The JB Picture remark thread
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Reborn Again
Self-explainatory I think. Just post a picture and comment on it. Just something for amuzement.
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/lald8.jpg
"I have hair like that, just not on my head."

The Redeemer
"Sheesh!!! I thought I'd find how to fly this damn thing in here somewhere...!"
The Redeemer
"Quickly...into position you fat croc on the left!!!"
yerssot
I say... rather primitive way to get the soundeffect of Bonds gun
The Redeemer
"...and I thought it was James who had the crabs..."

The Redeemer
"No waiter...definitely NOT Mouton Rotschild..."
yerssot
hey, got that site with deleted scenes too TR

Reborn Again
I don't. Would you care to PM that site to me? Thx.
yerssot
if TR lets me

Reborn Again
Got the link. Thx.
Discos
ah a spoofs thread....i thought it was a witty comment from bond ie "he had to fly"
2 secs and i shall post one
Discos
and this is why we should take sun block seriously....mr bond
Evy_O
ohhh, I'll just watch, I don't think I can come up with comments

Discos
Bonds: oh look i've killed him....him....him as well....and him, oh look havnt killed him for a while
yerssot
they keep returning

Evy_O
they are SO many

yerssot
do they all have a movie they return in?

Evy_O
perhaps they'll make one

yerssot
The Huge Extraordinary Ultra Special Everyone Returns Bond Movie
"Now there's a mouthfull" Jinx, DaD
Discos
lol,
it actually looks like Pierce Brosnans funeral as james bond....as i cant find him anywhere and you can see characters from brosnans time of being bond....
yerssot
can someone spot the NEW bond than?

Discos
mmm.....even though its the pic i added
Discos - lol no
Reborn Again
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/tb12.jpg
"Mmm, the guy sitting next to me...his breath smells like nachos. When is this meeting over anyway? I have to piss like a racehorse after drinking all those vodka martini's. Shaken, and not stirred."
yerssot
"Didn't we just leave this party?"
and
from the guy to the far right:
"Not sure if it's a boring meeting or they sprayed sleeping gasssssssssssss

"
The Redeemer
"Hmmm...is that his Walther PPK in his pants or his beasents???"
The Redeemer
"God...I wonder if John Steed will ever get me outta here...!!!"
yerssot
She's dreaming of a white christmas

Evy_O
he looks so awful in these pants

yerssot
than hope it's the PPK
The Redeemer
"Indubitably!!!"

yerssot
affirmative

Evy_O
what does 'beasents' mean?

The Redeemer
Golden Balls.
yerssot
it's from OHMSS where he brags about having THREE beasants

The Redeemer
About time, Y...about time!!!

yerssot
"Traffic was killing me"

Evy_O
Golden Balls?

yerssot
see, on a shield you can have this yellow circles, they are supposed to be golden balls
The Redeemer
LALD.

yerssot
does he make a similar comment in The Man With The Golden Gun?
Evy_O
why is this so low?

it was a fun idea

yerssot
yeah, and I would love to post a new pic, but ... wrong pc for the link
Evy_O
I can post pics but I have nothing to comment

yerssot
let us do the commenting than
Evy_O
okie
here
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/twine12.jpg
(it's Q cry )
yerssot
"Is that BBC, Q?"
-"Seeing the bad reporting they do, I think it's CNN, 007!"
yerssot
"Hey look, Q, we're on Candid Camera!"
-"I disregard this jibes about our equipment 007!"
Evy_O
Candid Camera

bumping
it was a nice idea cry
yerssot
it really was dear
http://www.patfullerton.com/007/q/q-1979-01.jpg
Grow up double 0 Seven! I got the remote so I deceide what we watch!
yerssot
The David Letterman Show of course!
The Redeemer
Wrong Y...they're checking out Sylvia Kristal's CREDENTIALS for the part of the next bond villain...

yerssot
you're obsessed
"Carry the two, minus five that makes ...er... Q?"
*Q takes calculator*
-"yes?"
The Redeemer
There ARE worse things to be obsessed about...

yerssot
yes, but this is a PG-13 board

The Redeemer
Which is why no one except you and I will understand what we're talking about...

yerssot
till they do a google-search

than we'll get bad remarks
Evy_O
*is off to make google search*

Evy_O
that was interesting

yerssot
you didn't found a new picture?
Evy_O
yes.... of that girl, but forum is PG-13 you know

yerssot
perhaps we can make a remark on one of her pics?
Evy_O
ok; you post it

yerssot
I'll try to find one
yerssot
http://www.musicman.com/4/dn.gif
yerssot
casual bond there

The Redeemer
Nice one Y...very, er, French???

yerssot
what? it doesn't smell

Evy_O
it's a sean drawing

yerssot
http://www.musicman.com/00pic/3542.jpg
Evy_O
where's the remark?

