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Are you serious??

Aye??? For real?

The plane must have had something wrong with it, because it crashed a couple miles out of town...it's all over the news.

can't be true. It's not on CNN right now. They cover EVERYTHING.

I live in Vegas dude...or close enough to it...I would know.

Its not on teletxt or google news. I dont have any news channels in my flat

it's not on MSN either. I was just there and headlines are about some Wedding party in Iraq that got bombed by some planes

MSNC.com....is that even a real site?

Well thats not good either!

is it msnbc?

OMG! This is terrible!

Its not on abc or bbc news either. Not on sky news either

Nice joke Ken

*sniff sniff*



oh god....someone check their feet!!! I smell bullsh!t!

This is a sad day!!!!!!!

*cries*

My keyboard sticks and B doesn't come up half the time.

*hug*

Thanks Chris...I just love how everyone was checking the internet and their news channels to see if it was true.

coulda been worst....we coulda believed you.

I was just about to go and tell the rest of my flat. I would have looked like a total idiot

Yeah, I turned on the tv and changed to MTV. I knew if this had actually happened they would have been the first channel to "cover" it.

You checked the news...admit you at least thought it could have been true. Stop trying to cover up your loserness, is that a word?

That would be hilarious!

haha

I did! Ahhhhhhh! I'm an ass! Oh well, you probably already knew that......and if you didn't, you do now!!!

You have all tasted the fruits of my boredom.

it's like what they did on april fools day before. It was during the 40's or 50's or something like that, and the UK radio announced that a large scale alien invasion had started, and flying saucers could be seen flying over the cities. Amazingly, loads of people were seen going out into the middle of the street or their own garden looking up at the sky. Of course, they all denied that they believed it.

1st i checked my email for any news updates from CNN. Then I actually went there.

Then because i smelled bullsh!t i checked your MSNC.com adress and then stopped trying.



What did you expect me to do? I coulda told you that Michael Jackson got assualted by a group of angry mothers and that it was all over the news....you woulda checked too

Didn't someone already do this with a rapper or something? I'm getting a weird sense of deja-vu.

11"...

That was a radio show of the War of the Worlds.

It wasn't a joke.

Not for me

i knew that it wasn't true

Vanilla Ice

Was that ice something....or was that real?

And just exactly who's 'big one' was she biting?

I'm not talking about you...I'm thinking about the flatmates.

Certainly not Justins.

Err...umm...

Wayne Newton

*looks down and checks self*

OMG!

Damn that b!tch!

I said suck not use as a chew toy!!!

She was biting mine. The dirty ho

What the whole one?

well, sucking more than biting

11 inches!i!i!i!

You wish microdick.

/\ you'll never know

G-r-e-a-t!

No I won't...and for that I am thankful.

me 2

Me also........!

she is dead?

So she's not really dead after all. That's good. I wouldn't feel right fantasising about a dead person.

Or you could just dream of being a grave robbing sex feind.

oh ok

OMG that scared the shit outta me

I had a dream last night, and Britney died in my dream

I was so freaked out by this cry

*hug*

thanx hug

are you people telling me that you'd actually be sad if she died? can i ask....why?

no, I was just scared I had supernatural psychic powers

the dream was really scary cry

hey....if you do end up with those powers...



Will you tell me who i end up marrying? and whether or not i'll be successful?

*uses psychic powers*

you will marry....nobody you'll end up a lonely beerdrinking bald bastard with no life !

however, you WILL be extremely successfull careerwise

damn it Ken, why did you have to get my hopes up ranting

*looks down at stomach*

*then at top of head*

OMG! it's starting to happen already!

Either you really are psychic....or you're just the devil!

I kinda like option 2

you love duckface too huh?

that explains it! You're the devil!

duckface drool

whats not to love

on a truer note...Tony Randall died yesterday. He is most famous for the Odd Couple tv show. He was 84...

and that is true. you can check CNN if you don't believe me.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/18/obit.randall/index.html

no offense but making threads about people dying for a joke is f*cking sick!

it's ok Thor....it's just Britney Spears.

I mean, some people would consider getting married for 18 hours pretty sick too.

Whether she was Britney or some other person, it does matter if she died.

Maybe I am sick. You tell me.

lance IS sick but thats what we like about him

puke -> Now thats love!

thats not funny, thats upsetting, i hate the singer but joking about someone is dead is sick man

It's been done many times before, and it's funny.

With Britney, it is funny

yeah..cept that singers HAVE died via plane crash...not too funny...

if you think joking about somone dying is a laugh then i feel sorry for you cause that is totally screwed up...even if it is someone you don't like it's just not right!

Yes, and those are serious times...this joke only lasted like 15 minutes or something.

too many deaths to be makin fun of it

Get a sense of humor you 2 good god.

excuse me if i think that joking about someone dying isnt funny

At times it is...it was't really joking about her dying, it was more of trying to catch people off guard anyways.

Right this is getting a bit much now. I think that this post should be closed. Its upsetting some, and far as I can remeber the rules don't agree with that!

I don't mind if it gets closed...the point of the joke was already accomplished.

I know, and I not having a go, coz you got me off guard. I admit. But if its offending others, maybe it should be.

its offtopic so it cant be closed

many many offtopics have been closed...

Like I care

I hate britney! :P

that wasn't a joke... that was false hope. damn you, lance... damn you...

britney can bite my big one anyday.....

resisting... comeback... for that post^^^...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
h!!!!

hit me with your best shot!!!

big as a gorilla's...

that is a big compliment. gorillas are hung rather well, from what i have heard.

do your research...

I actually felt my heart leap; for one whole second I was ecstatic

sorry, i am not mr. national geographic.

NOTE TO THORONDOR, REALWORLDDREAMS AND DISCOS:

I understand the point about the singer dying in a plane crash (Aaliyah) but Lance was not taking a dig at that particular tragedy, in fact I'm willing to bet it didn't even cross his mind when he started this thread. I thought the concept was funny, actually, most of us did, but you guys seemed to think Britney needed your support. Please, enough ridicule is made about Britney, do you really think people won't say a specific something about her just because it happens to have occured with someone else? Get a sense of humour.

As Fire says, grow a brain or go back to the OTF.

Well, in this case, grow a sense of humour or get out of the OTF. Enough said.

wow, i sense much anger here.

oh man, that was the point oof the comeback... i shoulda picked a different animal... bleh, moment passed, lets move along...

No anger sweetie, just obvious disbelief that people here could truly think Lance that malicious.

He's a darling

How are you by the way?

i am fine. how are you?

fine then enough said i leave.

too much fighting!!!

Not enough.

you're right
****** slaps lance*

You little ****er.

say my name!!!!!

Ok...douchebag.

i want britney to bite my big one.

So you've said.

so i say again.

she sucked the big one (11" last night.

It's true, it's true!!!

you wish, cockboy!!!

keep smoking that delusional wacky tabaccy.

wwwhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
!!

puff puff...puffffffffffffffffff.

Pass

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff

I have an Uncle named Ken