Next Bond Theme?
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Discos
Any suggestions, only things I could suggest to go around is that they have to be somewhat popular and suited to a bond title theme
someone suggested Elton John....
I would say Leanne Rhymes could bring a nice catchy tune,
I dont think they would have a rock band do it this time, god forbid they would use the darkness lol
Dream Theatre could bring a good nice rock rythm to it
EllaMarie
I'm thinking they'll choose "Beyonce" (Knowles) because of her current "star status" - (at least in North America.)
Is she of any consequence elsewhere in the world???
Reborn Again
I highly recommend William Hung.
"It's Bond, Bond...oh yeah, baby! It's Bond, Bond...James Bond..."
lol! j/k You know I was kidding, right? Oh gawd, I hope you realize I was kidding! lol
Robbie Williams.
Evy_O
I say no Beyonce, no Robbie Williams either
Perhaps Elton John would be good...
But Leanne Rhymes is even better
Actually I don't mind the artist much, more the song itself.
yerssot
definitly no Beyonce, she probably wants a big part in the movie too to gain some more money
not sure about Elton John... but hey, I'm not that good at songs and stuff
EllaMarie
William Hung....
Now that was clever!
As for Leann Rimes,... do you mean to have her do something "not-so-country-music-ish"??
yerssot
well, and if she does, I take Bond will go to Nashville , Tennessee
EllaMarie
COOL! I've always wanted to go to Nashville!
Wait - if Leann Rimes sings - does that mean she gets a first timer role as a Bond girl too - so that bond would go to Nashville?
Maybe she'd be better than Denise Richards?
The Redeemer
Nah...bring back Barry with a decent voice like Annie lennox for the vocals....Cool!!!
yerssot
you can go, EM, I won't stop ya, twas horrible there
than again, I dislike country music
Evy_O
Who's William Hung?
yerssot
http://www.williamhung.net/
EllaMarie
He is just a recent example of how "ANYTHING" is possible with the right marketing in America! (and that's not always a good thing)
yerssot
good he's not famuos here than
Evy_O
wow, he looks......
EllaMarie
Well, he's famous because the media makes fun of him. He was never really a "contender" on the "American Idol" (like Pop Idol) - but people just thought his performance was so hilarious they ENCOURAGED him - and so now it's as if he truly thinks he has talent!!!
THAT is the U.S. for ya!
yerssot
you dont' have to be a good singer to make money
EllaMarie
That's right - I agree with yerssot - just look at Madonna,... Britney Spears....
ANNIE LENNOX IS AWESOME however!!
yerssot
oh, I'm sure they can sing... a tad ... under the shower where no one can hear them
The Redeemer
Yeah, she's the only British pop singer that can truely be labeled DIVA...
yerssot
Madonna or Lennox?
The Redeemer
Nah...Madonna only WANTS to be a Brit!
yerssot
luckily she got taken back to the states
The Redeemer
Really? I thought she was living in London?
EllaMarie
Madonna the "wanna be"... she's already done Bond music...
LENNOX - definitely!
yerssot
but we want to forget it quickly
EllaMarie
Strange - most people won't "admit" to liking Madonna these days - but how many were actually fans in their younger years?? (I never liked her)
Who buys all those records? She can't be related to THAT many people!!
yerssot
was I even around at that point?
EllaMarie
Around WHAT and at WHICH point?
The ones Madonna used to wear as a bra that could poke you (man who came too close) in the eye?
Okay, that was snarky...
yerssot
that she was actively making music... was I even born at that point?
EllaMarie
Where were you in 1984/85??
yerssot
on seperate places
EllaMarie
So how are you so familiar with BOND??
The Redeemer
He only likes GOLDENEYE!
EllaMarie
He cut his teeth on Goldeneye???
The Redeemer
I know...I cut mine on FRWL...now, THERE's real class!!!
yerssot
they actually did a marathon on a channel here and saw (and taped) them all, loved the secret agent stuff
EllaMarie
OMG!! I'm like the Crypt Keeper compared to you all!!!
sadwalk
Evy_O
that's not weird, I'm not old either, and I still know the movies cause my parents love them
and I like Madonna clap
yerssot
don't worry EM... we're all as old as we feel
btw: topic: the original James Bond theme
EllaMarie
Madonna was all over the radio during my youth/teens... I can't bring myself to like her music or singing.
She is brilliant, however, in marketing and reinventing herself. She's no dummy.
Original James Bond theme?? Doesn't THAT get reinvented with each movie, to a degree?
yerssot
to a degree yes, but since I said "original" I mean the original
EllaMarie
yes but the thread title is "next" Bond theme
yerssot
yes, going back to the original without changing it
The Redeemer
Christian Bale...Christian Bale...Christian Bale...
The Redeemer
The traffic is way too much here...apologies...
yerssot
as Bond or as singer?
EllaMarie
Can Christian Bale sing?
yerssot
in America you don't HAVE to sing to be a singer you said
EllaMarie
Yes, but Christian Bale is a Brit - most singers and actors from there have legit. talent.
yerssot
forgive my ignorance but is madonna british or american?
