Super Natural Human Powers!
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Smiling_Sadly
cha you no wut.........

i have SUPER NATURAL HUMAN POWERS!!!
1. i can turn invisibal
2. i can kick ur ass with my super strength
3. i can seduce guys with my super beauty and then kick their asses all over again!
what r ur super powers???
and u cant have the same as mine!!

leatherface12
Uh huh....

Rogue Jedi
i have a super human addiction to boobies.
mailedbypostman
Why do these threads happen?
Might as well jump in. I have super speed that and can run circles around you.(Not that i do much running of course)
I have super strenghth and can throw you faster than smiling_sadly can kick a guys ass
Smiling_Sadly
cuz u get bored, and then u make a thread!
mailedbypostman
Ahem. Edit.^
Smiling_Sadly
yep, u never told me ur powers mbp!
LanİeWindu
I have the Super NATURAL Human Power of laziness.

Rogue Jedi
i can smoke a cigarette super fast.
LanİeWindu
I want one right now.
Smiling_Sadly
um....uh...OK that IS SUPER KOOL!
Rogue Jedi
i know a guy i call premature ejaculation man.
Smiling_Sadly
that is just sad...

wuTa
i can exit this thread super fast!
Raventheonly
Themes dude.... don't enter if you can't anticipate anything to do with the title...... Telekinesis here
Raventheonly
only when they are rude to the host of the thread

LarryTheArch
i can kill idiots with my thoguhts.
Smiling_Sadly
o i wasnt talking to u!!!

i was talking to wuta or w/e his name is...thanx tho!
Smiling_Sadly
really i wish i could!!! i can only seduce them!lol
Freddy_vs_Jason
I'm psychic

gabimr2
I can see death people

Creechuur
Um, I'll have the combined powers of Spidey and Wolverine...with a side of Jedi please.
Smiling_Sadly
those are some really cool things....i can walk really slowly!!!!
gabimr2
I can eat

gabimr2
yesss! I deserv a record guiness!!

Smiling_Sadly
cha ya do, i can speak whale!
Smiling_Sadly
WOW....i can see, bet ya can never beat that one!

gabimr2
teach me some whale! ok.. I know some let se..
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii I wanaaaaa lllllleeeeaaaarnnnnnnn mooooooreeee
Smiling_Sadly
good, thats a start, now try this
IIIIIIIMMMMMMtttttttEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBeeeeeeessssssss
TTTTTTTTwwwwwwHHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEssssspppppppp
peeeeeeeAAAAAAKKKKeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeVVVVVVVVVEEEE
EEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
LarryTheArch
but it wot werk on for sum reason

gabimr2
woooooooooww hooooooooooow diiiiiiiiiddd u leaaaaaaarn alllll thoooooseeeeee wooooooorddddddddddddddddddds
Smiling_Sadly

are u calling me an idiot??? not cool....man not cool..

LarryTheArch
im sorry, it was a joke
gabimr2
not coool!!

LarryTheArch
IT WAS A ****ING JOKE
gabimr2
our too ... no te esponjes morro
gabimr2
and............

Smiling_Sadly
alright man, dont blow ur head off.....

i was also jokin...well sorta lol
Smiling_Sadly
im confused, dont get me confused
and i learned all that whale from my friend in the ocean her name is....uh......i for get but she got bad memory as well! lol
Kosta
My power = I have the power to annoy the sh!t out of people whenever I wish.
lil bitchiness
Dont talk to her or anyone else like that! Keep your negative thoughts to yourself.
Syren
OK, I have these amazing SuperSyren popularity powers.
Other girls that have these are Lil B, with her MagicalMilla powers, and Silver, with her IntuitiveIrene, don't f*ck with the Divas diva
And Tex, of course, with his SexxyTexxy powers pray
Kosta
Another power of minne is the power to overpower any power that empowers me, I'm quite power mad, POWER!!!!!
Kosta
(sp) on a lot of that

Syren
You have the power to overpower divaness??
*snap snap*
Perlease, girlfriend!!
tns
lol my superpower is i have the greatest tolerance for very stupid ppl
ladygrim
if i had a super power i'd know about it but i haven't found it yet...
tns
well u should keep looking
ladygrim
most def if i have some secret powers going to waste .....
tns
yep so u have to look for it
The Vampinator
I ahve the super power to survive INCREDIBLE amounts of Vodka
Syren
Yes, I second that, Vampy is the Vodkinator

The Vampinator
maybe i should change my name again...
Syren
I knew you were gonna say that, and I'd be really flattered if you did
Either:
The Vodkinator
or
The Vodkanator
The Vampinator
i'm SO doing this.
The Vodkanator.
Syren
clap
YaY!!!
*feels proud*
The Vampinator
done

now just wait for Razmeister
shaber
Currently I would wish not only for instantaneous healing powers but psychic ability too

gabimr2
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siiss to the rescuee!

:hug:
Smiling_Sadly
awww...ok....but you no everbody.......no one can out beat my powers! im the one that started this thread!

HAHAHAHA
gabimr2
sure?

§pearhead
IF I had special powers I'd want to solidify oxygen, but make its appearance the same, and laugh at the morons that walk into the invisible walls

eleveninches
I would want the ability to change reality to my will.
Smiling_Sadly
that would be pretty funny..can i watch with u?
§pearhead
sure

Smiling_Sadly
GREAT.....when shall we do this?......cuz im bored right now!
§pearhead
not now...cuz I'm leavin

Smiling_Sadly
KOOLIO!
*watches in anticipation*
Rogue Jedi
i have super flagulation powers.
Smiling_Sadly
im dumb, wut is that?

Rogue Jedi
i have super farts. flagulate=farts
Smiling_Sadly
oooo thats gross! but funny!
Smiling_Sadly
im talkin on the phone to this randome person that just farted (i hate talkin on the phone, and i hate the guy that just farted)
Rogue Jedi
i just farted. hate me?
Smiling_Sadly
no i dont hate u, i hate the guy that i was talking to....witch wasnt u...
Korri
yeah i have em so what?

LarryTheArch
I dont have super human powers. I am a normal being who isnt delusional
Smiling_Sadly
i think not!
superman3000
I think all of u r idiots becuse i'm the only one with powers
Penelope
If i had super powers i would rule.
Storm
Originally posted by superman3000
I think all of u r idiots becuse i'm the only one with powers
Watch the profanity! Consider yourself warned.
natashia
i would want jean greys and professor xaiver's powers that would rock.
look out mean people!!!
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