new bond's girl

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Clovie
ok. it'll be closed anyway.

just wanted to say that britney spears wants to play new bond's girl

and pierce brosmann doen't like the idea very much

if it was posted before sorry.

yerssot
yeah, we have some bond-girl-threads, but hey, the more the marrier laughing out loud

pfff, Britney just wants to get it cause she knows Bond makes a lot of moeny and she has a HUGE flopped acting carrier with that retarded lil movie she made

I seriously hope she won't get it, than I rather have the rumor of Aishwarya Rai being true

Evy_O
is this the third bond girl thread? eek!

NO way they are giving her the role no2 Her acting sucks, anyone can see that messed Pierce of course hates the idea. I mean, after Halle Berry ( stick out tongue ), Britney is just no

Discos
lol, na Britney shouldn't get it....cameron diaz would be a good choice, she is becoming a huge actress

yerssot
that's the problem discos, she's a known actress, that doesn't work well for having her in a Bond role

Evy_O
Cameron Diaz? I don't think so messed

yerssot
perhaps too old too

Evy_O
not only that, she's kind of "i'm the good girl"-looking messed

yerssot
oh, but not all bond-girls have to be bad wink

Evy_O
they do, cause Bond is bad and they have to match stick out tongue

yerssot
you already had Onatopp stick out tongue

Discos
she was a babe in that film, not nowadays though!

yerssot
now she's storming through the movieswink

we need a new bad girl

EllaMarie
Halle Berry was quite well known in North America before becoming a "Bond Girl",.... so I think it really depends on the role the new Bond girl would be playing.

Are we talking a Bond girl on Bond's side of the "law" or on the side of whatever Bond is trying to stop or assassin?

Denise Richards was not believable in her role as "Doctor" Christmas Jones... Halle Berry was more believable as Jinx, IMO.

Cameron Diaz, although talented and pretty, is very plain-looking COMPARED TO the typical Bond girls that have that something "unique" about their beauty.

Has anyone seen the documentary, "Bond Girls are Forever"?

I would never go to a Bond film that had Britney Spears in it - for THAT would definitely being crossing over the line. Madonna was more bearable! At least Madonna (who is also not the best actress) in a cameo role, fits into the "deviant" category without being an obvious fleusy or dimwit like Spears would.

yerssot
ah, but taht's the prob, she wasn't known here ... or much in the UK I think...

I think that with bond girl we can go both ways and that it's also nice to see them on the "wrong" side smile

hey! denise was excellent mad wink

sorry, didn't saw the doc sad stupid country, remember?

hmmm, what about a Britney and Bloom Bond movie? laughing out loud

EllaMarie
Nobody I know found Denise Richards to be credible as a Doctor of any kind... she looked like she was 18 years old at best (although in real life she wasn't) and didn't even have a bit of "geek" about her to suggest she was just a child genius who went to university when she was, say, 10 years old (as they are sometimes played).

Give me an example or "something" about her performance?

yerssot
oh, I didn't mean her acting, that was terrible with quotes as "you want to put that in english for those of us who don't speak spy?" bleurgh

I was refering to the package; )

EllaMarie
Okay - pretty package I guess. That's about it.

The New Bond's New Girl should be a completely fresh face. THAT would be refreshing! (pun intended) stick out tongue wink

Very hard to say (IMO) without knowing who the next Bond is. confused

yerssot
Next one is up to date still Pierce, unless he resigned (he did signed a new one according to MGM)

EllaMarie
Interesting - at first glance when I read that Brosnan had "resigned" - that could be interpreted to ways:
1) resigned - "gave up or quit the role" (rezined)
2) re-signed - signed up again

I had a moment of "panic"! when I first read that he resigned (gave up the position of Bond) eek!

That's the cons about the English language!

I'll assume he re-signed and will be back and that is worth a dance of joy!!!
Happy Dance big grin Happy Dance big grin Happy Dance big grin Happy Dance big grin Happy Dance

yerssot
I ment re-signed embarrasment

EllaMarie
Great!
And, it's not your fault, yerssot, it's the English language!!

