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*gets truck in with 40 000 000 000 000 000 million tons of rum*

well drink up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40 000 000 000 000 000 crates of rum or toons of rum????
*takes 20 then drinx them 1 by 1*

takes rum and sits in corner yo ho yoh ho hey! theres only one person here we need more! my mums gone!!!

apg is coming in exaccerly 1 hour from now!!!!! so she'll b here then and as 4 any1 eles?????.....they'll come 2morrow.....i guess
*still is drinking rum*

How do ye know apg coming in 1 hour?

coz shes a friend!!! she lives about half an hour away from me and we go 2 the same skool!!!!
i thorght i told u that?......oh well.........i'm proberly getting mixed up coz i tell every1 that.............anyway
*finnishes off 20 bottles then sumbles backwards then falls on a$$*
whoopsiez..................

But i thought u said that she had the usa copy of potc...*confused*

Wrong Im here now
*tries to grab all da rum and run off with it but there is 2 much*

Yay ye got a sig!

Who???

no
when i said that i was talking 2 a different porson.....
(((JessieSparrow )))

hello me go to skool with Jdg and Apg i heard that u ate mort (hahahahahahaha bree)

No he threw him back up so now JDG has 2 monkeys LOL

lmfao *goesa on a burning spree burns mort to death* how do ye like ya monkeys charcoaled or cremated!!!!

*looks shocked*
First u try burning jack now mort not 2 menchen burning K4P 2 death but we where all cheering that on LOL

*yep i've got 2 monkies noe juss go 2 the other pp 2 find out!!!!

LOL

Can i buy your monkey off ye for this piece of used chewing gum that i found 10 years ago in a toxic waiste dump?

LOL
yeah totally......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! i may b blond but i'm not that stupid!!! *skulls down 2 bottles of rum at the same time*

Im so drunk that i forgot what rum is...

no pirate 4gets what rum is around me *puts a bottle in his mouth then tips his head back*
thats rum ye stupid pirate!!! *starts laughing*

*cough* *splutter* Aaarggh..mmmmm rum

Hey 'I_Hate_Cusack' hasnt joined yet HE PROMISED HE WOULD AARGGH!

give him a slap from me if he dosn't come soon then!!!!!!
*takes another swig then go's 2 get mort and cheeco*

Lol ill come to school tommorow and slap him and hell say what the fu*k did you do that for..and ill say oh that was from johny.d girl..yeah tottally he''ll probably punch me in the gut. Lol i think ill actually do that.

LOL
juss punch him back!!!!!
i was joking tho....but yeah ye can di that if ye want....i'm not stopping ya

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!! *Jos runs in the room* Did i hear there was ANOTHER party on!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!??!?!?!? YAYAY! *Grabs Rum & starts drinking. Jack the Cannibal Monkey Joins her, eyeing M_G's ankles off...drooling*

'runs into tread'
wooow whats going on here.
'looks around'
youre guys are all drunk.
'sits down and graps 20 bottles of rum'
hi jdg.

(I dont feel like being Jack here so Im just Jess)
*runs into room* H-*slips smacks into pole* ow *curse curse curse* that hurt! *stands up grabs rum takes swig* better *sits*

hello....

My head hurts..ergh

Hey mind if I join?
walks in and sites down watching everyone else.........slowly drinks rum in a calm manner first impressions are everything after all.

*Shoots starlicious star*firstn impression HA! that sounds like a threat *collapses

a new person comes 2 kmc and u shoot him/her??????
ye should be thankful that he/she came here!!! *slaps machete then sits next 2 simone and steals 1 of her bottles*
g'day mattie......how b things???

Its clear to me that someone had a lil to much rum

But I can be just as pirate like as you can.........
Does a lil dance .....runs into wall

*looks at SLstar wierdly then shakes head*drunk
ye need 2 "use ur head" as machete told me once (((lol then he fell of the bloody ship LOL)))
*finishes off bottle then gets up and strats looking 4 jos*
joooooooooossssss??????.........*c's her behind rum barrle*.....wot ye doin there mattie????????

..ow!

another ziggie?........i'm not evan gonna try and keep up with them all now!!!!!.....but yes.....i like that 1!!! its kool!
*still looking at jos but she says nothing*
fine then b that way! hmph (joke.....LOL)
*gos off and gets another bottle of rum and takes a long swig*

*hiccup* hi every.... *hiccup*....body!
hold up you there jdg!
you stole one of m.... *hiccup* ....y bottles whit rum!!! *hiccup*
oh here you go....*hiccup*...!
*trows a lot of bottles to jdg*

*walks in 2 find Jack da monkey eating M_G's ankle*
Ok
*leaves 2 get drunk somewhere where there aint cannible monkeys*

I SAID HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooooooooo....rum! *stops shouting and starts 2 drink* Hey M_G wuteva ye name is yer ziggie and pic SUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol....

The siggie with the "What would the would be like with out the guy who invented the chainsaw blah Blah Blah...." That one?

Guess what APG~SHAN......AND.......JDG~BREE.....I AM COMING BACK IN YEAR 10.......R u AS EXCITED AS I AM???????.......wooo hooo.......do u's still hav that tagalong chick who always follows you, u was tellin' me bout her remember Bree.....it will fly fast *says with hope* Hows Kylie Kilgore......AND Kylie LangSt.....*forget last name*.........

Who's Ms Bloom.......She seems to no who u and Shan r.....??*confused*
Got 2 tell me the Details girls.....LOL......

Do u like me thing saying G.BUTTON SUX.....LOL....LOL.....LOL......*Evil laughs run through the air*.....LOL....Private joke......

more partys?
oooh........ how exciting

rum....... need rum........... giv it me.................
M_G.... your not being a very good host, where is my welcoming barrel of rum?

P-A-R-T- Y coz iv gota!

PARTY i dont recall this word............i do know "par-tay"

blowupYour kiddin arnt ye?...i got 40 000 000 000 000 000 0000 tons of barrels of rum!!!!!!!! ask jdg!

oooooooooooooooooooh............... gimme now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think u hav had enough rum cheeky monkey...

Ah what the hell. gets crate of 30 bottle rum and gives it to cheeky monkey..here ye go drink up!
YO HO yO HO ..blah blah yaddayadda

yoho yoho hic.............

*collapses on the floor*

rum....*reaches for the bottle, and passes out*

Mwhahahahahaa you can never have enough rum..*grabs bottle skulls*
dOo yo Ho Yo hO A pIrAtes LiFe For That GuyOveR TheerE *collapses*

*shoots cheeky monkey* Drink more rum Grrr!

*pours rum on the wound so it is numb, and carries on drinking*

that was uncalled for *shoots machete guy*

That was un called for *gets out shotgun and shoots her head* Mwhahahahahaha AAHahahahahahahah..damn i forgot what i was laughing about...

MACHETE.......YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!