The Redeemer
I DID say sorry...
EllaMarie
(*laughs and shakes head)
I guess that means Christian Bale is not a singer... at least not anywhere but the shower...
Madonna is an American - married to a Brit - "Guy Ritchie" (Richie?) whose claim to fame is a BMW commercial (I think) and some really bad movies with Madonna as the lead
yerssot
they better kept her on the island
The Redeemer
Naughty, naughty...and then you say you've never seen an Emmanuelle film???
yerssot
I have a pure mind
EllaMarie
Does Emmanuelle sing? offtopic
We are on the "theme thread here."
Has there ever been a country music Bond theme?
yerssot
you'll make a good mod here EM
hmm, I think there has, with that one movie when he was in Kentucky... lemme think about the movie it was a Connery one
The Redeemer
Oh, Emmanuelle sings alright...a delightful feminist song...every time her...
"Oh, the bubbles are tickling my Tchaikovsky!!!"
yerssot
they kept tickling I say old man
The Redeemer
It's a quote from AVTAK, Y...a quote from from AVTAK!!!
yerssot
I know TR... I just made a comment about Emmanuela
EllaMarie
Re: Emmanuelle dontgetit
Maybe my mind is too innocent?
(*frustrated, she leaves for place where posters stay on topic)
yerssot
it's a baaad thing... ask TR
okok ...topic: keep the original please
The Redeemer
Good...the first step of the road to recovery is admittance..."I HAVE SEEN AN EMMANUELLE FILM...I HAVE SEEN AN EMMANUELLE FILM..." go on Y, it's easy...just breathe in and then let it out!!!
yerssot
I never did
The Redeemer
You'd say mass Y...you'd say mass...!
yerssot
let's get back on topic shall we
The Redeemer
What was that???
EllaMarie
Please do (stay on topic).
BTW, TR, I got the AVTAK thing (after the fact)
Aargh! The postings are going too fast! Too fast I tell you!
yerssot
they don't use the bond theme enough during the movie I say!
EllaMarie
I'll "second" that.
yerssot
I wish I could third that... I don't get it... it's the most famous track they have and they only let it here in the beginning
Discos
whoa not being a mod or anything but jesus......topics are hard to stay on lol
when i was teething the first bond film to come out would have been Living Daylights,
I was sperm
Madonna did have some great hits but was acting as a pornstar at her shows lol
Beyonce would actually be a great choice as next bond theme (btw she is quite huge in the UK)
The actual bond "shoot" theme has been changed alot every film, the best place i remember it being PERFECT was in the game "goldeneye" for the N64
Discos - has spoken
Discos
nyah to you......i didnt read all thread,am tired
yerssot
I'm too, going off
Discos
Catch Ya L8r......Buddy
EllaMarie
Well, I've just got to get this in before everyone who isn't in North America gets up in the morning........
Beyonce - gorgeous - great voice - possibly (I had suggested that earlier, actually.... or at least I meant to)
BUT - I've got a CANADIAN choice (who lives in Switzerland part of the year).... who is HUGE - in 2 different music genres - and she is BEAUTIFUL too. Her hubby is a record producer "Mutt Lange":
SHANIA TWAIN!
Go to www.shaniatwain.com to see what she's like if you've never seen her.
Discos
ah she could have of had her chance when world not enough came out
yerssot
I just have something against beyonce
hmmm, shania twain... guess it could well be... just as long as she holds the country back and does more pop or something
Evy_O
that song she made, "That Don't Impress me much", was enough Pop-like
yerssot
yeah, but THAT doesn't suit a bond theme ... maybe she can be bondgirl and sing it to Pierce
Discos
lol,
Bond: i like my martinis shaken, not stirred
Shania: pfft....that dont impress me much
Discos
hionestly though, i thought Garbage did a kick ass theme to show the rock scene a little interest in bond, (god not the 5,6,7,8's from kill bill lol)
yerssot
good dialogue
garbage was okish
yerssot
I'm just listening to the title song of MI:2 by Limp Bizkit...
if they make something like that but a bit more ... calm and cool; why not them as the next artists?
Discos
god no, that would suck, i thought that MI2 song sucked!
might as well ask Linkin Park
yerssot
but it's modern
linkin park... not sure if they can do it slower, not sure limp bizikit can do it slower either
Evy_O
I loooove Linkin Park
I say them rather than Limp Bizkit
I don't think any of the two bands is very suitable though
Kaleanae
U2 for the Next Bond theme
Evy_O
"It's a beautiful day"
Nice, I'd like a girl better though
Kaleanae
or Pearl Jam...
Humm, a girl - how about Stevie Nicks ?
Evy_O
I've only heard of her, never seen her/heard her I think
(or I've just haven't combined the voice/songs with a name)
Pic?
Kaleanae
Here it is http://www.richbriere.com/images/stevie_2001.jpg
yerssot
does she sing too?
