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i think its hilarious when people try to dress and act like the really awesome characters from games os shows but end up making themselves look like idiots

personaly i find this humiliating because who in there right mind would do this!!!!!!

*hides jedi robes and lightsabre*

tsk tsk, yers, that lightsaber probably didn't even work nono

but I did new batteries in it too

what brand of batteries? were they the kind that keep going and going and going?

You mean like cos play?

they didn't keep going that's why I had to change them

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ilove that bunny furry and pink makes you want to take a 9mm to your head because itsssssssss sooooooooooooo cute

lol the duracell advert

Discos - get a bleeding mains switch

*under breath* stupid Lucas worshipping yerssot... has a better lightsaber than me.. :

*points and laughs at geeks*


























*hides her Hallowe'en costume of cat woman*

*points and laughs at the non-believers* when the Emperor takes over the Milky Way, only THEN will you get it

I'll be waiting on my roof with a baseball bat

I haven't had the pleasure of running into any one doing this,I'm sure it hilarious!!

Every time a new Final Fantasy game comes out theres someone wandering aroudn dressed up at a video game store.

it's mace windu's deluxe lightsabre

So we can rest assured earth is protected. By the pink bunny and men with plastic swords. Brilliant

wait till the LOTR geeks join in

we don't have much with the matrix dudes though

Then we'll get horses as well!

Can't they bend some spoons?

and plastic shields

no, they want to jump through the sky "doing a superman" ... they're too lazy to bend our spoons!

Plastic shields are the best And they come in all colors!

Won't that ... hurt?

lets hope they don't melt too soon

bending spoons? no! it's easy!

I meant superman-thing when you're not superman ...

nah, only when you try it on the 14th floor of an apartment

Auch!

it's even worse when you do it on a higher floor

Really??!!?? Wow. Sometimes this world needs a bit of logic

it's even worse if I'm the one who has to bring the logic

Apocalypse!!!

wait till I drive down your street, than it's Carpocalypse

Don't tell me they allowed you to drive!!??!!

they did, some massive bribing was needed, but they accepted

Those people clearly didn't care that much about the continuing existance of life on earth

they're the first on my to hit-list

You have a .. to hit-list??
*makes arrangements to silently dissapear from streets*

oh yeah, those that gave me my licence if they're still alife are the first to go
old teachers too... you know ... the usual

Good to hear you've got a purpose with your life

my only problem will be that I can't hit them all

Can't you brain wash some children to be your private kamikaze army and continue your work arfter your death???

that's cruel how could you say such things

Only because I knew you wouldn't do it ... otherwise, I'd kept quiet.
Sorry, didn't mean to sound cruel. *pads your back apologetically*

it's so mean of you
*signals to little Dan to crawl back into the closet*

But ... but ... I didn't mean it!!
And you're the one who wants to kill everybody!! That's mean as well!

but I speak dutch! I'm per definition evil!

you as danish should be eaten

Not logical, not logical!! Back on duty, I see!

I swear, I'm not tasty!!

a yerssot is never off-duty where I go, mischief follows

but I like danish and I'm hungry ... again

A yerssot??!!?? Is there more of you??

Don't look at me like that! Get yourself some chocolate or something!

there was a whole series out of me, but they killed them all off, the bounty hunters thought I was a competition to them... they kept me alife cause I amuse them

you think you taste better with chocolate? *runs off to find some*

That's very sad. Poor yerss *strokes your chin soothingly*
Do they constantly surveil you then??

Nonononono!! chocolate seperate, me seperate, only - eat - chocolate!!

yeah, it's a hard life but you can spoon them perhaps
they let me be for now, but my monthly check-up is coming up

but ... danish

Any time!! Send me some pics so I know who to hunt and it'll be done!!
They run a check up?? What do they say about your beerbelly??

No danish!

they use masks, so I don't know their real faces
they say it makes me look funny so they let me have it

but there a finnish isn't eatable!

Oh no. Death eaters!!
They do have a point there

Thought you ate verything??

death eaters?
hey! you're making fun of me

yeah, but humans ...

You need to read Harry Potter
Oh no!! No! What i meant is ... it's very nice indeed! I've never seen anyone carry a beerbelly with such dignity!!

I'm a human!! And you still wanted to eat me!!

I'm a bit stuck with free time actually... have quite some stuff to do

so, you're not joking? you should get one too, to carry with dignity too

but you're also a danish

What are you up to?

But that's exactly what I'm working on!!

Ohno! I'm a Dane!

erm, I have three books to read and of course this place, ... and failing exams next month too

than you should drink so much more!

I can't eat you?

Takes such a long time to prepare to fail exams? What exams? What books? This curiosity ...

I'm working on it! *taps another beer*

No, you can't eat me. I'm not eatable.

yeah, ...cause I don't want to risk me actually passing them, that would be bad ...books... erm... The Unifying Force, Spectre of the Past and Tatooine Ghost () ... exams: law, historiography, geography, history of the dark ages, history of Greece & Rome and history of art

beer! which brand is it??

I'll take your word for it ... for now, till after the chicken

Why??? You're being illogical again, sweets!
Are they any good? Never heard of them, actually ...
Doesn't sound good. Is that high school?
Me and Clovie are throwing a after exams-party, you're welcome when it's all over!

