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no no u see there are 2 side to every shcwartz i got the downside he got the upside

hahaha thats hilarious

schwarz?

black in german?
or i'm not getting?

your not gettin in it

I see your shwartz is just as big as mine

bag

to poprosze tlumaczenie po polsku

i was waitin for that one

Is Wuta and I the only ones to have watched Space Balls

i've seen it IN POLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the f*** are you talkin about?
...schwanz...schwarz...what? huh?

way to ruin my thread... i made that thread for spaceball fans and to confuse the people who havent seen the movie...now they know its from a movie...oh well its all good i'll think of somethin else

Even then, they still don't get it

there's a toy store in boston called shwartz

I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're saying right now.

I know the movie...but that a looong time ago.
maybe i don't get this "schwartz" thing cause I watched it in german

i UNDERSTAND!!

At last we meet! The Circle is complete!

http://www.billpullman.org/film/spaceballs/S15.jpg

careful u idiot! i said fire at the nose not up it!........whats his name?....hes an assh*le sir...i know that but whats his name? that is his name....private assh*le

THAT's Classic!

I own that movie

my brother owns it....i think i'lll steal it

I saw it when I was younger.......didn't like it. I saw it recently.....still, I didn't like it.

YOU SUCK! Spaceballs rules.

The combination to my suitcase is....1,2,3,4,5

get the hell outa my thread .....i'm kidding...how can u not like that movie....i crack up just readin the movies lines from the 1st page

...thats the stupid combination i ever heard! thats somehtin and idoit would have on his luggage.........whats the combintation?...1,2,3,4,5....thats amazin i have the same combination on my luggage

Lonestar, I'm your father's brother's next door neighor.

(Not the correct line, but close enough)

It had funny moments, but it wasn't totally hysterical.

yes it was

you went over my helmet?!

Buckle up back there, we're going into hyperactive!

I hate it when i get my shwartz twisted

Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's with all that churning and bubbling? You call that a Radar Screen?



Colonel Sandurz: No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some?

Dark Helmet: I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!

Colonel Sandurz: Of course I do, sir.

Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!

All the henchmen in the room: Of course we do, sir!

Dark Helmet: Now that I have my coffee I'm ready to watch radar. Where is it?

Colonel Sandurz: Right here, sir.

DARK HELMET: Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!

GUNNER: Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my best.

DARK HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?

MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too)

DARK HELMET: Who is he?

COL SANDURZ: He's an Ass.hole, sir.

DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?

COL SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Ass.hole, Major Ass.hole.

DARK HELMET: And his cousin?

COL SANDURZ: He's an Ass.hole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Ass.hole.

DARK HELMET: How many Ass.holes we got on this ship, anyhow?

(All stand up) :Yo!

DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Ass.holes. Keep firing, Ass.holes!.

gawd damn that hillarous!

knock next time knock!....did u see anything? no sir i didnt see u playing with your dolls again......good!

bump......spaceballs shall live!

sherwood schwartz.

You fool, you told me the other day that you haven't seen it in a long time and don't remember it.

good movie.

About star wars spoofs, the one you really have to watch is "star balls"