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burlyman
Q. What breaks when you say it?
A. Silence.
The Vampinator
uhm... sure.
Clovie
oki dokey...
burlyman
Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because he thought it was a piece of cake.
The Vampinator
ok now i KNOW you need help.
burlyman
burlyman
Q. Which bird is always out of breath?
A. A puffin.
The Vampinator
from WHAT?
Clovie
z papierkow od batonikow
nawet ja zrozumialam
The Vampinator
a.
oh.
Clovie
burlyman
Penguin
It's a choclit bar
The Vampinator
i know. NOW. DUH.
Clovie
HA!!! told ya !!
Devalion
I've got one! What do you call a fish without an eye?
Devalion
FSH!
Clovie
too difficult for me...
The Vampinator
lol..
Devalion
Linkalicious
Burly you rule! keep the jokes coming!
burlyman
Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey.
lil bitchiness
OMG!! When i was in high school we used to seet arround in the Art rooms when we didnt have classes and buy bunch of these and amuse ourselvs!!
dave123
they're terrible jokes
big gay kirk
Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
They can't get the wrappers off....
burlyman
Q. What cheese is made backwards?
A. Edam.
lil bitchiness
silver_tears
are these supposed to be funny
MC Mike
Clovie
burlyman
Q. Who is the boss of the hankies?
A. The Hankie chief.
Q. Wat happened to the frog that broke down?
A. He was toad away.
Q. What did the policeman say to his stomach?
A. You're under a vest.
Q. How do you take away varnish?
A. Take away the 'r'.
burlyman
burlyman
The One Himself
burlyman
Q. Why did the lobster blush?
A. Because the sea weed.
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a litle boogey in it.
Q. Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
A. If they flew over bays they'd be bagels.
Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up?
A. Because it was two tyred.
the Vee
hehe bafd jokes rule
heres a tip:
Make your penguin last longer by posting it to yourself... at the wrong address
burlyman
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