The Sexy Party
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TheProgramSmith
Its a sexy party, need I say more?
Tptmanno1
Yay, where are the sexy ladies?
Lan委Windu
* Dances like a fool in hopes to attract a woman *
TheProgramSmith
Uncle Smith is on top of things.
burlyman
I see dead people.
dave123
yeah, this is lively
silver_tears
*cart-wheels in*
Lan委Windu
Yay a woman! No more sausage fest.
drunk_nazgul
... ermm What about sexy guys?
TheProgramSmith
Its a SEXY PARTY! Nothing but SEXY PEOPLE!
Its like a beautiful persons club, of sorts
Tptmanno1
But, I'm right here!
drunk_nazgul
I don't belong here, then. I'm leaving.
dave123
*grabs sils by the hand and runs off*
*notices the "y" in the thread title* damn
TheProgramSmith
There is room for even the most homely of people. Alcohol will fix those imperfections.
drunk_nazgul
Hey, I'm drunk nazgul, and I don't even see any difference.
TheProgramSmith
Yes, but you are acustomed to your image while being intoxicated. Others have to see you drunk before judgin.
Lan委Windu
I'm ugly...
silver_tears
*runs off with davey*
TheProgramSmith
Did I come through for you, dave123?
ha ha, I said come.
dave123
i see no boobies..... but its still early
drunk_nazgul
Pff... right.
Don't say anything until you see me.
Oh, and my clothes are staying on, thank you.
dave123
if i don't see any boobies (sils or otherwise) i hold you responsible, TPS
LindsIsSexyK
Right here
(Well one of them atleast)
Lan委Windu
Damnit.
And btw, you can judge me by looking at my pic.
silver_tears
why I never schmoll
*leaves to sun tan by the pool*
Lan委Windu
My sexy girl!
Or I mean....my sexy friend.
drunk_nazgul
I'm not leaving the party just to look at YOU!
J/K, I'm going.
dave123
*sneaks up to join sils sunbathing*
TheProgramSmith
*Stands and Marvels at his Sexy Party*
Yes, thats the good stuff.
silver_tears
stay away
dave123
*wraps an arm around sils* what have i done
TheProgramSmith
Aww, sils.
hug
silver_tears
hug the audacity of seeing boobies
dave123
blame yourself sweetie
if you wern't so cute, maybe I could resist myself cry
drunk_nazgul
Hey, Ken, you remind me of someone...
Oh, yeah.. this cool dude at my school who plays guitars.
Anyways... *strips to swimsuit*
TheProgramSmith
The Trumpet man!
silver_tears
okay you're forgiven
drunk_nazgul
*goes to pool*
dave123
winkiss thanks sils
LindsIsSexyK
*imagines Ken playing the guitar*
TheProgramSmith
Glad you could make it, Lindsay
Lan委Windu
I can pluck a few strings and make noise...that's all.
LindsIsSexyK
Me too
Surprisingly enough, I actually had some spare time when I WASN'T working to come chill on KMC for awhile
Lan委Windu
Work's a b!tch.
Linds, you got AIM?
drunk_nazgul
*tries to drown self!!!*
Jumpy
silver_tears
omg me too eek
LindsIsSexyK
Yeah well, I'm not even sure I could HOLD a guitar correctly, let alone play it.
TheProgramSmith
That is funny. Well, make yourself at home. Welcome to Smitty's first Annual SEXY PARTY
TheProgramSmith
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dives in after Drunk_Nazgul*
NO! BREATH, DAMN YOU BREATH! I know CPR EVERYONE!
Lan委Windu
I know I can't...literally...I try holding them like a right hander would, but I'm a lefty.
dave123
REALLY misread that
LindsIsSexyK
*signs on to her aim account*
My s/n is the same as my KMC name
.................my old KMC name
drunk_nazgul
*cough*
thank you, TPS. But why did you do that?
TheProgramSmith
To save your life? Should I not have?
TheProgramSmith
SYREN!?!?!?!?!
drunk_nazgul
I don't know. Should you have? Or are you planning on getting drunk enough to think I belong here?
silver_tears
some party
dave123
yeah, someone do something
TheProgramSmith
Oh, um...
is there something else I can call you other then Drunk_Nazgul?
LindsIsSexyK
*agrees with Irene*
I really have no idea what's going on here.............
silver_tears
*jumps into pool*
drunk_nazgul
DN, or Nel, or Greenleaf.
There is no other.
I forgot I can't swim. *puts clothes back on.*
TheProgramSmith
Where the hell is Syren?
silver_tears
sleeping
drunk_nazgul
Blah, blah blah!
Um, let's party!
TheProgramSmith
YEAH!
*takes shirt off, cracks a beer.*
Alrighty then!
