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Wooohooo!
Just heard from the man himself. He shall be back!

yay

*puts away streamers and party supplies....moves them to a closet*

Oh phooey!

Who does he think he is commencing news bulletins to announce his imminent arrival!

Me? schmoll

You're not worthy of a dark hole in the depths of the OTF Mattex

Jeez tex you use that smilie to much?

How dare you!?! ranting

I turn my nose upon your mention! schmoll

Oh who was right *snap snap*

* takes out a bat * Do you really want me to hit you with a bat for turning your nose upon my mention?

Grease up your big hard bat and hit me hard big boy! drool drool

We can take turns "pitching"! captain

Ok..... then Ill just leave.

Scuse me while I go throw up now

Durr Hellen Keller, you should've used this smilie: puke

Tex as much as it pains me to say this, you provide amusement alright

Tex also provides horror.

Yep, I talked to TH yesterday, and he said he'll be returning shortly.

*Puts fingers together*
Excellent..........

i hope he didnt want it to be a suprise......

did he ever say he was going away for good?
cause all he said to me was that he was gonna be away for a while

i knew it.

YAY!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!

he's coming back!!

Yeah, but how do you know that I'm really not a 'she'?!!

she's coming back?

afro2

TH your back!

*hugs*

Welcome back, sir!

*phew*

TIRED HIKER YAY

Nice to have you back Tired Hiker.

how about Tex's pad?

Not in your wildest dreams doll!

My pad would be to ultra exclusive for you common ruffian hooligans! diva

there are two o's in too

I wouldn't want to go to the Tex Pad...it would be full of those Queer Eye guys.

I would love The Tex's pad, hot guys with great fashion sense as far as the eye could see drool
As long as I didn't have to share with Tex *snap snap*

...

if you are a she, then you have a lot of explaining to do...especially about the profile...'gender: male' would be a lie if you are a she...

Okay, I'm a 'he'. You got me.

Oh......My.......Gawd!!!

cry

I missed you............

I missed you too, Syren.

Syren, will you spank me for old time's sake??

Mr. Kilmers back!?

Yeah, but I never really left. Raz is making this seem like it's a big deal, when really I'm just flesh and bone, just like you. Except for maybe my penis is bigger. Joke, of course

I always liked you, Clarence. Always have, always will! -Kilmer, True Romance.

LOL I concure. sadly my joy has waffed away. for I noticed my room was foul and indeed a Cat was the culpret.

sad day it is

Hair ball? Pee? No, not the cat poo???

I think he did that sonofabitch, hes a dead man

*flips TH over knee and rips down pants*

naughty

Would you like me to yell anything encouraging whilst I redden your ass sweetie?

speak for yourself on that one

Daddy is back?

They always do come back.

I = happy

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

you could say that again!!

cry

I never got one of those

For what?

HORRAY FOR TIRED HIKER! THE PAD IS SAVED!

You are my hero, TH!

Not to sure where he went off to

wow he left for like a week....

Here what I have done in that past week .. . .

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you

I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like fire
This burning desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I believe in the kingdom come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
Well yes I'm still running

You broke the bonds and you
Loosed the chains
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believed it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

jesus, you can even spell it

And upon returning to KMC, have you now found what you are looking for??

I'm with Korri on that one

i want my daddy yay!

It's called copy and paste hun

Now now, settle down, Dear.

Yes, I have. All along, what i really needed was a colonic.

what?

What?

what is it "colonic" ?

It's just when like you go get a colonic. Where they shove tubes up your corn hole and flush out your colon. It gets rid of all the fecal matter that could potentially clog your pooter.

i don't understand at least half of the words you just used *hides*

Sorry.

no need to be.
i'm sorry about not knowing english

but i'd like to know what does "colonic" mean...

It's basically an enima. Which is sort of like a sea creature.

sth like coral?
or star fish?
or what?