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i am looking for a online bf that likes to make-out in pms and likes online lap dances

thats interesting...y exactly?
(n y dont u get a real pic of urself...)

well if an online BF is what your looking for, im sure ********* would like to take you up on your offer

pfft yeah I'm sure he would

well it depends whether the person is a guy or girl

what am i saying, no it doesnt

*chokes*

Vamp, hun, these threads really aren't a good idea. Can I give you some advice? Do your thang in the G Club and they'll flock your way

Oh lord, can you spell pathetic??

P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

Was I right? Was I?

What did I win?

i think you just won yourself a new online chick

lol this is oh i cant pronounce the word p..pa....pa..path...pathe...pathe....patheti..c?

..meh people are welcome to do what they want.. if they wish to advertise themselves like this theyre welcome

Awww she cant get a real boyfriend cuz she might be too ugly to get a real one

Dude that was mean.

most of the girls here are much nicer than those round my area, so i can understand why people may look for someone online

but all the girls round my area are slags, so that's arlite

My area's fine.......i just like here better

most people here suck i only stay around for the special few

damn n00bs

Same here man...the girls I see around town are sluts or are total bitches.

On KMC I found a great Love.

But Vamp...if you are looking for an online boyfriend it's not going to happen, just get to know people on here and not promote yourself like this...everyone else was right with it being pathetic.

you mean Overton or Nashville? cause I didn't saw many good looking girls there!

Both

damn I was there the wrong day I guess

told ya about that daughter whose dad had a bar in memphis I guess, she was lots better than what I saw in nashville

There are some really fine women in Nashville, but their personalities suck ass.

In Overton, you get average women with attitude.

hmmm, and where exactly are these girls to be found? *takes pen and paper*

At the highschool mostly in Tennessee...here they are everywhere.

Thats what I love about high school women. I get older, they stay the same age.

hmmm, definitly missed the school I'm afraid... could you show me around Lance?

No.

you bastad, you want a competition huh?

I would show you around, but you wouldn't tell me you were in town...remember Nashville?

that was a hit'n'run, no free time at all
otherwise I would have done it of course, better luck next time

home of the titans.

But when are ya gonna be in Las Vegas??? Tell me if you ever are...and we'll hang out.

Daaaaaaaaaaarn tootin'.

I already was ... before you were there

oh, I'll definitly let you know next time and have free time

Even if you are...with no free time, I'll come find you Belgian Waffle...and err...have fun I guess.

do you bring the fun too? two each?

Nope...I look for fun.

no sharing?

i wanna come too. i will be the one who finds the hotties.

Be here at 7 then...

i wanna nail one of those showgirls with all the shit on their head.

finds? but it would be better if there's someone BRINGING Them

Yeah some girls who would go with us.

that's your job Lance, you're playing a home game

wait, if this chick is looking for a bf, is she gonna put out? i think not!!!

I know you don't, that's why Lance is doing the thinking

I think?

well, one of us has to

We're shit out of luck then...

we have to get someone who thinks than!

Psst Do we know anyone like that?

I'll be your boyfriend



























although I'm not a boy or pathetic

erm... I don't know Lance

Damn

perhaps RJ knows someone? we can always bring Tex or something

NOOOOOOOOO

only if he thinks too

We need ToMacco...then we can slap him, maybe that will get him to think.

well, i have a few dancers staying in my hotel.

definitly need To, you're right Lance... was that thinking?

oh and if RJ can bring those dancers, it shoudl be settled

i have one who is gonna give me a free private "show" on my b day.

Yes.

Ok, who all is coming to Vegas?

I got to be there

i'll bring the condoms and cream corn.

someone bring curling irons and midgets.

I've got the pudding snacks and the handcuffs.

i'll bring the car battery and alligator clips.

Can't forget the whip and leather suits.

and a picture of LTA's hiney.

y curling irons?

kinky ass sex.

o i c! that the way u like it??!!??!!??!!

do you have a plae idea what can happened after such statement

Im sure she got plenty of replies on that one disgust