Alias_Neo
hey guys
silver_tears
tell me Deacon, do you have abs?
drunk_nazgul
OoOoOoOoO!
Shirtless guys! I like!
leatherface12
Cool another party.http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/party/party045.gif
dave123
rename this to the sex party
get 10x more visitors
TheProgramSmith
I like to think I have an attractive body. I have had no complaints from the opposite sex.
Rogue Jedi
i am here!!!!!!
silver_tears
very nice to hear
LindsIsSexyK
Hey Neo, Hey RJ - long time no talk
TheProgramSmith
Thanks!
So, am I going to be the only topless person here? I promised dave123 some boobies
dave123
not yours though
drunk_nazgul
No boobies from me! Well, maybe if Scott walks in...
TheProgramSmith
I see how it is DN
Lan委Windu
* Goes semi topless *
You only get half a nip.
silver_tears
*removes t-shirt to expose black bikini*
Tptmanno1
Ok im bored,
Ahh whatever.
*Jumps in pool*
drunk_nazgul
Semi, Ken? Why and how?
TheProgramSmith
Come on, Ken!
dave123
i'd go topless and post some pics if i could
drunk_nazgul
TPS, what are you trying to say??
TheProgramSmith
Umm,
Ummm,
Nothing? Yes, that should throw them all of course
silver_tears
*sun tans by the pool again on her stomach*
Tptmanno1
*whispers to DN*
He wants you!
Sil thats cheating!
silver_tears
I'm evil
Darth Revan
it's naz!
*walks in wearing nothing but a pair of jeans* *cranks up the stereo*
drunk_nazgul
... You're freaking me out.
Okay, I'll go find the remote for the stereo. Me be tha DJ. Any requests?
lil bitchiness
This thread loks like its gonna turn into Orgy!!
Im missing BKK, Tex and Raz though for it to be REALLY good
silver_tears
cry fine
Alias_Neo
very good
TheProgramSmith
Me? Freaky? Never!
*cracks another beer* Anyone else?
Darth Revan
*leans against a wall, looking sexy*
silver_tears
*raises sunglasses to look at DR*
drunk_nazgul
Who wants me?
Tptmanno1
Hmm, I'm feeling the Nirvana
Wayyy too evil Sil
TheProgramSmith
MILLA IS HERE!
Darth Revan
Hello ladies
Darth Revan
hey naz play "Schism" by Tool
drunk_nazgul
Nirvana it is.
i thought I heard that someone wanted me, but I guess I was hear-lucinating.
lil bitchiness
You know you usually participate in our orgies
group ORGY!
Tptmanno1
Hmm Im gonna be like Sil
Takes off shit to expose white t-shirt
dave123
so, when's the orgy starting
lil bitchiness
winkissflowers
silver_tears
oh god yes drool
TheProgramSmith
Well, I wasnt going to mention it, you know. But, *digs foot in the ground in a shy manner* I was hoping that maybe you would like to sit and talk for a while? *puppy face*
drunk_nazgul
Oh, God, I can't stop laughing!
Tptmanno1
Glad we're on the same page!
TheProgramSmith
At last, the Pad is alive again.
silver_tears
I'm preoccupied, **** spelling diva
Plus us divas don't need to be understood
Darth Revan
*taps foot impatiently feeling ignored*
dave123
sooooo, let's get this party started
Tptmanno1
FYI that was a TYPO!!
drunk_nazgul
Okay, anyways, what's the next song?
Darth Revan
"Schism" by Tool
Rogue Jedi
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheProgramSmith
*Goes to the roof and does huge cannonball in the pool, getting Sil all wet*
Tptmanno1
Hey Sil wanna join me in the hot tub
lil bitchiness
deadly viper assasination squad!
drunk_nazgul
"Schism..."
? Okay ?
Now, Scott isn't here! This is not fair! I might just leave out of jealousy. *thinks about it*
silver_tears
now you must get me a towel
Darth Revan
Whaa...? You never heard of Schism?!
dave123
everyone's harassing sil
and i'm not part of it cry
Lan委Windu
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
silver_tears
*watches DR out of the corner of her eye*
TheProgramSmith
I dont recall volunteering for the position of SLAVE to anybody, miss Sil.
Tptmanno1
don't leave!
No music!
Darth Revan
*feels slightly less ignored* *drinks tequila*
drunk_nazgul
Nope. And you're with me, DR.
silver_tears
oh but sweetie I'm an exception
Tptmanno1
God dammit im too late allways!
TheProgramSmith
Let play spin the bottle!
dave123
how we gonna do that?
TheProgramSmith
Yes, but I dont have any towels.
*tosses Sil his shirt*
That is the best you get. Sorry!
Tptmanno1
Uhh I dunno but it sounds fun!
drunk_nazgul
I'm going into a dark place with someone.
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