who would you marry???

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Mrs_bloom
who from potc would you marry!!!!!
ME WILL OF COARSE

Machete_guy
I wish ye put sum gurls...sad

SimoneDepp
me jack ofcourse!! but he's in love whit vanessasad so....*cry*

Machete_guy
Who vannesssa?

SimoneDepp
vanessa paradis or something......she's in love whit johnny d

Machete_guy
lol Ha Ha!!!!!!!

SimoneDepp
hahaha....

Machete_guy
yes hahahahaha..

SimoneDepp
hahaha.....eek!

JacksBabe777
o...k... I PICK JACK!!!!!!!! i don't know why you like will.... of coures he IS hot and very cool.... kinda, like only a little. BUT JACK IS SOOOOO gorgeous. i wish i could keep him!

johnny.d girl
i agree 100%!!!!!!!!!!

Machete_guy
It could help if it actually bounced

ArrghPirateGirl
I PICK JACK but I voted 4 monkey LOL So did 2 other People YAY U ROCK whoever voted 4 monkey

johnny.d girl
there happy?????

and yes i picked jack.......by far!!!!! muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

ArrghPirateGirl
Yeah ever1 knew u would JDG

Mrs_bloom
surprise surpise!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Go away LOL

Mrs_bloom
fine then!!(wait u go it is my thread)

Machete_guy
You cant OWN a thread man, like me can OWN own a thread dude that is like sooo bogus man dude Fooocus. (hippie voiece)

SimoneDepp
no no no no!!
be happy!!
no war...peace!!!!!

BloomBabyGirl
i must go with w to i to the double L

tinkerbell668
I dunno who id pick....Jacks a "player", as i would say!! He is a flirting machine!!! Will umm i dunno, hes kind of a wimp, but yeah hes ok, and so is Jack....man how am i supposed to choose!!!!!!!!!!!

el-pirate
I voted JACK!!!!!!!! (was doubting about the monkey though.... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Machete_guy
Aww i cant chose any of em!

tinkerbell668
what about keira??

ArrghPirateGirl
He hates keira

tinkerbell668
ok makes sense...

ArrghPirateGirl
He would sooner marry lipgloss than Keira. and he HATES lipgloss

tinkerbell668
hey he could marry...giselle or anna-maria, right? he could go on the dateing show...

ArrghPirateGirl
LOL *puts BU on a dating show*

tinkerbell668
lets meet contestant number one *cheesey music* hmmm who should be the contestents???

ArrghPirateGirl
Oh I wonder

Bending_Unit
Huh? where am i? *strugling to see with bright lights*

ArrghPirateGirl
Ur on the KMC forums dating show. So how do u feel? R U excited?

tinkerbell668
Contestant # 1: shes a girl who likes to get dirty...she likes candle light dinners and walks on the beach...and if you rub her the right way she can be your genie in a bottle!!!

*looks to APG to introduce contestant #2*

ArrghPirateGirl
Contestant #2: She is a LIPGLOSS lovin physco who has a graet bod, she loves shopping and wearing lipgloss....but she has been known 2 have bad BO

tinkerbell668
Contestant #3: Shes a very "natural" gal, likes camping, hiking and apples!!!! She loves to garden and she likes snakes!!!!

now Bending unit you have to ask each girl a question: 1 at a time...

*cheesey music comes on*...

ArrghPirateGirl
*dancing 2 cheesy music*

jjoutlaw3
hehehe...this is funny...sooo...which does MG choose??

o btw...i choose JACK!!!!!!! there really is no choice there! i adore Jack!

ArrghPirateGirl
Same *sigh*

tinkerbell668
where is he???

ArrghPirateGirl
dunno
*looks around*

tinkerbell668
*taps foot* how will we do the show?

ArrghPirateGirl
Hmmmmmm....................*paints walls bright pink*

tinkerbell668
*looks at walls* why'd you paint them pink????

APirateMonkey
*shrugs*

jjoutlaw3
*paints walls dark navy* hahahaha!!! pink must be done away with!!!!!