There are too many definitions for the same word (IMO) in the English language. wink

yerssot
we should better speak french than laughing out loud

seriously, if he doesn't do anything stupid, Pierce has his role

Evy_O
of course she was happy after all, she did get an oscar cool
and I don't think they picked DR for her acting abilities eek!

yerssot
they didn't pick Berry for acting either stick out tongue
she perhaps was good in other movies but she is definitly not agent-stuff!

you know what I think of her! :
Girl, AIM the damn gun in front of you in case someone wants to shoot you, don't walk casualy around with it!

Evy_O
yeah, apart from acting, they also picked her for her great looks wink

laughing out loud she DID use the gun! you're being unfair! sad

yerssot
she didn't move as an agent, and she got captured like she was a secretary, those are facts evy stick out tongue

Evy_O
pfffffft, big deal, bond gets captured to stick out tongue
and the not-agent-type moving was a disguise eek!

yerssot
only when the girl gets treatened stick out tongue
of course it was, that's why she was running next to bond stick out tongue

The Redeemer
For sheer class Nicole Kidman should get the part. Great acting ability and great looks...need I say more? wink

yerssot
yes, too commercial sad

now Adriana Lima, that's a girl that can keep the end up wink

The Redeemer
Too commercial??? blink

yerssot
well, I mean, we know her face already from lots of other movies

The Redeemer
You can't beat class, Y...you can't beat class!!! wink

yerssot
oh, don't get me wrong, she can act, she's just too known

The Redeemer
Er...Sophie Ellis Bextor?

yerssot
she's an actress? messed

The Redeemer
No, an English pop singer with a definite touch of class...well, others want Britney and Kylie... roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
but her as bond girl??

The Redeemer
I think she has what it takes. yes

yerssot
has she already acted once?

The Redeemer
There's always a first time for everything, Y...always a first time for everything!

yerssot
yeah, but we need some that are good at it stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Yeah like Nocole Kidman! stick out tongue

yerssot
and less famous
like Adriana Lima

Evy_O
No, I don't think Nicole Kidman's suitable for the role, nor Adrianna Lima, and definitely not Sophie Ellis Bextor messed

yerssot
what is wrong with Lima???

Evy_O
nothing, I just don't think she's suitable for Bond stick out tongue

hmm, come to think of it, she's better than the rest, looks-wise erm

yerssot
evy, she's to die for wink

now THAT's a punchline happy

EllaMarie
The ONLY one well known in North American is Nicole Kidman - (she is one of my favorite actresses) - BUT - okay this is risky....

really risky to say this.....

I think Nicole Kidman is too good for the James Bond movies...

eek!

Shall I take cover? Please don't be too harsh!

It was more of a positive statement about her acting ability and finesse than a negative statement about Bond - honest!!!

Evy_O
Yeah I kind of agree with you big grin It has to be someone not that well-known and established actor as Kidman messed



well I wouldn't die for her stick out tongue

yerssot
oh yeah, Bond is not a high-class drama or something, it's made for entertainment with some great stuff in it (secret agent, cars, women, wit, gadgets, ...)
But the advantage with that of course EM, is that since Nicole is "too good", she won't be asked and she won't "ruin" it with her too famous face wink

and neither will I evy, than I can't gasp at her anymore wink

EllaMarie
You got it, yerssot! laughing out loud

EllaMarie
yerssot, you find Nicole Kidman appalling? sad

Maybe she's not everybody's idea of beautiful - but she is an extremely good actress! smile

The Redeemer
Everybody's gotta slum at some point...and the Bond films, AT PRESENT, are a pretty good place to slum..

sick

yerssot
I didn't mean it like that messed

I ment since she's "too good to do a movie" (since Bond isn't the best movie of the century), she won't apply for a job, so she won't "ruin it" (as in, Denise and Halle with being too well known)

Evy_O
well, she's too old anyway messed

yerssot
she doesn't look old yet wink

Evy_O
ohhh not at all, she looks great big grin

yerssot
but definitly not a bond girl

EllaMarie
Yerssot, Denise Richards is still relatively "unknown" here in the whole scheme of Hollywood/North America. She doesn't get the major roles - not even like Halle Berry.

