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What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel.



I'm good at riddles!

Questions, Mr. Wayne? My work raises to many questions?! WHY HASN'T ANYBODY...

put you in your place?



A man runs, turns left. Runs, turns left. Runs, turns left, then meets a man with a mask. What is his job?

Answer: A towel

Wow.

no. I mean... no. How? Why? Not even close! The answer is a towel!

I'm confused.

It is obviously not a towel. How many towels to you know with careers?

What's a carrer?
Who was the guy with a mask? Was it a towel too?

That is my riddle. What is the answer?

Um, waiting on the dude to come back around the block?

Or is it the Icee Man? I'm sure the dude need something cool after so much running!

Umpire!

Yea a baseball umpire

That one's been told here before, and I have a good memory!

I heard it from a teacher

It's hardly an umpire is it? I mean, you don't catch the fricken umpire smacking the ball then legging it round the bases......

It's the batter

Really?

I think he meant what is the man he meets job
thats the original anyways

Did I miss the point?



I do that sometimes

Yeah, but he said the man runs, turns left etc, so I figured it was the man running that he meant, dunno..........

Ooh I have a good one: A woman walks into a restaurant and orders an albatross sadwich. When the waiter brings it out, she takes one bite, walks outside, and dies. Why?

Only problem is, I don't know the answer

My science teacher told it to two different classes on two different occasions, and both times, the bell rang before he could tell us the answer....

thats ok!

Albatross blood is extinct, therefore she would die, coz it doesn't exist anymore?



I'm so lame.............

Hmm that one's hard!

the albatross' friends saw her eat their friend and they assaulted her when she got outside!!

the sandwich wass filled with albatross poo

Brothers and sisters I have none. The dead mans father is my fathers son.

Who am I in the bloodline?

the dead man is his son

Good girl! clap

merci *bows*

De Rein, Mlle.

you speak french?

en peut. (sorry if my spelling sucks)

quite alright, that's very charming
I love French, and France too

I was born in Quebec.

I was in Quebec two summers ago
Do you live in Canada still?

Yeah. Alberta. Very boring.

Always wanted to visit the west
Preferably BC though, I live in Ontario it's alright, bit boring though

Another Canadian, huh? That is actually a warm welcome. Perhaps that is why we contrast as well as we have. We have the same Canadian manurisms.

apparently according to TH being Canadian gives me a right to be bitter
damn americans

They just come off as such ignorant people.

The best depiction of difference between Canadians and Americans was shown in Bowling for Columbine. Watch and see for yourself if you have not already seen this incredible film.

We will be watching it in History class
It's amazing that I know more about America, than some Americans

This is a joke I heard not too long ago.

Canadians know more about America then Americans know about... anything.

bit sad

But true.

Your name is Deacon

Like Deacon Frost!! drool


Im Milla































Deacon!

anyways I gotta run, night wavey

Deacon Frost. Why does that sound so framiliar?

hes the vampire villain off blade

oh, yeah. That movie with.... buddy... umm...

Snipes.

He is indeed a vampire from Blade. Played by Stephen Dorff!

good movie

been a while since I watched it. Acutally, I think I only saw it once.

People from Canadia?!?!?! must quell the resistance before Canadia wants to become it's own country...we can't let our state to the north get too smart...no no no...must tell the illuminati about them, before they become a menace...

Isn't Canada in America, though? geek

nope Albatrosses still exist

Darth, you should know! lol, J/K

British Columbia is the shiznit

naz--just remember, war

Okay, but I'm trying to tell you people, I'm an idiot. And, yes, I do believe Can. is in N. Am.

yes, canadia is in North america...but they still think it's its own country...such naive little canadians...

The gauntlet has been thrown down!