APirateMonkey
*paints wall fluro green*
This is a datin show. It needs 2 b bright

asdfasdfg
I would so marry jack!!! I was insulted when you put don't pick him next to jack's name!!! wtf???? that's not nice!!!!

tinkerbell668
*looks around at walls* nice touch APM!!! Pink had to go!! *Paints groovy flowers* now its a dating show!! oh yeah!

jjoutlaw3
*paints stripes over flowers* mmmm....now thats purty!

tinkerbell668
hmmm *looking at the flowers* it could work....

jjoutlaw3
hehehe...cool...actually, it does work...i drew it out an it looks very cool...i tried to put it here but it didnt work because it was like the wrong file type or some shit like that...but whatever...

tinkerbell668
very fun!!!!

jjoutlaw3
o yeah! wait what's fun? did i miss something? is that sarcasm or were u being serious? am i being stupid or am i being stupid?

*becomes president of the confused club*

Bending_Unit
oh!.... ok thenbig grin
um...hmm.....wats ur fave thing to do contestent 1#

kazdapoppinfrog
cool umm ok lol b_u how was victoria???

kazdapoppinfrog
Sry but this color wont do *paints walls pink again with purple lipglosses everywhere now its a dating show*!!!!!!!

jjoutlaw3
BLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *replaints walls neon green with flowers and blue stripes*

Bending_Unit
(Victoria was good, better than NSW)
i wanna go with contestinent 3#big grin

APirateMonkey
Okay
*contestant number 3 walks out and BU c's that it is the Ugly Step sister from Shrek 2*

Bending_Unit
Argh ok ok contestant #2

APirateMonkey
*Kacie walks out*

Bending_Unit
Ok kacie then, lol i dont want the other one

Johnny.D_Freak
what the??........ blink explane some1 PLEEEZZZZZZZ

APirateMonkey
Dating show
*out walks Kacie*

Bending_Unit
Well can i atleast see contestent #1?

tinkerbell668
I think I described Christina Agulaira?? hmmmmm *thinks* I dunno...oh well lets just use her!!!

Bending_Unit
Ergh i hate her

CrazyInLove
Who do you like BU? Then we can describe that person



Becca~

asdfasdfg
wait...i'm kind of confused now...contestants and numbers and...AHHH SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME PLEASE!!!!

APirateMonkey
We have put BU/MG on a dating show
So..........Kacie it is then......

Princess Re
no one man!!!! ewwwwww............if you get married you get tired of em and have to keep em,but orli on the other hand,who could get tired of him?

~Johnnyz#1~
Johnny on the other hand...who could get tired with him u mean!!!......*sigh* lol

APirateMonkey
~meanwhile while u 2 r blabbering~

Kacie is trying 2 snog BU

APG: So U still wanna go on a date with her?

All_For_Orlando
WILL! WILL! WILL!!!!!

APirateMonkey
LOL I think I already knew that

Bending_Unit
Hmm...where am i....why does my foot hurt?

APirateMonkey
I wonder.........No really I do.....

Bending_Unit
U do wat?

APirateMonkey
Meh?

Bending_Unit
Huh?

APirateMonkey
Eh?

Bending_Unit
who?

APirateMonkey
..............Oh yeah U meant 2 b going on a date with Kaz remeber evil face

Bending_Unit
AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO

APirateMonkey
evil face Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa laughing

el-pirate
ohh, that's kinda mean! no expression *hits BU for being mean to kaz*
(sorry, very violet person)

Johnny.D_Freak
LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMG eek!

APirateMonkey
Wat so funny????