She's mostly known for being Charlie Sheen's wife (that's pretty much it) - especially now that pictures of their new baby girl are all over the magazines/rags here.

yerssot
she used to have a "hot future" but never made it true I guess... barely saw her in movies (Starship Troopers and perhaps two others) and that's about it, but she still got a bit of fame I guess...

EllaMarie
Doesn't everybody get 15 minutes of fame in their life?

yerssot
mine still hasn't come... *starts practicing some Bond lines*

EllaMarie
laughing thumb up thumb up

yerssot
I can do a Connery-accent wink

EllaMarie
Really, but do you do a "Bond" accent? - go back to the miscellaneous thread you started...

yerssot
what exactly is a Bond accent? just how a bond actor would say it or something?

EllaMarie
Verrrrrry suave.

yerssot
I'll work on it wink

EllaMarie
Okay - how about another try at who should be the next BOND GIRL?

Do any of the previous Bond girls have daughters??

On a similar track of thought - how about somebody like Elettra Rossellini? (daughter of Isabella Rossellini and granddaughter of Ingrid Bergman)

She's an "unknown" except for in the fashion world - and just made People Magazine "50 Most Beautiful People in The World" list (North American magazine).

She could take acting lessons - or at least help from her mother who IS an actress.

yerssot
I take a lot those girls got married and had children messed it's a nice easter egg but that's about it I think.

but you have to make a decision, either you go for a model with no or little acting experience
or you take an actress who doesn't have the looks of the model but is still fine

and I think they should go for the actress ...

EllaMarie
Some go into modeling to get noticed and then transfer into acting.

yerssot
better one than both imho

The Redeemer
Or singing and then acting...like Samantha Mumba...now, why didn't I think of that name before??? embarrasment

EllaMarie
WHO is that (Samantha Mumba)- for those of us west of you???

The Redeemer
She was in THE TIME MACHINE with Guy Pearce...but she's better known for her voice...she had some big hits here, in Britian and in the US and is one of Dublin's biggest exports since U2...

yerssot
*runs off to suggest U2 as singers for the track*

The Redeemer
Well...they DID do MISSION IMPOSSIBLE...and damn well it turned out too!!! rock

EllaMarie
Yes, I agree about MI.

How about a yet undiscovered musician/group from there?

yerssot
and Tomb Raider, wasn't bad either

EllaMarie
U2 did the music for Tomb Raider???????????

The Redeemer
What the f**k?

yerssot
Elevation by U2 was used for Tomb Raider One, no?

oh and I mean, the song TR, the movie was horrible

Evy_O
I liked TR music happy

yerssot
I don't remember it ... nothing much to remember ... and don't even think of making Jolie a bond girl stick out tongue ... though she DID Tomb Raider so she knows how to be nothing but a doll with breasts to gag about

Discos
*cough* offtopic

Bond Girls not theme music roll eyes (sarcastic)

Liv Tyler seems to be doing not bad fopr herself these days *yum*

yerssot
but I said that Angelina has experience with being a dumb "hot" chick due to Tomb Raider

really? heard she gained a little stick out tongue

yerssot
perhaps it's better to pick someone "new"?

Clark_Kent
jsut 4 fun..what about the Spice Girls back when they were popular..all 5 or 6 of 'em.

yerssot
the idea already is unbond like messed and the girls ... totally messed

Clark_Kent
i have no idea, i know it should not be american...i think a canadian could play a bond girl, if there was a canadian B-girl, then i have no idea...

yerssot
denise richards was bond girl and terri hatcher, they were american :s

Reborn Again
Forgive me if I seem forgetful, but has there ever been a french Bond girl? They've either been English or Russian.

yerssot
bong girl is a lot to say but there was a frenchie in it once, in Thunderball if I'm not mistaken

Evy_O
I think not eek
Imagine Ginger Spice with James... I mean, c'mon stick out tongue

yerssot
she would overwhelm him eek!

