents is inflammable

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

On a box cutter: CAUTION: Razor Sharp!!!

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer

Blow Dryer:

(picture of using in bath, with international sign for NO)

Do not use in bathtub

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron

Korean Kitchen Knife (KKK btw)
Warning: Keep out of children

My favourite -

Bag of salted peanuts - Warning may contain nuts!

/\ha. I saw that on a pack of nuts before as well.

It's the may part that gets me, like there's a possibility it doesn't

That IS nuts!

do not use this product while driving- on a packet of condoms

take child out before folding- childs car seat

On a can of peanuts....This product contains Nuts

People are stupid

I still like the one on plastic bags...this is not a toy

There was a birthday card that has a pin-on badge with it. The birthday card said something like 'Happy 2nd birthday!!'
However, the warning printed on the side of the bade read 'not suitable for persons under 36 months.'
So the child had to wait until they were 3 years old to be able to wear the previous year's badge.

hahja like the one above.
umm geberal thing.. guns kill. erm thats what theyre made for

On my son's plastic breastplate... and this is sic throughout.... "Under test the breast was found not to be protective. Device. Breastplate and attached label will not be used."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

OMG!

I am a huge fan of Engrish. Heres a good one.

I also have a toy tool set that reads: This is high product It can with you wonderful!

Hehe... funny...

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

there was once this sign on a motorway n it said-

'if water has covered this sign..the road is flooded'

- i thrt it was pretty darn funny lol

I always think it's strange when you buy a piece of food that you might win something with, and it says 'no purchase neccessary'
So does that mean that you dont have to pay for the food?

maybe.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH