I am not impressed
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TheProgramSmith
With how quiet the pad is tonight.
TheProgramSmith
I will try and fix that, Ken.
I have a plan. A plan so smart my head would explode if I had any idea what I was talking about.

TheProgramSmith
Is Syren here?
Lan委Windu
wheelchair raygun
RUN OLD MAN! Or AT LEAST ROLL!
Lan委Windu
Did ya see the old man?
Lan委Windu
Look up above your DAMNIT! post.
TheProgramSmith
I see. Ha! look at him!

Tptmanno1
I like the moped!
silver_tears
I'm back

drunk_nazgul
Good. I think.
Lan委Windu
No you're not...

TheProgramSmith
hes got you there, Sil.
SIL! kisss
drunk_nazgul
gun_bandana diva
TheProgramSmith
Are you going to join us at the "Sexy Party"
silver_tears
I have

silver_tears
yea, I don't like you either, thanks

drunk_nazgul
Who said I didn't like you?
You are the KMC Original Silver Tears!! But, o' course, there is none who DO like me...
silver_tears
you're really bitter

and yes I am the original silver_tears

Lan委Windu
I am the Original silver_tears...the current one was a carbon copy of me.
TheProgramSmith
*gasps*
BLASPHEMY!
drunk_nazgul
HA!
Ken is now, Officially, a girl?
I'm the Original Dumbacid.
Lan委Windu
No, silva is a man.
TheProgramSmith
I am *pauses*
The original *pauses*
...I got nothin'.
The One Himself
2 Sils? Oh NO!

TheProgramSmith
MR ANDERSON!
drunk_nazgul
Mrs. Anderson.
TheProgramSmith
Uncle and Aunt Anderson
Lan委Windu
Did you see me naz?
I'm ugly.
The One Himself
it ends tonite?

silver_tears
I'm the best one cry
and better looking too

drunk_nazgul
Yes, I saw you.
YOU'RE NOT UGLY! Because only a stuck-up freak would say that. And you're not a stuck-up kind of person. Hopefully. Because if you are, I'm not posting my pic for you to judge. If you're ugly. I have no hope.
Lan委Windu
I am! No one wants to have sweet, sweet love with me.
drunk_nazgul
Well, um, I don't because you're too old. I can't speak for all the other girls. shutup
silver_tears
Where do we sign up naughty
drunk_nazgul
Aww! Sil, you ARE a caring person... on the outside... spam_laser
Lan委Windu
Don't get me thinking you want some of the Lanceman...you dissappoint me.
silver_tears
what have I ever done to you

and anyways Ken is my friend

so butt out
silver_tears
I want all baby naughty
drunk_nazgul
*butting out*
sadwalk
Alias_Neo
yes

silver_tears
thank you, like I have never done anything to you, in fact I liked you,
Lan委Windu
Come get some.
drunk_nazgul
Me, or AN?
Nobody is allowed to like me. I look like a gnarled up frog tree.
silver_tears
*flies to vegas*

Lan委Windu
Scott likes you...obviously.
drunk_nazgul
What do you mean, "obviously," Ken?
Lan委Windu
Everytime he PM's me, he tells me that you two are a couple.
drunk_nazgul
Every time?

That's sweet.
Lan委Windu
I think he thinks I forget.
drunk_nazgul
That makes me smile, for once today. Thank you, Ken.
*kisses you on the cheek*
drunk_nazgul
*laughs*
Yes, go on and pimp.
drunk_nazgul
you look good in a Cadillac.
Lan委Windu
My Caddy is pink.
drunk_nazgul
winkiss Very pimpin'. Pink. Well, my Hummer's black.
Lan委Windu
Oh yeah?
My H2 is chromed out!
drunk_nazgul
Mine is... mine is... Mine is bigger than yours! ROFL
Lan委Windu
But mine is newer and not so rough...plus it has a 5 screen DVD player.
drunk_nazgul
Mine has 4 tires and a spare!

Lan委Windu
Mine has 2 spares, and 5 wheels!
drunk_nazgul
Mine has holes in it from a giant battle in the middle of the Caribbean in which the island blew up and sank. Then I retrieved my H2 from the sea. It's got fishies in it, so, HA!
Lan委Windu
Mine already had fishes in it...I had them build an aquarium where the back seat was supposed to be.
drunk_nazgul
YOU HAD THE POOR FISH TO MAKE YOU AN AQUARIUM?
drunk_nazgul
Cool.
Okay, you Hummer's better. But my runaway city bus rules over all runaway buses!
Lan委Windu
My bus doesn't run from me...

drunk_nazgul
So? My bus runs, or wheels, away quickly! Running over many many senior citizens.
drunk_nazgul
Are you on it? Because it has all the utilities, if only I could catch it...
Lan委Windu
I wish...I wanna hear the old farts squish.
drunk_nazgul
Ha, that was a cool post! Make that your sig! lol!!
drunk_nazgul
"I wanna hear the old farts squish"
That's why.
drunk_nazgul
Fine, it's mine!
Lan委Windu
* Clears throat... *
Look at my sig.
wuTa
this is unbeleivable there is not a soul in this forum..what the hell?
drunk_nazgul
I was here before I left,. Then come back. Now I'm here, so that makes you wrong.
drunk_nazgul
Wait, then I left again... Dangit!
wuTa
thats right!...i'm never wrong

drunk_nazgul
You just made me correct! PPPPT! Ha!

drunk_nazgul
See, my message made you correct making me correct. I'm making no sense. I might as well go to bed. Night!
I win, cuz I give up on you, WuTa.
wuTa
no u gave up so i win....i always win

drunk_nazgul
No, I'm just a loser. Always have been. I don't even know you, dude! You do win though.
Syren
Oh dear, what is the place coming to?

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