yerssot
crap, wrong thread

Evy_O
ok, so someone post a remark please... and a good one

yerssot
You know the name: Alec
You know the number: 006
Janus For Live!
yerssot
how do you mean? it's still there

yerssot
http://www.patfullerton.com/007/movies/1979/moonraker-03.jpg
Little did Moore know the teeth were real and Richard Kiel had a grunch against him
Evy_O
jaws isn't very friendly towards him, huh

yerssot
he's actually breaking his shoulders

Evy_O
they are not that broad anyway

yerssot
better than in LALD

Evy_O
heck yeah

yerssot
time for a next semi-naked Moore

Evy_O
no, I prefer a semi-naked pierce

yerssot
than get that picture and we'll make remarks

yerssot
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/yolt13.jpg
The new hunchback of the notre-dame
Evy_O
I'll make remarks on Pierce
That guy is sooo good-looking

yerssot
that old geezer
he's yo lovah

Evy_O
remember what I told you about calling pierce old
you say the same about all guys

yerssot
no, what?
but you have a real nack for this one
Evy_O
not the right place to say that
piccies?
Reborn Again
Eye spy with my disfigured eye...
Evy_O
that sounds like an ad

yerssot
What a view ... to a kill?

yerssot
Now buy the exploding goggles, to look like Blofeld

Evy_O
are you talking to yourself?

silver_tears
http://www.southportreporter.com/59/007.jpg
They're getting busy naughty
Evy_O
lucky jinx

yerssot
it's a remark to that pic

Evy_O
oh yes, we remarked that 10 times already

yerssot
then post a new one miss Nag

silver_tears
I wish I had all those diamonds

Evy_O
I will later Mr Smarthead
You can keep the diamonds; I'll have Pierce

yerssot
there is never a later with you

Kaleanae
Halle

silver_tears
http://www.bondmovies.com/opinion/jinx.jpg
Reminds me of Austin Powers

yerssot
I see Kal has some taste

hey Kal
Evy_O
you'll see yerss, you'll see; silly mortal fool
halle

yerssot
if I see five pics of that Berry-woman, evy, I'm sure I won't see ever again

Evy_O
*starts looking for five pics of Halle Berry*

Kaleanae
Hey Yerss

yerssot
I'll do my best to get you banned then
Kal! how are ya!
Kaleanae
I'm Ok, let me look for some non Halle pictures

How are you?
yerssot
I'll gladly comment on those
nervous, exams coming closer

what about you?
Kaleanae
With that women, Miranda Frost (the character)

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/brosnan_pike_dieanotherday_bed.jpg
yerssot
w000000t
"hold it mister Bond, your game is over!"
-"your holding the gun wrong"
Kaleanae
Yep, Final exams coming pretty soon

Then I have to go to the University and the speech I have to prepare
http://www.autointell.com/european_companies/BMW/Bond_vor_BMW_Z8-sm.jpg That vanishing car

yerssot
how did the speech prep go?
well, be glad you see teh car now

Kaleanae
Speech, I didn't write it, I have to give my first draft to my English teacher and I have to write most likely the same thing as the Valedictorian (The student with the highest academic rank in graduating class)
http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Bond/Dossier/Images/goldeneye.pic.jpg The woman that appeared in X men

(Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye)
yerssot
well... write something really boring, then everyone will fall asleep and htink it was good
"Oh no, no squeezing now; please "
Kaleanae
Humm... That sounds good but last years, the girl that was Valedictorian talked about how Fight Club(her favorite movie) expire her to be an excellent student

http://www-tech.mit.edu/V115/N57/goldeneye.57.gif
yerssot
well, which movie did inspire you?
she knows where to pu the sigar

Kaleanae

http://www.radner-digital.de/images/bond/0,,71778-360-240-ims-ex,00.jpg
yerssot
"You ate the last cookie!

"
Kaleanae
I don't know why but James Bond reminds me of Rambo

yerssot
perhaps his hair was a bit too long in it?
Kaleanae
Humm, the hair, maybe that's it
Buu http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/dad-brosnan-madonna-pike-stephens.jpg
Kaleanae
^ Look at those three guys in the window
yerssot
it's a trick!

yerssot
http://www.patfullerton.com/007/moneypenny/moneypenny-1969-a.jpg
Little did Lazenby know that his Moneypenny did scratchpowder on the letter
Evy_O
Lazenby! eek!
She can shoot like that, I wouldn't mind; spare Jinx out of the trouble of killing her

yerssot
wish she shot jinx

yerssot
got that right babe

Evy_O
hopeless

Reborn Again
http://www.patfullerton.com/007/moneypenny/moneypenny-1969-a.jpg
Moneypenny: "You're not my James. 007, put it back in, I implore you!" Notice a big shadow on the type writer.
yerssot
he knows how to keep his tip up
Evy_O
indeed there's a shadow

yerssot
*smacks forhead*
*very hollow sound*
that wasn't the issue

Evy_O
*forehead

really? what was the issue then?

yerssot
agent

never mind pure minded girl

Evy_O
double

I got the issue from the beginning silly, stop spreading false roumors about me

yerssot
spelling

then you should find a new remark

Evy_O
I know how to spell that

I find the pics, not the remarks

yerssot
find a new pic then please

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