Whores Anonymous

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lifeless_angel
im a whore, any1 esle a whore?

Darth Revan
no expression

<<Solo>>
How long untill this post is closed?

lifeless_angel
reow, im sry, i was trying to make a forum, im new
lol, nice signature, its cool....whats it from?

<<Solo>>
Once Upon A Time In Mexico if you were asking me.

lifeless_angel
yeah, i was....

eleveninches
uh. no no
How much are your services??

Price List??

<<Solo>>
Lol....Hey 11 maybe she is Lindsay Lohan!!laughing out loud

lifeless_angel
ok....50 cents.....for the first hour, 1.75 each additional hour....

lifeless_angel
no, im not lindsay lohan...whos that?

Fallen Jedi
i'm not a whore. i'm a flirt, but not a whore. cool

Darth Revan
no expression

<<Solo>>
'Ts all good as long as your not a whore.

eleveninches
shes a hot little ho eek!

eleveninches
wow. even i can afford that, and im living on a student loan. Happy Dance
what are your limits? How far will you go???

<<Solo>>
This is getting pretty funny.

leatherface12
Are you seriouse or joking around? stick out tongue

<<Solo>>
Common Leatherface we are pimps we can handle this situation.But gently very gently.

leatherface12
laughing out loud Im just seeing what she would say. stick out tongue

eleveninches
Im da ma$ter p!mp. I'm da illest /\/!99@ pimp ever dawg. yo yo, wassup homies!!

leatherface12
Yo yous not as much of a pimp as me homie. stick out tongue

<<Solo>>
LoL. And 11 sure you are G-slice.

<<Solo>>
I'm the main pimpmeista big tyma.

eleveninches
w'$up B!@+che$

<<Solo>>
Your are b!tch we're not yours. laughing out loud

leatherface12
Yo foo don be usin dat language around us or we will jump you in da hood. laughing out loud

<<Solo>>
Ya evrything ^he said Biyatch.

eleveninches
U'r +r!pp!n' D@\/\/G

Dogbert
lol
I hope they keep this 1 open; it amuses me happy

eleveninches
y0 y0

! g0+ /\/\@h H0e$

<<Solo>>
FU.We've already said loads of times that we had more.

leatherface12
Yeah but you dont have a pimped out ride like me and solo.

My ride &gt;http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/auto/auto34.gif Solos ride &gt;http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/auto/auto171.gif

eleveninches
my ride laughing out loud

leatherface12
laughing out loud I have rides like that except better. stick out tongue

eleveninches
I have some totally cool pics, but id get banned if i posted them here laughing out loud

leatherface12
laughing out loud Well post them and then delete them real fast. stick out tongue

eleveninches
okay. here goes

eleveninches
yummy breakfast.

attatchment deleted laughing out loud

leatherface12
eek! Nice. stick out tongue

Lan©eWindu
http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/auto/auto171.gif

silver_tears
thats sexy love

Darth Revan
Lance, why are you driving in reverse? stick out tongue

Lan©eWindu
I'm not...I was just driving on the wrong side of the road....damn drunk drivers.

Linkalicious
nah you're just European now. big grin

Whore's are a beautiful thing...

Lan©eWindu
You said European....hehe You're a peein'.

Linkalicious
*shake shake*

*ziiiippp*


Done! and we'll have no more talk about my tally whacker in this thread...i thank you.

eleveninches
I always thought most of europe drove on the same side of te road as america, but the opposite side of the road to britain. Correct me if i'm wrong

burlyman
You're right, I think..

Lan©eWindu
I dunno.

<<Solo>>
AhHAHAHA....Me and Leatherface totally have pimped out rides.

cLoVi€
right side of the road in most of countries

in uk and australia left side
i dunno how it is in canada.. confused

eleveninches
I think it's right in USA and Canada.
Im not sure about Japan, china or otther asian countries

crazy_c
and left side ireland yes

Linkalicious
more whoring, less car talk!

cLoVi€
roll eyes (sarcastic) y?

