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Hello all!
Judging by the fact that you all got past the bouncer outside, you are all obviously very cool and accepted into the hippest spot this side of the G-Club. Now that you are in here, feel free to dance, party and have loads of fun.
VIP rooms are readally avalible on request and all drinks are on the house!




Now being the some of the first people in the TP Club (You lucky Cats you!) you get the first oppertunitys at some of the marvalous jobs we have here.
These wonderous employment oppertunitys include:
Bartender
DJ
and Hired Dancers

Now welcome to the Club and have the time of your lives!

The toilet paper club?

No Maybe I should change it to TPT club I just thought TP sounded cooler

lol exactly

cha im so a dancer! how much do i get??

Uhh, Free drinks?

this club bites the big weinie.

well hey we just oppened up, u want a lap dance?


i cant give u one, i dont no how...i just started!

^Shaddup!!

^ wut im just tryin to help ur business!
I QUIT!!

*throughs beer on ground and storms out*

Ima DJ now, n'kay?

ok!

*turns on some APC*

Here for protection money. Making you an offer you can't refuse.
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nice music DJ!!!

i am with the zoning committee. you are so closed.

Sweeeeeeet.

i was gettin bored any who....

"Last edited by Raz on Today at 12:01 AM"

wut did u edit?

he was tryin to hire u as an exotic dancer but ur underage n he got arrested...

^err ok.

um are u talkin about me? well fine i wanta become a hostess!

how old are you, anyways?

me???? im 14...old enough to become a hostess...in some states...

how old are u?