Kaleanae
Yes, she was in a band called Fleetwood Mac
yerssot
I know that one
let them do the theme
Evy_O
I don't know her
yerssot
I heard of the band
Kaleanae
I was thinking... U2!!!
Bono and the Edge wrote the song for Goldeneye, maybe they can sing it this time and maybe it would be nominated for a oscar
yerssot
it depends, which big movies get out that year to steal it from them?
but they did the Tomb Raider one too, no?
Kaleanae
Well, I hope is not another Eminem movie, I can't believe that Lose yourself won the oscar and not The Hands that Built America
yerssot
Lose yourself won???? I knew the oscars were barely given to the best in their section, but this is just rediculous
Kaleanae
Yes, that stupid song won the oscar, but at least Hands that Build America won a Golden Globe
yerssot
that's better?
Kaleanae
No, but at least Eminem didn't get a Globe
Tptmanno1
Metallica for the next bond theme, that would be funy as hell!
Kaleanae
How about Michael Jackson or Boy George? This song goes with James Bond, dedicated to the evil women that he loves but they are evil... "Do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry"
yerssot
I can imagine it already....
"Billy Jean's not my lovah!
She's just a girl who claims that I am the double 0
But that kid she got is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son!"
but better then
Kaleanae
That's it, and Billy Jean should be the name of the new Bond Girl... all adds up together
yerssot
but she'll be pregnant?
Kaleanae
Yes, with Bond's baby
yerssot
orrrrr...with blofelds baby after he got frozen and revived
Kaleanae
Revived? Who would have to get rid of his cat in order to have that baby in the house
The baby could be just like him
yerssot
we shall call him... mini-him
Kaleanae
And he would carry a little Kitten
yerssot
but not get his earlobs cut
Kaleanae
Noo, of course not,
yerssot
and that cut over his eye he had in one movie?
Kaleanae
that's going to be a strange birth mark or maybe the nurse, a wacko nurse, while trying to steal the baby, slips and the baby falls making the cut in the same eye as his father.
yerssot
and that nurse can be blofelds secret lovah
Kaleanae
Yeah!! and Blofelds cheated her with another woman, the mother of the baby or Billy Jean and the nurse is so mad she tries to steal the baby who is a new secret weapon against all the nations in the world!
yerssot
how can the baby be that?
Kaleanae
He has a heart made of antimater (something that never, never could happen but heck... is a movie
)
yerssot
they should hire you as screenwriter
Kaleanae
That would be nice, they could have the most bizarre James Bond Movie ever
yerssot
and Tarantino to direct it
Kaleanae
Yeah, the Tarantino/ Tolentino team- we could even win Best Original Screenplay - the only thing is that is not original because the characters are based on the Ian Fleming books
Wait Best adapted Screenplay!
yerssot
followed by best directing, best leading actor, best supporting female role, best music, best costumes, and what else?
Kaleanae
Best Original Song!!
Kaleanae
Best editing? best sound effect, best visual effects??
yerssot
hey, it's bond, they'll never get best visual effects
Kaleanae
But this time... I would contact the guys that worked for the Lord of the Rings movies... the oscar is in the bag!!
yerssot
or ILM... they rock too
Kaleanae
!!!!
Not a bad idea
yerssot
I'm full of good ones
Kaleanae
Now, getting on topic, Cindy Lauper, she should sing the next Bond song
"oh Bond, he just wanna have fun, ooh, Bond just wanna have fun"
yerssot
and he sure does
or Aguilera...
"Lets get dirrty"
Kaleanae
Or Britney, "Ops, I didn't again, I shot your heart..."
yerssot
or christina milan... "Bond getting down and shouts: from AM to PM"
Kaleanae
Christina Milian,
Ok, here goes Justin Timberlake "But I bet you didn't think that Bond would come crashing down, no"
yerssot
or the oldies from Five... letting the bad guy sing:
"Don't wanna let you go, we just wanna tell you. Just wanna let you know, that we will kill youuuuu"
Kaleanae
A classic one from Pink Floyd - the Happiest times of our lives
"When we grew up and went to spy school
There were certain spies who would
Hurt the villains in any way they could"
That's more serious
yerssot
well, if you really want classics, just take AC/DCs Back in Black and get bond to run around in his black smoking
Kaleanae
Or used clothes like the guy from AC/DC with the tie and shorts, I don't remember his name
yerssot
and I only know it from saying
Clark_Kent
is this where i can ask these:
what if Bond had a Child, i mean a child about 20 or something..a child born out of wed-lock. bucked some former bond chick and presto...Bond Junior, a evil bastard. why? because the Bond child becomes a badguy and teams with some female villian, of course not the mom of the bastard but some other female. i know ity sounds nuts, but what if? i mean what else stories can they use. i think its time to get personal...what ya think..don't crucify me, they already have Mel Gibson hanging.
yerssot
a that personal vendatta could be impossible for a bond movie,... the last personal vendetta was LTK and that was related to a druglord and all (and the one in DAF was around 20 seconds
)
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