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I understand I am new, and there are probably a majority of people who are either going to ignore this thread or read it and disregard this, but for those who are willing to help, I wish to say thank you.

here is the situation:

I have had a crush on this girl for a while now. I saw her, and was blown away by her. Absolutely stunning.

I found out later from her roommate that she was 'unavailable,' which was pure and utter donkey turds. However, speaking with her yesterday, she made it a point to emphasize that she is not happy and leaving him. HINT 1

Yesterday at work was the first time I was left in charge. She is also a manager. She walked me through everything while we were there and said "Call me if you need any help." This, of course, was very much appreciated. However, considering my shift was Midnight - 08:00, I did not want to be a bother.
"I am not calling at 05:00!"
"No, it is okay. I will be waiting for your call. I will call at 05:15 if you don't." HINT 2

When we talked that night (at 05:00 when I called ), she got on the topic of my conversation with her roommate. She said that she was very happy to have heard that I felt that way. She also is interested.


Now that the backround is out of the way, here is the situation. I am working tonight at midnight again (stupid graveyard shift.) She has to pick her roommate up from my work at 11:00. She asked me to go in early so we can talk. I am so nervous, I don't know what I am going to do/say. Any advice you can offer? Any words of encouragement?

Any are appreciated.

be yourself and don't **** up

ermm good luck man

just be yourself. when she speaks, really listen. eye contact. dont let her catch you staring at her ****. be nice, but not too nice. girls dont like the overly nice guys. if she starts to think of you as a friend, you are screwed.

^^what he said!
Good Luck!

*takes out pompoms*
*shakes*
TPS TPS TPS is our man
if he can't do it, no one ... ... can

*doesn't bother to do a split*

aaah, yers is different today

dont buy her anything yet. no flowers or candy. play it cool.

But they are so nice to look at though.

me n my gf's story:
-met first day of school (2001)
-had french class together
-she had a crush on me
-second year of school 1st semester i had a crush on her
-we stopped talkin 2nd semester cuz we never saw each other
-1st semester this year we had open period and physics together, hung out almost everyday
-i had a HUGE crush on her...she had a bf tho
-this semester, she broke up w/her bf
-we decided to be each others backups for prom
-we saw the school production of Romeo n Juliet together
-we both started liking each other again
-we decided we wanted to go to prom w/each other cuz we both liked each other
-over spring break we were together 6/10 days
-the next weekend we were kissing
-day before prom i brought her roses after her dance show
-prom we made out
-tonite (2 weeks later) we are going out on our first official date

anyways...it was a long time coming for me...best of luck to you.

well that was relevant

Good Luck!

oh yeah.....she will know if you are looking at her like a piece of meat. be careful, my man.

don't get used to it

@ yerssot

Well just what everyone else said. Just be you, is all. Chillax and dont look tense or scared, adn all will ork out fine

Wear really tight trousers. Ones like Dave Lee Roths in the Van Halen Jump video should do.

wrong wrong wrong......wear whatever is comfy. if you usually dress kinda sloppy, dress sloppy. if you dress real nice, she will see right through it. my suggestion? jeans and a tee shirt.

Just be you. If you show her a different side of you, she will see you that way from now on. Take it easy. Don't make too many moves. Just have fun with her, get to know her better.

Are you into EMO?!?! Cos EMO looking boys tend to be hottttttttt drool

want some sex advice

if you don't understand that, just ignore this post

can someone actually do a quick summerize? cause that was one loooong post for a saturday night...

damn... saturday! ...damn... night!... ohwell... *gets private bottle of whiskey*

Thank you, Yerssot. But, was the skirt necessary?

make sure your breath is squeaky clean.

We both smoke

when I get into my role, I get INTO my role, you dig?

I like you. You are funny. Nice to meet you.

nice to meet you too,

now go get them tony the tiger

That sounds Grrrrrrreat!