Johnny.D_Freak
the fact that she hit BU!!! LFMAO!!!!
(sry michael!! lol)

Bending_Unit
Ow my head! *falls back off cliff* eerr crap

APirateMonkey
Er...u fell of da cliff in a diffrent thread........... meh all well

el-pirate
cliffs everywere! digs big hole at bottom of clif, fills it with water and lets in pet shark, mr.cuddles

APirateMonkey
*falls off clif but misses pool*
Ow.........I was hoppin 2 have nice sharp teeth kill me quickly
*dies*

tinkerbell668
poor APG...Oh look a kitty!!!!

el-pirate
*throws mr.cuddles (who stil excists in this thread) on top of APG* hope it helps!! big grin

tinkerbell668
Don't think it'll help...unless she wants to be eaten....but she's dead what does she care?? In fact why do I care??

el-pirate
don't know...... but in case she still has het medallion, i'm fullfilling her last wish!! big grin wink to die fast by sharp teeth!! do your best mr.cuddles!!

tinkerbell668
hmmm mabye she would want some cake....*gives her 7 layer cake* now THAT...is a cake baby!!!!!!

el-pirate
well....she dead allready, so wh y don't you give that to me, i'll keep it save for you big grin *grabs delicious 7 layer cake and runs for it, scoffing it down on the way*

tinkerbell668
*watches el fade away in the distance* sorry APG...wheres ragetti did ya fire him???

el-pirate
ragetti?.......ahh well *still running*

tinkerbell668
Its her 300lbs body guard that brings her back to life!!!

el-pirate
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now i remember!!! *stops runnig, to eat chocolat* no clue were he is.....

APirateMonkey
dots TOPIC ladies big grin

el-pirate
big grin i'm marrying jack right now!!! look at my pretty dress!!! kiss

darktim1
Elizabeth

APirateMonkey
Elizabeth??? Wow thats a first big grin

BloomBabyGirl
i would wanna be her jsut cuz she was drunk with jack on a islnad and has will n norrington on her ass...she a piamp shifty

ArrghPirateGirl
lol laughing

tinkerbell668
lol yeah that does make sense bloombaby...thats not a bad idea either. lol laughing

Johnny.D_Freak
i'm with Johnny now shifty yes love

tinkerbell668
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw thats sweet...really it is!!!

Johnny.D_Freak
thanx big grin

tinkerbell668
ur welcome!!! big grin

Johnny.D_Freak
lol..........so......dotsbored

tinkerbell668
I married Orlando!!! a long time ago though lol !!

ArrghPirateGirl
We no big grin

tinkerbell668
just checkin!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Okiez laughing

tinkerbell668
hmmmmm we already answered the topic question

el-pirate
just married jack!! everybody invited for reception (somewere in a different thread...) beer Happy Dance beer

tinkerbell668
eeeek I'm there!!!! I'm in two places at once...cool!!!!!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Yep me 2

tinkerbell668
funny isn't it??

Unholly_Cheese
No No its pronounced...b-eee

tinkerbell668
......oooooook?

ArrghPirateGirl
blink

Unholly_Cheese
B-EE!!!!!!!!!!

el-pirate
sorry...... huh confused (LOL u changes your name!!!)

tinkerbell668
.........................whateva

Princess Re
who would i marry?

orlando,orlando,orlando,orlando,and orlando! love

tinkerbell668
i married him...yay!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Yup....I did marry Jack but JJ ran off with him mad

tinkerbell668
awwww now el has him...

ArrghPirateGirl
Hmph...mad.......I feel unloved

tinkerbell668
marry one of his other characters...alot of them are verrrrrrrrry hot!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
....Nope........*still feeliing unloved*

tinkerbell668
why not? He's done like 50 movies and ya don't like one? He looks like jack in another movie where he thinks he's don juan quiotui!!! Yummmy!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
HUH?............Im confused now blink

paula 7
smokin' Do you think you are the only one that can marry Jack sparrow. I would have to send him to AA. meeting though LMAO

tinkerbell668
heres him in don juan demarco: (eeek hope it works)

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1121/Mptv/1121/1872-0009.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0112883

tinkerbell668
^he thinks hes the ultimate womans fantasy...hilarious movie!!!^

tinkerbell668
has anyone seen dat movie???

ArrghPirateGirl
Nope...They dont have it at da Vid shop sad DAMN THEM mad

tinkerbell668
did ya see da pic?

ArrghPirateGirl
Nope sad

tinkerbell668
can u look at it? theres a link somewhere in one of my posts

ArrghPirateGirl
*looks*

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