Carlsberg of course!!

After the chicken there's icecream and muffins, so no room for me!

see! I ace the illogical thing, I should teach people that

well, law isn't bad, ...dark ages either but the rest belongs in hell
nono, they're definitly not high school, if so I didn't worry about passing
an after exams-party? with chocolate?

oh, can I get one?? it's gooooooooood

don't count on it, I got a big stomach

You should! Can't stay alive with only that bartender job, which is not really a bartender job.

And they only come out of hell at special occasions to bother you? Typical.
Of course there'll be chocolate!

You I like!! Sure, here you are ...

I'll rub myself in something you don't like!

but a ... job! that's so... working like I can't do that it's so... unlazy

yeah, and this special occasion they deceided to drop in all at the same time
chocolate! you gotta get me in

thankies! I'll give ya a Palm in return, good belgian beer

oh please don't rub yourself in chocolate; I hate that

Not at all! finding just the right job is an art! And some jobs demand that you be able to do nothing at all for a longer period of time!

Poor Yerss Need garlic and crucifix?

You'll get a backstage pass!

Sounds good! Never tried that one before ....

Chocolate?? Well, maybe ... but these vedgies are pretty good as well ..

I wonder if they need people to test pillows, I would love such a job! well, you would hate it, but I would love it

and a silver bullet too please

backstage? kewl! who are the VIPs?

from the +300 beers we have ... that one is my fav! you gotta try it out

what vedgies are you thinking of?

No competition, then! I know they sometimes need people for sleep experiments. Do you have an interesting sleep?

*loads gun with silver bullet* here ya are!

Not quite sure. Whoever looks the parts the most, I guess.

You have 300 beers??? But .. it's a rather small country, isn't it?

That depends ... what don't you like?

yeah! it interests me so much I want to keep having more and more of it definitly need to do a sleep-pillow-testing-experiment thingie

teehee! but I'm afraid of the backfire

looks the parts the most?

yeah, but we got special abbeys and such were they brew quite a few for our devine entertainment we specialise in it I say

brussels sprouts?

Glad I could be a source of inspiration I think you'll do good!

God's doing the brewing!!??!! I'd love to see our sermons!

Looks most like VIPs

Brussels sprouts it is then!

oh yeah! when it comes to pillows, you're the one I follow in the opposite direction I hope you don't need special training

yeah, the best way to keep our interests is to make us some good beer well, ... go see your sermons

I'll get me some sunglasses *runs off*

oh no I'll salt you!

Not at all! I'm a natural!

Actually meant yours. I'm getting tired - this screen's hurting my eyes

Make sure they're black!!

Oh no you don't!

not in the field of pillows I'm afraid

close your eyes and mentally get your typing on here it should work I think

of course blank, what did you expect? pink?

but what can I do??

Yes, I am. Just moved on to the next level

Hmmmm ... what did I just mentally type? Did you get it?

It being you ... yes

Eat something which is not me!

to the level of disliking it

wow, that's weird... did you just mentally typed you're eating a plastic bottle?

hey, only the hair, I could go for some blue sunglasses

okok... chips? there's no line in that?

Exactly! It take a big amount of practice and selfcontrol

Ehm ... not exactly I'll try again, with bigger letters ...

Oh god, don't ever let me see you with pink hair and blue glasses!!!

Definately not, course she doesn't like them and stays far away!

I'll just stay on my level of being lazy and sleeping, that goes faster

wow! girl! you're shouting now *covers ears*

but ... it's the fashion! shown in London! you're not down with the flow girl!

she doesn't? that's ... a shame

Laxy and sleeping - fast? Illogical illogical

Oh, sorry! I'd better stop this mental thingie

Hopefully not

Not at all, she's quite happy about it

laxy? but I have to be illogical, can you imagin a world where I'm logic? *scared*

what were you trying to say?

you have no idea what cool is babe *snap snap*

is it a danish thing?

Well, sometimes you do sort of say something logical ....

oh ehm ... hmmm ... just that I'm tired. And hungry. Better go get something to eat. And get some sleep ....

Obviously not And what a relief

No, actually quite the opposite. It's not very Danish at all .., I make a very poor Dane

Now I'll go home and sleep. Without my pillow
See ya!

I certainly do not! I'm very very illogical ,right?

sleep? already? it's not even 9 ... here ... yet... had a long day?

I should soooo invite you to a fashionshow

ow no nation-spirit or something? not in touch with the politics?

see! without! you make no sense what so ever ... but do have a good sleep

Would it break your heart if I said that you -sometimes, just sometimes-actually make sense and is all very logical?

I know. But that internet cafe was very dimly lit, the air was very bad and I was starving. Sorry. That's what you get when you can't go online at home - and I've just been evicted, so there's not really any hope I'll be able to do so for quite awhile ...

Oooohhhh!! Do that do that!!!
I just still can't see what you'd do at a fashion show?

No, not really. Not in touch with neither politics, nor chips, nor sports ... I do drink carlsberg, though, so they won't kick me out just yet

Your the one who doesn't make sense, remember!!