I'm a girl, but I still don't know how to react to a guy who has a crush on me. Mainly because a guy has never had a crush on me... but, anyways... don't be nervous, but make sure you pick up on just about everything she does. We girls do the little things that matter.
Just don't get nervous. Be cool. Make her laugh if you can.
Good luck, my friend.

No. I am fairly 'relaxed,' and 'casual' dress. I listen to the odd emo. But, well,

hmm

A ha! I am, right now, listening to the Dazed and Confused soundtrack. Highway Star by Deep Purple. Great tune.

I try and be funny. But, it doesn't always work. Lil B, am I funny?

Yeah you are. You rock!

More advice: Don't space out. She might ask you a question and you wouldn't be listening... I always get aggravated at boys who do that.

there are certain RULES that one must follow to succesfully survive a girl...

for instance
number one... you can really smell nice enough, say it don't spray it

number two... you can never throw beer over her, it's the sin! it's an extention of number one

and number three, never ever under any circumstances open up with "your place or mine", cause you won't survive

bring rubbers.

No, don't! That would be wrong! What if they somehow got exposed!

I dont think condoms are necessary, considering we are conversing about our feelings for one another for the second time. This time, it isnt on the phone, nor is it going to be a 05:00

that's why you need the rubber

well, what if she grabs you and wants to do you right then and there? better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

Touchee, salesman.

What's yo flavoh,
tell me what's yo flavoh

Where's the skirt?

i know from experience. just tuck one in your wallet.

Wallet is bad for rubbers. Well, adleast if they are in there long enough. The heat will make them break easier.

than make sure they aren't in it for long, that's what I do

just for the night, dude.

Well, I am not that attractive, so it is not that often I am "on the job"

do it anyway

Yeah. No harm, no foul.

march out soldier

shag her rotten!!!

Oh, my God. That was funny as ****.

tap that ass, my man!!!!! do it for the team!!!!!

I must be a trooper. It is my destiny.

accept it, my young apprentice. bang her six ways from sunday.

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! (Sorry if you are offended by that comment. I was quoting Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.)

i am the jedi jizzmaster.

Use your instincts

very strong in the force, is yerss....listen to him, you must.

Save you it can

pull out, you must. or a father, you will be.

Make her scream, I will.

Just being there gives you a chance of being a father

Film it and send it to RJ. RJ will love it.

do bring rubbers cause

"at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time??"

Am I expected to hit 5500 RPM or something?

Here a little advice I have learned over the years...Get out of the house when gal's are bleedin

no, just make sure you're not too short for a stormtrooper

I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

But he wants to talk to her, not eff her. Does he? Yet? Man, that would be lame.

watch out for blood stained panties.

I would like to establish a good connection before I establish THE connection. Ya dig?

Then talk away

than don't take a Nokia phone

well, if the oppurtunity arises to bone her, you gonna say no?

he's gonna use the big walking carpet

Obviously not. What guy in their right mind would turn down sex with a girl they are jonesing for?

i gotcha.

good luck

I promise I will post the results here when I get home from work. If I dont, I will face the consequences decided upon by those who have offered their advice to me.

I'll search some football quotes in the mean time

(the one were homer simpson listens to a game with lovejoy talking ... where he says "and it was GOOOOOOOOOD" )

we want all the dirty details!!!

Promise, RJ. May I call you RJ?

yes indeedy.

Thank you, RJ.

2 hours left

better get warmed up.

Debating on whether or not I want to have a 'loaded weapon' for the big night.

yup...better flog it.

...man I want to jack into her contruct.

what RJ said in the first page...

Alright, well I am off to face destiny. Speak to you all in about 10 hours or so.

I will post the nitty gritty tomorrow.

our prayers are with you.

yucky

But I hope you had a great time

only a few hours to go

It was great. She was nervous as hell. At one point, I brushed her hair bangs (I was going to say hair, but I said bangs for RJ. Bangs, ha ha ha) back and she said "The butterflies are coming back."