Linkalicious
because as i've previously stated


Whore's are a beautiful thing..... yes

cLoVi€
laughing out loud suuuuure.....

Linkalicious
i have a dream that one day i will be the world's most successful man whore...well second to Colin Ferral of course.

(did i spell his name right?)

cLoVi€
oh geeeeeeeeeez............. laughing out loud


(i think it is spelled different)

Linkalicious
Well you get the point.


And actually i don't want to be a whore. I got my eyes set on a special lady. And i can't wait to get to be with her.

cLoVi€
you'll be for sure.

Linkalicious
patience....is a virtue.

So does KMC actually have any whores other than TH? I mean, I know The Force gets around, but seriously people...

Korri
eek!

Linkalicious
ahhhhh....

I see Korri has decided to join the Whoring ranks...naughty

Korri
you guys are nothing without me raver

Linkalicious
Ravelicious Korri! version 2.0

So do you....wanna be a freak and.....sell it on the weekend?

Korri
maybe naughty

Linkalicious
that was my Salt n Peppa reference right there....

i tell you what gurl!! Check dis out! You hoe it fo me and i'll tap dat ass til it taps out. pimp

Korri
oh yeah...you go baby raver

Linkalicious
you know what...i gotta leave this thread. Whoring isn't my specialty. We'll leave that to someone else. See ya in another thread Korries.

Korri
bye xxx

Syren
*struts in*

Oh dear, another little lost lady. Well, perhaps 'lady' isn't quite the right word.

I've come to offer Little Miss Whorish a job in the Club.

Get in there, show me what you got, and bang! You're hired diva

Linkalicious
Gotta be back for this.

Korri, get your butt in the club and shake it sista!! diva

as for you little miss syren...shifty

how ya been?

Korri
sorry who are you talking to dear? confused

big gay kirk
I own two whores... one for each side of the boat...

Rogue Jedi
did i miss something? big grin

big gay kirk
Sorry... that's OARS, isn't it....

Rogue Jedi
whores.....i have several staying at my hotel now.

eleveninches
im hung like a whores

Rogue Jedi
hung like a whore?

eleveninches
whores. sounds like horse. laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
okiedokie.

Korri
eek!

Syren
Pfffft, this thread still open??

Looks like the Club got competition..........

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gullom
why should this thread be closed... the girl is honest...honesty is good....


CLOSE THE THREAD ALREADY.....

Syren
Joke, I don't think any threads should be closed in the OTF unless they're pornographic, incriminating or insultive towards any member no2

Gullom
well you got a point there....

Please go on with this thread.....

so any chance of you coming to Bahrain and give me a call ...and you know....

smokin'

Korri
no expression

the lost boys
this thread is degrading.

Korri
laughing...no expression

the lost boys
Here's something I just can't understand
If the guy have three girls then he's the man
He can either give us some head, sex her off
If the girl do the same, then she's a whore

cLoVi€
blink i don't agree.

the lost boys
its a song u ass hole. go and jump

cLoVi€
weep why the fuc.k r u so mean to me?

Linkalicious
The lost boy...that was uncalled for, especially for quote such crappy lyics.

Besides, men can't be whores because they don't get emotionally attached like girls. Guys get physically attached to booty, girls like....something....beats the hell outta me what it is..

shaber
Why should pornographic threads be closed? That crosses the line from being sensible regulation to the openly dictatorial.

Line
Isn't that just the thing about whores? That they don't get emotionally involved?

Linkalicious
Bingo!

Besides...women can be players. Look at Syren. She'd be a whore if she had no self confidence...but she's in control of the situation. So that makes her a female player.

Line
But ... thought you meant that guys can't be whores because they DON'T get emotionally attached? And that world be the hallmark of a whore, wouldn't it?

Linkalicious
yes...yes it would.

