new bond's girl
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Clovie
ok. it'll be closed anyway.
just wanted to say that britney spears wants to play new bond's girl
and pierce brosmann doen't like the idea very much
if it was posted before sorry.
yerssot
yeah, we have some bond-girl-threads, but hey, the more the marrier
pfff, Britney just wants to get it cause she knows Bond makes a lot of moeny and she has a HUGE flopped acting carrier with that retarded lil movie she made
I seriously hope she won't get it, than I rather have the rumor of Aishwarya Rai being true
Evy_O
is this the third bond girl thread?
NO way they are giving her the role no2 Her acting sucks, anyone can see that
Pierce of course hates the idea. I mean, after Halle Berry (
), Britney is just
Discos
lol, na Britney shouldn't get it....cameron diaz would be a good choice, she is becoming a huge actress
yerssot
that's the problem discos, she's a known actress, that doesn't work well for having her in a Bond role
Evy_O
Cameron Diaz? I don't think so
yerssot
perhaps too old too
Evy_O
not only that, she's kind of "i'm the good girl"-looking
yerssot
oh, but not all bond-girls have to be bad
Evy_O
they do, cause Bond is bad and they have to match
yerssot
you already had Onatopp
Discos
she was a babe in that film, not nowadays though!
yerssot
now she's storming through the movies
we need a new bad girl
EllaMarie
Halle Berry was quite well known in North America before becoming a "Bond Girl",.... so I think it really depends on the role the new Bond girl would be playing.
Are we talking a Bond girl on Bond's side of the "law" or on the side of whatever Bond is trying to stop or assassin?
Denise Richards was not believable in her role as "Doctor" Christmas Jones... Halle Berry was more believable as Jinx, IMO.
Cameron Diaz, although talented and pretty, is very plain-looking COMPARED TO the typical Bond girls that have that something "unique" about their beauty.
Has anyone seen the documentary, "Bond Girls are Forever"?
I would never go to a Bond film that had Britney Spears in it - for THAT would definitely being crossing over the line. Madonna was more bearable! At least Madonna (who is also not the best actress) in a cameo role, fits into the "deviant" category without being an obvious fleusy or dimwit like Spears would.
yerssot
ah, but taht's the prob, she wasn't known here ... or much in the UK I think...
I think that with bond girl we can go both ways and that it's also nice to see them on the "wrong" side
hey! denise was excellent
sorry, didn't saw the doc
stupid country, remember?
hmmm, what about a Britney and Bloom Bond movie?
EllaMarie
Nobody I know found Denise Richards to be credible as a Doctor of any kind... she looked like she was 18 years old at best (although in real life she wasn't) and didn't even have a bit of "geek" about her to suggest she was just a child genius who went to university when she was, say, 10 years old (as they are sometimes played).
Give me an example or "something" about her performance?
yerssot
oh, I didn't mean her acting, that was terrible with quotes as "you want to put that in english for those of us who don't speak spy?" bleurgh
I was refering to the package; )
EllaMarie
Okay - pretty package I guess. That's about it.
The New Bond's New Girl should be a completely fresh face. THAT would be refreshing! (pun intended)
Very hard to say (IMO) without knowing who the next Bond is.
yerssot
Next one is up to date still Pierce, unless he resigned (he did signed a new one according to MGM)
yerssot
I ment re-signed
EllaMarie
Great!
And, it's not your fault, yerssot, it's the English language!!
There are too many definitions for the same word (IMO) in the English language.
yerssot
we should better speak french than
seriously, if he doesn't do anything stupid, Pierce has his role
Evy_O
of course she was
after all, she did get an oscar
and I don't think they picked DR for her acting abilities
yerssot
they didn't pick Berry for acting either
she perhaps was good in other movies but she is definitly not agent-stuff!
you know what I think of her! :
Girl, AIM the damn gun in front of you in case someone wants to shoot you, don't walk casualy around with it!
Evy_O
yeah, apart from acting, they also picked her for her great looks
she DID use the gun! you're being unfair!
yerssot
she didn't move as an agent, and she got captured like she was a secretary, those are facts evy
Evy_O
pfffffft, big deal, bond gets captured to
and the not-agent-type moving was a disguise
yerssot
only when the girl gets treatened
of course it was, that's why she was running next to bond
The Redeemer
For sheer class Nicole Kidman should get the part. Great acting ability and great looks...need I say more?
yerssot
yes, too commercial
now Adriana Lima, that's a girl that can keep the end up
The Redeemer
Too commercial???
yerssot
well, I mean, we know her face already from lots of other movies
The Redeemer
You can't beat class, Y...you can't beat class!!!
yerssot
oh, don't get me wrong, she can act, she's just too known
The Redeemer
Er...Sophie Ellis Bextor?
yerssot
she's an actress?
