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Dont try this at home. Ouch.

OMG!!!
wow. what an idiot

Yeah.. everyone knows to let it cool first

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maybe he was very eager

some people just have no patience

i like the way they used a fake name to cover up my identity

didnt see the movie...but wheres the interest in pies comin from...?

never tried the pie thing before.

what kind of paper uses the word pecker and shagging lol

interest in pies come from the scene in the film where he starts fingering a pie, then it cuts to his dad walking in and he has his trousers round his ankles and his penis in the pie


thus entered the classic line 'well we will just tell your mother we ate it'

i'll have to try it sometime

go ahead. i will call the er before hand.

http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/busted2.gif

but y a pie? wut did the pie have a good rack or something?
wtf did he see IN A FREAKIN PIE...did he imagine thats how a girl felt....? loser...

yes he imagined thats how a girl felt
i am not jim i dont know why he liked a pie

but hes not gonna rape a sponge and custard when the films called american PIE

well...u never can tell w/some people can u...
lol
now i gotta watch it...

why not a cake?

Crumbs:s

I like pie....



































....hairy pie

eww

DONUTS !!! Is there anything they cant do?

what..in THAT way ?

the traditional method involves a melon, a drill, and a microwave, this is known as a gooey patterson.

however, this one is almost as bad as the infamous conveyour belt story (you can find it on the net rather easily). basically a really lonely factory worker would spend his lunch times wacking off with a conveyor belt. one day his nut got caught in a gear and torn off. he used a staple gun to staple his sack together and only came to a hospital 2 days later with a nut bag the size of a grapefruit containing 4 rusty staples.

then the film would be called american cake
have you ever heard a song with the lines 'my my ms american cake'



omg, ripped off god i flinched......how can you use a converyor belt? it wouldnt realy work

I saw that melon thing on TV before, the guy was impatient too and he got 3rd degree burns on his dick. OUCH >.<

^^ OMFG!! WHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh dear

the words melon, drill and microwave do not belong in the same sentence....

lol RWD looking at your sig reminds me of the guy whos nut was ripped off

Hahaha
Has anybody here actually tried the pie thing before???

hehe no...
i just wonder where people get that kind of idea.. at what point does using some of the aforementioned (watermellon? )
seem like a good idea?

Must be really sad to have to go to those lengths to get off.

Sauron u have officially undermined the wonderfullness that was my sig...i have to make a new one now u loser...
j/k...i never thought of my sig as something dirty...
lol

What an idiot!!!

thats too funny....imagine if your that dudes doctor and u went to school for like 8 yrs only to wrap up some dudes dick covered in apple pie

look closer.