I will not bore you with the details of how she looked, but lets just say it is burned into my memory. She looked breath-taking.

But, sorry RJ, I got a hug and nothing else. But, it was more then enough.

That is what happened.

Still cant sleep. I forgot to mention we are supposed to go out tonight.

w00

way to go you...erm...studmuffin you!

very nice

can someone help me with a picture like the one above me?

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Well, I would not want to disappoint my audience so here is how the date went.

We started by her calling me and telling me she was lost and could not find my place. How cute she is. We then stopped off at the local coffee shop where we sat, talked, then went outside to smoke (I am sorry that I smoke for those who don't agree with the aforementioned 'filthy habbit') and we started the punch buggy war. We talked about who we are, drove around for a while, and eventually ended up at the cinema. Perfect first date scenerio. Very relaxed, comfortable environment. We saw Ven Helsing, which I will write a review about tomorrow. I was too nervous to make a move, and when she dropped me off, I apologized for my nerves. She walked me to the door, and now, as I write this, all I can think about is the song "Hands Down" by Dashboard Confessional. We kissed, and I sware, she meant every second that we kissed. She was giddy as a school girl afterwards, which we actually talked about in the car. We compared ourselves to high school kids, nervous, and unsure.

I am smiling from ear to ear, and will be until we meet again.

sounds good...cept for the smokes...

Well, that part is good to me, because I am a smoker.

I know. Resurrected an old thread.

We were supposed to get together yesterday (My birthday!) and she called me on Sat all sad and what have you. I asked her what happened, and she didn't say anything.

She called me today at about 4 or 5, and said that she wont be able to see me for the next few days. She has a black eye. There is somthing wrong here, and I want to do my best to help, but we only just started seeing eachother, and I do not want to overstep my boundaries.

ok...did u as her how she got the black eye?

damn where the hell he'd go?...he resurrects a thread on advice and takes off...damn canadians

I waited for a while, nobody posted, I left. I was tired.

Did you find out what had happened?

Oh no!! nononono! Not my dear, innocent yerssot, don't say stuff like that!!

It has been a while since I have talked about this girl again. Her name is BRIDGET by the way, so from now on I do not have to call her "That girl, and so on"

Anyways, the her black eye is gone and we are supposed to go out tonight. Any words of encouragement.

RJ, I will bring a rubber, I promise.

Good Luck......be yourself.....yada, yada, yada!

Thank you.

We haven't seen eachother in a while. This is going to be weird. But, I think I have the upper hand here. I am sick of the game, I want somebody who will not be scared to be open, be honest, be... themself.

You'll be fine.

Are you sure?

I have confidence to spare right now, but even so. Who knows what it will be like when we actually see eachother.

If you don't mind me asking, how long has it been since you've seen her? And how old are you guys?

About a week, maybe a little longer. We are both 20. Well, she will be in a month or so.

You will be fine TPS, just don't get too nervous or she might think she done something to make you nervous. It should all go well though, and have fun!

Well considering that you haven't seen each other for around a week, I have full confidence that you'll be fine. Mind you I don't know either of you!!!
But I though you might not have seen each other for other a month!

No, if that was the case, odds are I would not still talk to her.

We spent 2 days together before this whole ordeal

tell her to shake that ass and get it loose.

I would rather not travel the 'dirt road' quite yet. I would like to use the front door. That is, if she permits me.

just go for it. be yourself and go for it.

Too early, dude. Dont want to push anything

well, wait and let her get picked up by some other dude.

How would that benifit me?

if you wait too long, she will find another.

If I wait too long to sleep with her? When the time is right, I will, but I am not going to rush her. Women (for obvious reasons) dont like that.

women like it when men are assertive, not passive.

Not overly asertive though. Show you care, but don't overdo it.

dont be a macho man, all full of himself, but dont be the nice guy.

That is the exact opposite of what you just said.