The Redeemer
No, an English pop singer with a definite touch of class...well, others want Britney and Kylie...
yerssot
but her as bond girl??
The Redeemer
I think she has what it takes.
yerssot
has she already acted once?
The Redeemer
There's always a first time for everything, Y...always a first time for everything!
yerssot
yeah, but we need some that are good at it
The Redeemer
Yeah like Nocole Kidman!
yerssot
and less famous
like Adriana Lima
Evy_O
No, I don't think Nicole Kidman's suitable for the role, nor Adrianna Lima, and definitely not Sophie Ellis Bextor
yerssot
what is wrong with Lima???
Evy_O
nothing, I just don't think she's suitable for Bond
hmm, come to think of it, she's better than the rest, looks-wise
yerssot
evy, she's to die for
now THAT's a punchline
EllaMarie
The ONLY one well known in North American is Nicole Kidman - (she is one of my favorite actresses) - BUT - okay this is risky....
really risky to say this.....
I think Nicole Kidman is too good for the James Bond movies...
Shall I take cover? Please don't be too harsh!
It was more of a positive statement about her acting ability and finesse than a negative statement about Bond - honest!!!
Evy_O
Yeah I kind of agree with you
It has to be someone not that well-known and established actor as Kidman
well I wouldn't die for her
yerssot
oh yeah, Bond is not a high-class drama or something, it's made for entertainment with some great stuff in it (secret agent, cars, women, wit, gadgets, ...)
But the advantage with that of course EM, is that since Nicole is "too good", she won't be asked and she won't "ruin" it with her too famous face
and neither will I evy, than I can't gasp at her anymore
EllaMarie
You got it, yerssot!
EllaMarie
yerssot, you find Nicole Kidman appalling?
Maybe she's not everybody's idea of beautiful - but she is an extremely good actress!
The Redeemer
Everybody's gotta slum at some point...and the Bond films, AT PRESENT, are a pretty good place to slum..
yerssot
I didn't mean it like that
I ment since she's "too good to do a movie" (since Bond isn't the best movie of the century), she won't apply for a job, so she won't "ruin it" (as in, Denise and Halle with being too well known)
Evy_O
well, she's too old anyway
yerssot
she doesn't look old yet
Evy_O
ohhh not at all, she looks great
yerssot
but definitly not a bond girl
EllaMarie
Yerssot, Denise Richards is still relatively "unknown" here in the whole scheme of Hollywood/North America. She doesn't get the major roles - not even like Halle Berry.
She's mostly known for being Charlie Sheen's wife (that's pretty much it) - especially now that pictures of their new baby girl are all over the magazines/rags here.
yerssot
she used to have a "hot future" but never made it true I guess... barely saw her in movies (Starship Troopers and perhaps two others) and that's about it, but she still got a bit of fame I guess...
EllaMarie
Doesn't everybody get 15 minutes of fame in their life?
yerssot
mine still hasn't come... *starts practicing some Bond lines*
yerssot
I can do a Connery-accent
EllaMarie
Really, but do you do a "Bond" accent? - go back to the miscellaneous thread you started...
yerssot
what exactly is a Bond accent? just how a bond actor would say it or something?
EllaMarie
Verrrrrry suave.
yerssot
I'll work on it
EllaMarie
Okay - how about another try at who should be the next BOND GIRL?
Do any of the previous Bond girls have daughters??
On a similar track of thought - how about somebody like Elettra Rossellini? (daughter of Isabella Rossellini and granddaughter of Ingrid Bergman)
She's an "unknown" except for in the fashion world - and just made People Magazine "50 Most Beautiful People in The World" list (North American magazine).
She could take acting lessons - or at least help from her mother who IS an actress.
yerssot
I take a lot those girls got married and had children
it's a nice easter egg but that's about it I think.
but you have to make a decision, either you go for a model with no or little acting experience
or you take an actress who doesn't have the looks of the model but is still fine
and I think they should go for the actress ...
EllaMarie
Some go into modeling to get noticed and then transfer into acting.
yerssot
better one than both imho
The Redeemer
Or singing and then acting...like Samantha Mumba...now, why didn't I think of that name before???
EllaMarie
WHO is that (Samantha Mumba)- for those of us west of you???
The Redeemer
She was in THE TIME MACHINE with Guy Pearce...but she's better known for her voice...she had some big hits here, in Britian and in the US and is one of Dublin's biggest exports since U2...
yerssot
*runs off to suggest U2 as singers for the track*
The Redeemer
Well...they DID do MISSION IMPOSSIBLE...and damn well it turned out too!!!
EllaMarie
Yes, I agree about MI.
