Alias Neo
the year is 2004AD. One day a lovley russian man became president of russia. but he was evil! *dum dum dum*
*2 years later*
a russian ninja destroys the pentagon *shocked*
the west, now with out any radar systems is defenceless.
so russia sents millions of troops over and invades *woot!*
*300 years of hard fighting later*
only 1 million humans remain on the earth. Then aliens come *yay*
and kill them all *boo*
the earth went boom as the mothership (which is called bill)
fired a giant laser at the earth.
but!*it goes on* 10 people escape on a small rock just the right size for 10 people *that was lucky*
but one of the woman had a baby, so they pushed the old man off.
disteaster stuck as they collided with a alien motorist. all but one human was left, clinging on to the small rock. floating, floating, floating
*a couple of billion years went pass*
a alien tourist found the human remains, which were put in a museum. now small alien children ask their dads
"daddy whats a human?"
and the dads would say
"humans were the scum of the universe, so we went and killed them"
all the kids would cheer and once again intergalactic peace was restorded thanks to the men in black!
*woot*
*2 years later*
a russian ninja destroys the pentagon *shocked*
the west, now with out any radar systems is defenceless.
so russia sents millions of troops over and invades *woot!*
*300 years of hard fighting later*
only 1 million humans remain on the earth. Then aliens come *yay*
and kill them all *boo*
the earth went boom as the mothership (which is called bill)
fired a giant laser at the earth.
but!*it goes on* 10 people escape on a small rock just the right size for 10 people *that was lucky*
but one of the woman had a baby, so they pushed the old man off.
disteaster stuck as they collided with a alien motorist. all but one human was left, clinging on to the small rock. floating, floating, floating
*a couple of billion years went pass*
a alien tourist found the human remains, which were put in a museum. now small alien children ask their dads
"daddy whats a human?"
and the dads would say
"humans were the scum of the universe, so we went and killed them"
all the kids would cheer and once again intergalactic peace was restorded thanks to the men in black!
*woot*
