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I have a theory that a staple remover's design is based on some demented creature with big teeth and no legs.

Seriuosly! No sane person could have come up with this crazy design.

http://www.keysan.com/pictures/zunv1990.jpg

I invented those

They may have liked Vampires!

aaaah, i see

Nice sig!

thanks

^JKozzy - What?

I find so many uses for the staple Remover

Other than removing staples....What esle do they do?

They make noises like castanets

They fall downwards when you drop them from the top of a building.

They eat erasers.
Chomp chomp into little pieces

wow i thought staple removers looked weird but i thought it was just me.
erm anyway. theyre useful for scaring small children

I work in a sales office and I can't use one without pretending its a large fang toothed monster and my eraser is a building/family car/small child.

Wow, so many functions for staple removers! Must get one!

if u turn it upside down it becomes a tunnel for your pencil sharpener cars

My staple remover ate my staple.

Poor little Bobby Staple...

my staple remover almost poked a whole through my fingernail

maybe i should stop playing around with it

At least you have a fingernail...

What happened to yours

I have no staple remover, i can't be trusted with one

Again, with the explaining...

My best friend slammed my pinkie in the van door one night. The nail bled and was black for a couple of months. I tried to clean it up, but it hurt soooo bad. It came loose at WDW, and I wore a band-aid everywhere. Tuesday or Wednesday, as I was pulling up weeds in the yard/field thing, it came off altogether. I need a new one.

rihtio paddio

Got to love the staple remover. It can be used as a device of pain.

YES! Pain inflicted on others... good!

lol im not allowed to have them anymore...
i ended up in staple remover rehab after going on a wild stint of mass staple remover-induced destruction...

STAPLE REMOVER

I have three staple removers

I used to think the exact same thing!

I love to sneak up behind people and bite them on their ear lobes I've been slapped so many time for than one!

They are fun to use for things they're not supposed to

I wish someone would invent a motorised one with timer....

Or a wind up toy type

YEAH! you could then set it on people like those old wind up teeth!

I had good fun with my old wind up teeth set

a remote control staple remover would work

Hmmm especially with a fart generator....

Bite em on the bum and when they jump up release the fart noise....

a whoopie cushion built in

I want one