The Redeemer
Actually, I think 'ol Gerri would make a pretty good Bond girl...she's enough balls for the role anyway...

and she would'nt take anything lying down! angel

yerssot
balls? well, on top of her wink

matchbox_dan
elisha cuthbert would make a good bond girl

yerssot
too commercial I think

cermiestar
i'd wanna be a bond girl! but not one of those ones who just get rescued....i'd wana kick some ass!

yerssot
cermie for bond girl! yayyy! happy
you get my vote big grin

"The name is Kitty"
-"I'll get my gloves"

Evy_O
like Jinx, she kicked ass stick out tongue

yerssot
she kicked her own ass ... out stick out tongue

Evy_O
you have no opinion, you are biased stick out tongue

The Redeemer
I'm throwing my hat in with the Britney Spears gang...according to The Redeemer's snouts in the capital she was very approchable walking down Grafton St in Dublin yesterday...signing autographs and talking to her fans...a nice down to earth gal by all means... yes

Kaleanae
Natalie Portman, she could be the new Bond girl

yerssot
a horrible singer and "actress", TR stick out tongue

hell yeah to Portman happy

Evy_O
I so disagree with Spears being down to earth stick out tongue

yerssot
you got that right girlfriend! *snap snap*

mah

yerssot
she would be an excellent bondvillain ...

"I'm duckling... Ugly duckling"
-"I noticed .... I saw you flying in miles ahead*

Evy_O
I've never seen/heard any Bjork songs, weird huh messed

yerssot
keep it that way wink

The Redeemer
Bjork's from Iceland...the land of of hot water spas and dormant volcanoes...not to mention the price of beer that's even out of The Redeemer's price range... sad

She has a great talent and would make a damn fine villain for the next Bond film...

yerssot
but I doubt their beer is any good wink

and she's definitly not suited as bond girl

The Redeemer
Nobody seems to up to your standard, Y...except for that lady you put under your name once...

yerssot
wish she could be under my standard wink

The Redeemer
You bet!

yerssot
bet? I WISH! stick out tongue

The Redeemer
I just bet you do!

yerssot
I wish she would be bondgirl

The Redeemer
Then write to the vegetables!!!

yerssot
if you give me their address, I'll do it big grin

The Redeemer
Something in one's garden that badly needs weeding...

yerssot
that won't help me contacting them so I can suggest the new girl messed

The Redeemer
'cousre you can, old boy...most gardens have Brocollis!!!

yerssot
not mine, and I mean the family

The Redeemer
The mafia you mean?

yerssot
no, the Broccoli family messed

The Redeemer
Same difference!

yerssot
so, you got their address?

The Redeemer
The bottom of me garden!

yerssot
I don't follow messed

The Redeemer
the vegetables!!!

yerssot
I want the name of the broccoli family to suggset my new bond girl!

The Redeemer
they're green and don't have much guts!

yerssot
the veggies, but I want Lima as bondgirl

yerssot
remember Spears wanted to be girl huh? she's thinking of giving it up... you don't say eek!

The Redeemer
Everything's gone pear shaped since ol' Harry died... sad

yerssot
you're such a pessimist

The Redeemer
It's in me Welsh blood...

yerssot
welsh and moved to Ireland?

The Redeemer
Nah...me grandad married a gal from Cym...and damned if I can spell that long xyz name!!!

yerssot
perhaps they can give the new bond girl?

The Redeemer
Lost again, old boy... messed

yerssot
nothing ... just thinking of girls wink

silver_tears
okay ew no expression

Evy_O
^agreed, Spears is the worse choice ever messed



oh, PUH-LEASE yerss! stick out tongue roll eyes (sarcastic)

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