Syren doesn't get emotionally attached...she makes them get emotionally attached. Female players are fun to study...it's intereting seeing how they think

Sy...i'm still figuring you out if you read this.

Line
So guys can be whores! Grrreat! big grin

You study female players? Kind of hobby?

Linkalicious
i study women in general. There's a lot guys can learn from them...

And yes guys can be whores....i've been trying to reach whore status for months now. roll eyes (sarcastic)

clavis9495
IM A WHORE eek! eek! eek! and dayumn proud eek! eek! eek!

Linkalicious
i dunno.....you don't seem so hoe-riffic to me. shifty

what are your qualifications??

Line
So hows it going? Feeling your inner whore coming forward?

Syren
*is totally flattered by Brent's comments*

cLoVi€
don't care hunny!

shaber
No, it actually doesn't work that way.

Linkalicious
my whoreness is in full effect. don't test me...

Mini Hiker
blimey

hello

cLoVi€
blink

Mini Hiker
yeah hi

Linkalicious
woohoo!!!

what's up ladies?

silver_tears
laughing out loud

Mini Hiker
blimey Irene!!

i thought i smelt cabbage erm

cLoVi€
nuthin? confused

Mini Hiker
eek!

cLoVi€
blink ? huh?

Mini Hiker
*sniffs*

cLoVi€
cry whhhaaat???? confused

Mini Hiker
i smell cabbage, its coming from irene roll eyes (sarcastic)


stick out tongue just kiddin doll

cLoVi€
laughing out loud

Mini Hiker
big grin

Leo.M
*stands up in a room full of ppl* Hi my name is Leo and................. and I'm a whore crytissue

Ken Kenobi
I'm a man whore, an attention whore, and a...erm...consumer whore!

DarkC
I'm none of those.

Ladyluck
I'm an attention whore yes

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'm an attention whore yes
But not as demanding as others.

Leo.M
Originally posted by DarkC
I'm none of those.

DC, I've seen you........ and you are a man whore stick out tongue

DarkC
Originally posted by Leo.M
DC, I've seen you........ and you are a man whore stick out tongue
BS!

Ron Jeremy
Originally posted by lifeless_angel
im a whore, any1 esle a whore?


Your not new smile

Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
But not as demanding as others.

That's because I always get the attention I seek stick out tongue

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
That's because I always get the attention I seek stick out tongue
True.

A lot of it from me, come to think of it.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
True.

A lot of it from me, come to think of it.

Haha that's true stick out tongue

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Haha that's true stick out tongue
Who else besides Mist?

Ladyluck
eek! There are a lot more than just you two! stick out tongue

Leo.M
like who shifty ( sorry just board sad )

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
eek! There are a lot more than just you two! stick out tongue
schmoll

Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
schmoll

Aww but you're my favourite hug

DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Aww but you're my favourite hug
Thanks. I (sort of) needed that.

Sir Mist
Originally posted by DarkC
schmoll

I agree, she's playing with our minds schmoll

-hh-
Originally posted by lifeless_angel
im a whore, any1 esle a whore?

price range?

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by -hh-
price range?

if you to ask, you cant afford it. wink

-hh-
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
if you to ask, you cant afford it. wink

stick out tongue price range for you? wink stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by -hh-
stick out tongue price range for you? wink stick out tongue

hmmm depends.....you got enough to buy me some real bling?

-hh-
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
hmmm depends.....you got enough to buy me some real bling?

the world is yours wink

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by -hh-
the world is yours wink

and your a lair stick out tongue...you just wanna get jump started.

-hh-
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
and your a lair stick out tongue...you just wanna get jump started.

pretty much laughing

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by -hh-
pretty much laughing

thats how most guys are. If any girl would believe such a lie she would have to be..... blond stick out tongue

-hh-
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
thats how most guys are. If any girl would believe such a lie she would have to be..... blond stick out tongue

or someone that spells blondE wrong wink

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