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Could someone please explain the following to me?

mooooooooooooooooooo
quackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
rooffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thanks.

are ya for rizz-eal???...shiz-nit!!



j/k....never heard those ones before at least not in the way it's written

Mooooooooooo thats a noise cows make!
Quakkkkkkkkk thats a noise ducks make!

I assume they translate into american....

Rooffyyyyyyyyyyyyyy um got me there!

Duh, I know what the sounds are.

For rizzle my nizzle, are those English slang words or just some English kid being reallllly weird???

most english kids are weird especially mine!

yes...but are we talkin' bout english kids in the UK or english kids in the US?...

cuz' I gotta tell yah...all this slang just wants to make me drizzown...okay...i don't really know too much slang...

but it's groovy daddyio...that's the cat's meow...

No my english are unfortunatley here with me in england, I'd love to send them to states though....

isn't roofies a date rape drug

The bees knees, even.

I'm American so I know our slang. I mean UK.

ARRGH!!!...don't do it man...think of your children...oh! the humanity...


roofies are a date rape drug...

Hmmm..... lol

I think Baylin got it right with the animal sounds

and Creechurr as far as I know Feanor (sorry no accent) said - are you for real?.... Shit!

As for the Rizzle my Nizzle - that sounds like Urban Slang to me rather then Cockney Rhyming Slang. Check out www*urbandictionary*com (*'s instead of .'s because I don't know if we're allowed to use links).

Note - English cockney slang is alot different and older in comparison to most contemporary slang that is used here nowadays. Hope that helps abit!

Oh, please post some good Cockney rhymes!!! You guys are so friggin weird, but I mean that in the best way possible. Besides, whats weirder: non-sense rhymes or adding 'izzle' to the end of everything?

Can you imagine what would happen if Snoop Dogg hung out with some Cockney boys for awhile? The resulting slang would probably just snuff out existence it would be so bad. <POOF!>

Maybe rooffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is supposed to be a dog

Well I thought that but I always say wuffffffff

www*cockneyrhymingslang*co*uk

it has alot of modern additions as well which are relaly interesting like 'Barcardi Breezer - Geezer'.

As for what's weirder, as far as I can tell cocky rhyming slang at least makes sense in that you can fathom what it means if you hear it in proper context in a sentence whereas adding izzle to everything for example just sounds like basic pig latin or doing it because it sounds cool. Maybe there is a reason for it, but I don't it yet.

Lol Snoop and some Cockney guys - they'd probably invent a whole new version of slang that's sound nothing like English! Although, we are already at that point to an extent

It's not nice to be Jack Jones in a Rub-a-Dub, especially when you've been waiting for a long time. It means you've been stood up, generally. The Mae West thing you can do, is go on the Cousin Sis and forget about it. Or, you could try pulling one of the Gooseberry Puddings up at the Near and Far. Doesn't matter if they're Doug Maclures, as long as you can afford a Macaroni.



Figure that one out

Jesus

Ive never been stood up in the bar, but i did wait once for am hour...it was horrible at first, then this bartender was super sweet and super sexy so i was perving and flerting for the next 40minutes

Ay wunna gi mi a croggy... ay went all mardy, and run off up the jitty... A inna seein he were crikin, bu wenna offud em an okey ay went street tu his mam an now ay dunna cum out worrever yu see t'im....

There you are... a nice bit of Leicestershire dialect, written how it should be... no slang in the pure sense of the word (or "wod" as we would pronounce it!)

translated, it reads: he wouldn't give me a ride on the cross bar of his bike... he became upset and angry, and he ran into the alleyway....I'm not saying that he was crying, but when I offered him an ice-cream, he went straight to his mother and now he doesn't come out whatever you say to him...

Whoa.

Syren, I had to study that post for so long before I figured it out...then I saw the translation below...doh! I was actually right for most of it. The 'cousin sis' thing threw me.

That is some...man, thats something. I gotta get to the UK some day and hang out with you crazy bastards. Right now, I gotta go to that website though.

There's a guy at work who likes to make his own rhyming slang up which sound a little bizzare with a mancunian accent.
He talks as if everyone in the world understands him, no one does but we leave him to it - wierdo!

Moooooooo - the noise a cow makes
Quackkkkk - from the beaks of ducks
Rooffyyyyyy -
Are you actually telling me..you didn't know what made these sounds

Sigh, no, I'll explain. Some weird English kid was spouting this stuff and I thought maybe it was slang for something else over in the UK. Turns out the kid just like animal sounds I guess. I have learned a bunch of cool Cockney rhyming slang though...

This is off-topic, but Pippin is the bomb. Billy Boyd was born to play a hobbit. Whenever my 4 yr old boy has had something and wants another he goes "Daddy, what about second juicebox?" or "What about second cookies?"

the only stuff I know is Cockney... 'Keep your apples and pies open, or you'll fall down the ole apples and pears! And we don't have the bees and honey to fixit!'

Oh bless him Pippin is definetaly the bomb Billy is one lovely bloke

Aren't roofies the guys that work on the roof? eg: Builders!

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