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What are you looking at?

You missed that hole! Fill it up with some caulk!

stop pushing so hard, can't you see it doesn't fit?

Pull that large penis out of my butthole right now!

It will be a ride of your life...I promise we will protect ourselves...I'm sure it won't hurt...I'm even ready to pay...so are we going to amusement park or not?

Come down my back passage... its a bit dirty, but I don't get many people in, so I never bother cleaning it out... yes, it is a bit tight...

OMG!

Its not my fault I live in an old terraced house....

I can usually squeeze two in....

But only if they're small....

"look at the size of that thing."
wedge antilles in star wars:a new hope

Koz, a new low!

will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?

My friend works in a sweet factory, and his official title is "Fudge Packer..."

thats sick.

Tell that Cadbury's.....

You gotta smack it harder, or else it won't spray!

You came in that thing?

i was gonna post that!!!!^^^^^

I got cum in my eye!

clap

a white horse fell in the mud.

you got to widen the hole so it will fit.

you got to lick it before you stick it.

i cant get it up

Give me a hard one this time.


great

Put your fingers in and pull the hair out...

That was when I was telling drunk_nazgul to clean out her hair brush. My whole class stared at me...

Pull it out! Pull it out! I don't want to get dirty!

Where is this coming from? Who has done it?

He pulled his hands out and they were disgusting... he told me to taste it, but the whole thing was sooo brown... But it was good going down.

Thar she blows!

basically, anything that relates to golf.

"Man, he stroked a long one"
"Nuts! I bent my shaft!"
"Hang on a second, I have to wash my balls!"

I've got nobody to play with.
I'll just have to play with myself

sorry i know this txts only in polish

(in an elevator)
"going down?"

I have no balls to play with

You are squeezing the creme outta the twinkie.

Cadburys Creme Eggs, How do you eat yours:
I like to lick out all of the cream with my tongue and then finger the rest of the cream out, before swallowing the rest of it whole

After doing this exercise you'll be rock hard!

Your not suppost to eat the cock, you've got to cook it first.

Those are the biggest melons I've ever seen.

hail to the king, baby

Luke, I'm your daddy!!!

69

He cleared the smaller strands first, making the hole big enough to accompany everyone's size.

How much harder should I push?

you forgot " he has a good grip on his club "

I was ****ing 5 ok??

... liv....

yeah??

You were f.ucking 5 what Liv?

pinecones

Ouch.

I prefer smooth.......

youre rubbing him the wrong way fool

o God *checks for damage*

Is it in yet?

you missed a spot

OMG this is too hard!

oops my bad *uses 2 finger and a big flashlight to recheck for damage*

Can I have a look at Uranus?

Can you help me find the missing piece?

don't stick that there

put that thing away!

Oh my, I swear it never does that...

Why are you slapping me with that no,no,no zip that back up.

gah that shaft wont budge !

WHAT DO YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUNT AND SUCK
.................................................A STRAW WHAT DID YOU THINK ?

lol suck it and see

that thing makes me wet

What just poked me?

oh thats mayonnaise...
atleast i think its mayonnaise

That right there just turns me on!!!

*shakes head in shame* and yes i mean the head where my brain is

that doesnt rule anything out
Ahh see now my hands are covered! thanks a lot i just wanted a tissue!


(when i say atchoo listen!)

What do you mean doctor there is a rash.

*slaps all the girls butts* i hope that wasn't to perverted pimp

i didnt know my leg would bend that way

"...it wil be jus us 2, me n him, n he can touch wut ever he wants"....Ross from friends

" mamas chicken salad "

is your's a long sausage?

Here's a couple: () = What it really is...

It's not comin' out. (a drink, I think)
All her meat was hangin' off (our friend describing a lady's face)
It'll probably take two days to get up there. (A letter)
I just squeezed real hard until all the white stuff came out (poppin' a pimple)

Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more



We are talking about golf...by the way.

Just keep stroking, and I'll squirt.

(Woman stroking the cat, while the guy spits out his water)

When do you think you'll be getting off today?


(when are you gonna leave)

For $200 an hour, she better be good!


(talking about hiering a lawyer)

I can't get it open. Someone help!

(A plastic bag)

There are only 2 things that smell like fish.
One of them is fish,

.....

i cant get it off with one hand
(rock out loud on her bracelet)

It's jammed in there pretty tight
I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN"T FIT!
Don't Worry I'll get it out
(Keys)

if you can't find anyone to play with, play with yourself...

say hello to my little friend!!!