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cha you no wut......... i have SUPER NATURAL HUMAN POWERS!!!




1. i can turn invisibal
2. i can kick ur ass with my super strength
3. i can seduce guys with my super beauty and then kick their asses all over again!

what r ur super powers???

and u cant have the same as mine!!

Uh huh....

i have a super human addiction to boobies.

Why do these threads happen?
Might as well jump in. I have super speed that and can run circles around you.(Not that i do much running of course)
I have super strenghth and can throw you faster than smiling_sadly can kick a guys ass

cuz u get bored, and then u make a thread!

exactly.

Ahem. Edit.^

yep, u never told me ur powers mbp!

I have the Super NATURAL Human Power of laziness.

SWEET!

i can smoke a cigarette super fast.

I want one right now.

um....uh...OK that IS SUPER KOOL!

i know a guy i call premature ejaculation man.

that is just sad...

i can exit this thread super fast!

Themes dude.... don't enter if you can't anticipate anything to do with the title...... Telekinesis here

ur mean...

only when they are rude to the host of the thread

i can kill idiots with my thoguhts.

o i wasnt talking to u!!! i was talking to wuta or w/e his name is...thanx tho!

really i wish i could!!! i can only seduce them!lol

I'm psychic

I can see death people

Um, I'll have the combined powers of Spidey and Wolverine...with a side of Jedi please.

those are some really cool things....i can walk really slowly!!!!

I can eat

WAY COOL!!!

yesss! I deserv a record guiness!!

cha ya do, i can speak whale!

kewwwl!!! I can make cereal!

WOW....i can see, bet ya can never beat that one!

teach me some whale! ok.. I know some let se..

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii I wanaaaaa lllllleeeeaaaarnnnnnnn mooooooreeee

good, thats a start, now try this


IIIIIIIMMMMMMtttttttEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBeeeeeeessssssss
TTTTTTTTwwwwwwHHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEssssspppppppp
peeeeeeeAAAAAAKKKKeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeVVVVVVVVVEEEE
EEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

but it wot werk on for sum reason

woooooooooww hooooooooooow diiiiiiiiiddd u leaaaaaaarn alllll thoooooseeeeee wooooooorddddddddddddddddddds

are u calling me an idiot??? not cool....man not cool..

im sorry, it was a joke

not coool!!

IT WAS A ****ING JOKE

our too ... no te esponjes morro

i hate you

and............

alright man, dont blow ur head off..... i was also jokin...well sorta lol

love you?

im confused, dont get me confused


and i learned all that whale from my friend in the ocean her name is....uh......i for get but she got bad memory as well! lol

My power = I have the power to annoy the sh!t out of people whenever I wish.

Dont talk to her or anyone else like that! Keep your negative thoughts to yourself.

OK, I have these amazing SuperSyren popularity powers.

Other girls that have these are Lil B, with her MagicalMilla powers, and Silver, with her IntuitiveIrene, don't f*ck with the Divas diva

And Tex, of course, with his SexxyTexxy powers pray

Another power of minne is the power to overpower any power that empowers me, I'm quite power mad, POWER!!!!!

(sp) on a lot of that

You have the power to overpower divaness??

*snap snap*

Perlease, girlfriend!!

lol my superpower is i have the greatest tolerance for very stupid ppl

if i had a super power i'd know about it but i haven't found it yet...

well u should keep looking

most def if i have some secret powers going to waste .....

yep so u have to look for it

I ahve the super power to survive INCREDIBLE amounts of Vodka

Yes, I second that, Vampy is the Vodkinator

maybe i should change my name again...

I knew you were gonna say that, and I'd be really flattered if you did

Either:

The Vodkinator

or

The Vodkanator

i'm SO doing this.

The Vodkanator.

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YaY!!!

*feels proud*

done now just wait for Razmeister

Currently I would wish not only for instantaneous healing powers but psychic ability too

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siiss to the rescuee! :hug:

awww...ok....but you no everbody.......no one can out beat my powers! im the one that started this thread! HAHAHAHA

sure?

its true!

IF I had special powers I'd want to solidify oxygen, but make its appearance the same, and laugh at the morons that walk into the invisible walls

I would want the ability to change reality to my will.

that would be pretty funny..can i watch with u?

sure

GREAT.....when shall we do this?......cuz im bored right now!

not now...cuz I'm leavin

KOOLIO!

*watches in anticipation*

i have super flagulation powers.

im dumb, wut is that?

i have super farts. flagulate=farts

oooo thats gross! but funny!

FART

im talkin on the phone to this randome person that just farted (i hate talkin on the phone, and i hate the guy that just farted)

i just farted. hate me?

no i dont hate u, i hate the guy that i was talking to....witch wasnt u...

yeah i have em so what?

I dont have super human powers. I am a normal being who isnt delusional

i think not!

I think all of u r idiots becuse i'm the only one with powers

If i had super powers i would rule.

Originally posted by superman3000
I think all of u r idiots becuse i'm the only one with powers
Watch the profanity! Consider yourself warned.

i would want jean greys and professor xaiver's powers that would rock.

look out mean people!!!