How about a yet undiscovered musician/group from there?
yerssot
and Tomb Raider, wasn't bad either
EllaMarie
U2 did the music for Tomb Raider???????????
yerssot
Elevation by U2 was used for Tomb Raider One, no?
oh and I mean, the song TR, the movie was horrible
Evy_O
I liked TR music
yerssot
I don't remember it ... nothing much to remember ... and don't even think of making Jolie a bond girl
... though she DID Tomb Raider so she knows how to be nothing but a doll with breasts to gag about
Discos
*cough* offtopic
Bond Girls not theme music
Liv Tyler seems to be doing not bad fopr herself these days *yum*
yerssot
but I said that Angelina has experience with being a dumb "hot" chick due to Tomb Raider
really? heard she gained a little
yerssot
perhaps it's better to pick someone "new"?
Clark_Kent
jsut 4 fun..what about the Spice Girls back when they were popular..all 5 or 6 of 'em.
yerssot
the idea already is unbond like
and the girls ... totally
Clark_Kent
i have no idea, i know it should not be american...i think a canadian could play a bond girl, if there was a canadian B-girl, then i have no idea...
yerssot
denise richards was bond girl and terri hatcher, they were american :s
Reborn Again
Forgive me if I seem forgetful, but has there ever been a french Bond girl? They've either been English or Russian.
yerssot
bong girl is a lot to say but there was a frenchie in it once, in Thunderball if I'm not mistaken
Evy_O
I think not eek
Imagine Ginger Spice with James... I mean, c'mon
yerssot
she would overwhelm him
The Redeemer
Actually, I think 'ol Gerri would make a pretty good Bond girl...she's enough balls for the role anyway...
and she would'nt take anything lying down!
yerssot
balls? well, on top of her
matchbox_dan
elisha cuthbert would make a good bond girl
yerssot
too commercial I think
cermiestar
i'd wanna be a bond girl! but not one of those ones who just get rescued....i'd wana kick some ass!
yerssot
cermie for bond girl! yayyy!
you get my vote
"The name is Kitty"
-"I'll get my gloves"
Evy_O
like Jinx, she kicked ass
yerssot
she kicked her own ass ... out
Evy_O
you have no opinion, you are biased
The Redeemer
I'm throwing my hat in with the Britney Spears gang...according to The Redeemer's snouts in the capital she was very approchable walking down Grafton St in Dublin yesterday...signing autographs and talking to her fans...a nice down to earth gal by all means...
Kaleanae
Natalie Portman, she could be the new Bond girl
yerssot
a horrible singer and "actress", TR
hell yeah to Portman
Evy_O
I so disagree with Spears being down to earth
yerssot
you got that right girlfriend! *snap snap*
yerssot
she would be an excellent bondvillain ...
"I'm duckling... Ugly duckling"
-"I noticed .... I saw you flying in miles ahead*
Evy_O
I've never seen/heard any Bjork songs, weird huh
yerssot
keep it that way
The Redeemer
Bjork's from Iceland...the land of of hot water spas and dormant volcanoes...not to mention the price of beer that's even out of The Redeemer's price range...
She has a great talent and would make a damn fine villain for the next Bond film...
yerssot
but I doubt their beer is any good
and she's definitly not suited as bond girl
The Redeemer
Nobody seems to up to your standard, Y...except for that lady you put under your name once...
yerssot
wish she could be under my standard
yerssot
bet? I WISH!
The Redeemer
I just bet you do!
yerssot
I wish she would be bondgirl
The Redeemer
Then write to the vegetables!!!
yerssot
if you give me their address, I'll do it
The Redeemer
Something in one's garden that badly needs weeding...
yerssot
that won't help me contacting them so I can suggest the new girl
The Redeemer
'cousre you can, old boy...most gardens have Brocollis!!!
yerssot
not mine, and I mean the family
The Redeemer
The mafia you mean?
yerssot
no, the Broccoli family
The Redeemer
Same difference!
yerssot
so, you got their address?
The Redeemer
The bottom of me garden!
yerssot
I don't follow
The Redeemer
the vegetables!!!
yerssot
I want the name of the broccoli family to suggset my new bond girl!
The Redeemer
they're green and don't have much guts!
yerssot
the veggies, but I want Lima as bondgirl
yerssot
remember Spears wanted to be girl huh? she's thinking of giving it up... you don't say
The Redeemer
Everything's gone pear shaped since ol' Harry died...
yerssot
you're such a pessimist
The Redeemer
It's in me Welsh blood...
yerssot
welsh and moved to Ireland?
The Redeemer
Nah...me grandad married a gal from Cym...and damned if I can spell that long xyz name!!!
yerssot
perhaps they can give the new bond girl?
The Redeemer
Lost again, old boy...
yerssot
nothing ... just thinking of girls
silver_tears
okay ew
Evy_O
^agreed, Spears is the worse choice ever
oh, PUH-LEASE yerss!
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