Penguin® ~{wrapper} jokes~

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burlyman

burlyman
eek! Q. What breaks when you say it?

A. Silence.

The Vampinator
uhm... sure.

Clovie
oki dokey...

burlyman
eek! Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because he thought it was a piece of cake.

The Vampinator
ok now i KNOW you need help.

burlyman

burlyman
eek! Q. Which bird is always out of breath?

A. A puffin.

The Vampinator
from WHAT?

Clovie
z papierkow od batonikow stick out tongue
nawet ja zrozumialam laughing out loud

The Vampinator
a.

oh.

Clovie
stick out tongue

burlyman
Penguin no expression It's a choclit bar blink

The Vampinator
i know. NOW. DUH.


no expression

Clovie
HA!!! told ya !! happy

Devalion
I've got one! What do you call a fish without an eye?

Devalion
FSH!

Clovie
blink

too difficult for me...

The Vampinator
lol.. no expression

Devalion
laughing laughing laughing

Linkalicious
Burly you rule! keep the jokes coming!

burlyman
eek! Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?

A. Show me the honey.

lil bitchiness
OMG!! When i was in high school we used to seet arround in the Art rooms when we didnt have classes and buy bunch of these and amuse ourselvs!! laughing out loud

dave123
they're terrible jokes laughing out loud

big gay kirk
Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off....

burlyman
eek! Q. What cheese is made backwards?

A. Edam.

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud

silver_tears
are these supposed to be funny smile

MC Mike
yes

Clovie
laughing out loud

burlyman
eek! Q. Who is the boss of the hankies?

A. The Hankie chief.




Q. Wat happened to the frog that broke down?

A. He was toad away.




Q. What did the policeman say to his stomach?

A. You're under a vest.




Q. How do you take away varnish?

A. Take away the 'r'.

burlyman
smile

burlyman
roll eyes (sarcastic)

The One Himself
huh thumb up whistle

burlyman
eek! Q. Why did the lobster blush?

A. Because the sea weed.




Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a litle boogey in it.




Q. Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

A. If they flew over bays they'd be bagels.




Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up?

A. Because it was two tyred.

the Vee
hehe bafd jokes rule
heres a tip:
Make your penguin last longer by posting it to yourself... at the wrong address

burlyman
yes

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